Film Forecast

Shhh. Don't move a muscle. This here's A Quiet Place. How will this family stay alive in a silent post-apocalyptic world? Why are humans so obsessed with the apocalypse? Is that a big 'ol fast and mean sloth? Is this the beginning of a newer and scarier The Office? We've got the answers. 

A Quiet Place comes to theaters April 6 and stars John Krasinski and Emily Blunt. 

Are you ready? Are you are a player? Are you waked AF? Join us in the Oasis for a nostalgia-packed Delorean ride through Ready Player One. Can Parzival and the rebels take down IOI? Is ol' Stevie Spiels about to outdo the source material? Will 92-foot-tall Jeff Goldblum show up? Is the real winner King Dong and his iron schlong? We've got the answers.

Ready Player One is in theaters March 28, it stars: 

Tye Sheridan, Letitia Wright, Ben Mendelsohn, Olivia Cooke, Mark Rylance, Hannah John-Kamen, TJ Miller & Simon Pegg. 

We're coming at you live from the red carpet at the Oxcarts 2018 and let's just say there are giants! Stone Giants! Good thing we kill giants, and so does Barbara in I Kill Giants. Are the giants a metaphor for a real-life darkness looming over Barbara? Is this a new Shadow of the Colossus? Is Jeff Goldblum 92 feet tall? Did Kevin shit in my shoes?We've got the answers. 

I Kill Giants is in theatres March 23 and stars Zoe Saldana, Imogen Poots, Madison Wolfe, Sydney Wade, Jennifer Ehle, Noel Clarke and more. 

Hop in the plane, we're heading to the Isle of Dogs to find our podcast dog, Daisy. Was there really a dog flu, or a government cover-up? Is this going to be Wes Anderson's best? Is the name a play on I love dogs? Will Numeinumi make an appearance? Can you join us on the road to Golden Groves and the Outskirts? We've got all of the answers in this fashion-forward episode. 

Isle of Dogs is in theatres on March 23 and stars: Bryan Cranston, Koyu Rankin, Jeff Goldblum, Scarlett Johansson, Bill Murray, Tilda Swinton, Greta Gerwig, Edward Norton, Ken Watanabe, Yoko Ono, Frances McDormand and more.  

Are you ready for us to raid your tomb? Well, no matter, we will be raiding your ears with our Tomb Raider forecast. Will this live up to the new video games? Is Alicia Vikander better than Angelina Jolie? Is this the start of the new Adventure-verse? Is it all just business and boardrooms? We've got the answers. 

Tomb Raider is in theatres March 16 and stars: Alicia Vikander, Daniel Lu, Hannah John-Kamen, Walton Goggins, Kristin Scott Thomas, Dominic West, Nick Frost.

We're heading inside the shimmer to explore the rapidly changing world of Annihilation, and we've brought some guests along with us – the guys from Nerd ON! Is mother nature taking back the earth? Is this just a new version of The Lion and the Mouse or even Mother!? We answer this and much more. 

Annihilation is in theatres Feb. 23 and stars: Natalie Portman, Oscar Isaac, Tessa Thompson, Jennifer Jason Leigh, Gina Rodriguez and Benedict Wong. 

We're going undercover, literally under the covers, for this Red Sparrow forecast. Will this become a new J-Law series? Why is everyone using bad accents? Is Jennifer Lawrence actually Johnny Depp? Is this just Black Widow with a different feminine animal? Will Bobby "The Waterboy" Boucher make an appearance? We answer so much this week. 

Red Sparrow is in theatres on March 2. It stars: Jennifer Lawrence, Joel Edgerton, Mary-Louise Parker, Charlotte Rampling & Jeremy Irons.

We're headed to Wakanda for a look at Black Panther with our first guest host, our childhood friend Evan. Will T'challa become Wakanda's greatest king? Which other Marvel characters will make cameos? What is it like to be bitten by a crocodile? Is this a Hobbit prequel, or part of the Barbershop-verse? We get dilly dilly this week.

Black Panther is in theatres February 15 and stars: Chadwick Boseman, Michael B. Jordan, Lupita Nyong'o, Danai Gurira, Martin Freeman, Daniel Kaluuya, Andy Serkis and Angela Bassett. 

In our sexiest episode to date we throw on our dom jeans and head dick first into the world of BDSM for Fifty Shades Freed. Will Jack kill Mrs. Grey? How did Ana become Dale Earnhardt Jr? Can DJ Dom Jeans play the Grey's wedding? Is that Terry the Mathematician in the corner? We answer this and more. 

Fifty Shades Freed is in theaters February 8, 9 or 14. It stars: Dakota Johnson, Jamie Dornan, Arielle Kebbel, Eric Johnson, Marcia Gay Harden, Kim Basinger and more. 

This bonusode starts out in a galaxy far, far away as we give our take on the latest installment in the Star Wars series. We question all the hate towards this film. We share the color of our lightsabers. We question what's up with all the new force powers?  Will Rey and Kylo Ren end up together? What about Rose and Finn?

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