Filthy Armenian Adventures

Old-school Hollywood psychologist — and author of "The Young Man's Guide to Demystifying the 21st Century Female" (unpublished) — delivers my first full horoscope reading and teaches me how to dominate the fairer sex.

Intro by Filthy Santa.

Location: North Hollywood, California

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In a day or two Filthy Santa will return to deliver his annual address as the intro to our next adventure, but here is last year's address (an early listener fave from Episode 4: Hollywood and the Middle East) for those who might have missed it. 

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Everything you need to know about Elon Musk's Twitter war, Kanye's Christian swastika, White Lotus season 2, straights vs gays and hopeful insanity vs eternal cope in the final state of 2022. Plus my own personal White Lotus near-murder in NYC. With Jack Mason of The Perfume Nationalist

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A plot-twist about the previous night's magical evening of erotic adventure leads to a brutal autopsy of sexual rejection, bicuriosity, and other stupid bullsh*t of the heart.

Part 2 of a nonfiction mystery drama. To access Part 1 (and 30 other premium episodes), subscribe at patreon.com/filthyarmenian

Location: Hamburg, Germany

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A casual date at a bar in Hamburg takes a tantalizing turn when it’s interrupted by a Dutch blonde masc bro lawyer, hoping to make the most of his last night in town...

A nonfiction mystery drama in two acts. This is the opening monologue. To listen to the full adventure, subscribe at patreon.com/filthyarmenian

Location: Hamburg, Germany

I have a dream. A hot, steamy, sultry summer dream. In it there are lots of naked Germans, Leonard Cohen and Diana Ross. Also my friend Christian, and the seeds of a sexual revolution.

Location: Munich, Germany. 

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Freethinking lesbian writer Norah Vincent quit the punditry game to go undercover and investigate what it's really like to be a man in America. What she discovered eventually killed her. But her bombshell book, Self-Made Man (2006), though promptly memoryholed as its ominous warnings about the gender wars came to pass, survives as a prescient model of honest journalism and feminism for men. Jack Mason of The Perfume Nationalist and Salomé of Twitter join me for an Art Right Halloween Pride Parade in honor of the book and its author, who committed suicide in July.

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Harry Tafoya and I were first-responders to the cultural terrorist attack launched on our nation in the form of the 2022 Whitney Biennale. Will we suffocate in the rubble? Or can we carve a way out of the apocalypse hole and back to a place where art and life matter again?

Then can we do it all over again because footage of the original journey disappeared...

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Location: Whitney Museum of American Art - New York, New York

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Bad art, good art, mom art, pop art. Can the abstract expressions, conceptual provocations, and preternaturally perky tits of Edward Hopper's 78-year old wife restore our innocence before it gets shattered again at the Biennale down below? Art critic Harry Tafoya and I attempt to forge a lost masterpiece among The Whitney's permanent collection.

Location: Whitney Museum of American Art - New York, NY

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