Final Femme

Join Sydney, Jack, and Grant for our second Chompers episode where we talk about all things media. This episode contains 100% more Jack than our last Chompers episode!

Sydney and Jack are back in the 90s! This time with a story about manslaughter turned 1st degree murder turned serial killer! And if you think that sentenced escalated quickly, just wait until you hear the episode!

They fell from the sky to invade your ears! Jack and Sidney are back serving up only the finest calve brains and capers. No rat turds here! ... If you listen to the episode, you'll understand. And then you'll be in on the joke - You will assimilate. You WILL assimilate.

Just kidding! Now shake off that husk and join us as we talk 1978's INVASION OF THE BODY SNATCHERS!

Hey Listeners! Jack is on vacation, so Sidney called in Grant to try out something new. This episode isn't about one movie, instead we invite you to join us while we share what stories in various media that we've been enjoying. So strap in! We're talking movies, tv shows, video games and, the OG, books! We won't ask you to gobble the entire plots, just little chomps-chomps.

Listen in as Sydney and Jack solve this Rubix Cube for unimaginable pain and pleasure! I... I mean PUZZLE BOX! Yes this complicated puzzle box. They certainly will never think to peel the... HEY! Stop taking the stickers off the Rubix Cube! You can't do that! It's against the rules!

Cenobites! Stop them!

They're ruining it!

No matter how the housing market looks, don’t buy property in resident evil. That’s a decision that will bite you in the butt! Sidney and Jack didn’t follow this advice and decided to visit the neighborhood only to find a city in complete disorder. Shambling zombies, blood-thirsty dogs, gas masked soldiers and a pesky HOA president named the Red Queen all made for an unwelcome stay. 0/5 stars. Luckily, final femme Alice saved our host’s asses and whisked them to safety just in time for them to put out this episode!

Sydney and Jack are back! And they brought the devil with them! Join them as they navigate 70’s late night TV and... Satan? Abracadabra y’all!

Sorry friends, no new episode today. But don't get too scared; we'll be back in August after we survive this year's death-defying summer camp!

Better check the alignment on this episode because something seems off! 2010's Rubber depicts a homicidal tire stalking a woman while being observed by a crowd through binoculars. Long time listeners may not find this the oddest part as our dear Sidney is off pursuing vampiric interests! But don't get too deflated, Jack is joined by Grant to get things rolling. Listen in as we tread carefully through this horrific farce!

What's cold and dark and has six women in it? It's not a joke; it's the cave in The Descent. But wait, there's more! There's creatures that will slash your throat or just eat you alive! Sidney is daydreaming about more romantic monsters like Dracula. Meanwhile, Jack is more concerned about the tiny tunnels our cave-diving protagonists crawl through. Grab your carabiners, dear listeners; this one's a real HELLHOLE.