Final Femme

Here comes Michael wearing a faded blue Armani jumper. He's strutting swiftly like a spy infiltrating a fashion show! Truly a grand entrance to todays episode were Jack and Sidney discuss 78's Halloween! Grab a pumpkin or something pumpkin spiced because who says Halloween has to end in October?!

Want to stay up late and record a demon with Sidney and Jack? Better than with a cocky 'bro' that disregards his girlfriends trauma! Sit in and listen with this weeks Paranormal Activity! Don't forget to sprinkle some baby powder on the floor.

Sidney and jack learn to read the signs that we are not alone! Crop circles? Check. UFOs? Check. Tin foil hats? Check. So go grab a glass of water because you and the evil aliens will want to stay hydrated for this one!

Do you like art and blood? Do you like dystopian European countries on the verge of ANOTHER war? If you do, that's very Suspiria of you! Join Sydney and Jack as they dance their way through hell and maybe break a leg or two along the way!

Nobody panic! The next Final Femme episode is here! Jack leads us through a "Three Stooges" heist of a lifetime. Sidney would like the record to show that Burnham is exempt from this label. Make sure to setup the panic room phone line, grab some carbs, and patch us into the PA system so all the menacing burglars can enjoy the Final Femme banter!

The 90's are back! And we're back in high school with kids who shun drugs and try to assimilate their fellow classmates. Talk about Disturbing Behavior. Sid's happy and Jack's pissed but our moody Final Femmes refuse to be another brick in their "utopian" wall!

This week we're talking Silence of the Lambs! Jodie Foster and Anthony Hopkins chewing each scene. Sometimes Hopkins is chewing other things. Come for this classic psychological horror recap, stay for the Buffalo Bill impressions! If you listen closely you can hear the lambs screaming.

Aaaand we're back! SIdney & Jack are here to talk to you about The Thing. Not to be confused with the doodad, the gizmo, the thingamabob, or the Spanish inquisition. It is our promise that through all the aliens, spacecraft, and viscera - you'll have more fun than Kurt Russell playing a Chess Wizard!

Sorry friends, no new episode today! We are headed to a summer camp that doesn't allow electronics so we will be unable to record any new episodes for July. The head camp counselor Jesse Vorshees sounds like a really "connect with nature" type. Surely nothing but good things will come to us! We wish you all a fun filled July and we shall return with new episodes August 2nd! We'll be right baaaaaack!

Viago, Vladislav, Deacon, and Petyr have been vampire buds for hundreds of years. Then one night before dinner, their "meal" turns into something they didn't know they needed—a new friend turned vampire named Nick! Change isn't always easy in friend groups, so your new friends Jack and Sidney are here to help you through it! And for all you vampires out there, please come in and enjoy the show!