Final Femme

Have you heard the urban legend about The Puffy Coat killer? Legend has it that to blend better into their surroundings, The Puffy Coat Killer bought everyone in town a puffy coat from Temu. Even Jack and Sidney are wearing fur-lined parkas this episode! As the tale goes, those that don't listen to this episode will die a gruesome death! So tune in, or BEWARE!

Alfred Hitchcock answers the question, "What if we didn't wait for people to die before performing a sky burial?" And then follows that up with making all the sounds of the birds with a Trautonium. Instead of just... birds. There's a lot to unpeck here. Lucky for you, Sidney and Jack are ready to swoop in with some no-nonsense critique! Gather round, fledglings—it's feeding time for THE BIRDS!

Jack lends his rock band expertise in picking apart today's episode, Studio 666! Everyone knows sex, drugs, and rock & roll! But what about ranch dressing and chicken parmesan? Lemon bars and cocaine? The Book of the Dead and raccoon's blood? String art and melody progression??? Pump up the volume on today's episode as Jack and Sidney pluck away at all these topics and more! WIDDLY WIDDLY WEEEEEE!

Furries and forts. Bad guys and bears. Rock ‘n’ roll rabbits and rampaging face-eating cupcakes. Sid and jack step into the world of Chuck E Cheese…err Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza but no amount of lucid dreaming will take away the dead-eyed animatronic faces burned into their minds.

Last time we watched a little girl that could commune with dead adults trying to keep the living out of their house. This time we're watching a little boy that can commune with dead kids that are trying to keep the living at their house forever! And fair warning - this one isn't a comedy. So get ready to get spooked! Maybe have a box of tissues handy. And invite all your childhood friends because Jack and Sidney are watching El Orfanato!

Hey kids! Come on down to Beetle Town with Jack and Sidney! Got a pesky family you can’t exorcise? Try a Harry Belafonte song! Just be sure not to call on the man in the stripes! Beetle Guise, Beetle Guise—oh, don’t say his name thrice! You don't want this ghoulish sleaze in your graveyard!

High schools can be rife with pecking orders. In 1976's Carrie, most highschoolers pick on Carrie. Teachers pick on Carrie. Even Carrie's own mother picks on Carrie. Well the tables are about to be turned when Carrie develops telekinesis! Jack and Sidney pour over the details of this classic horror from Stephen King that we pray you'll find to be buckets of fun! The only question is, who are you taking to prom?

Lestat is the only vampire with riffs so sick it'll stir the queen of all vampires from her slumber. But if you want to wake Lestat, all you need is a little turn-of-the-century nu metal! So stake down a spot, dear listener, and tune in to Sidney and Jack as they talk Queen of the Damned! A rockin' good-time with more holes in the plot than a vampire's victim!

Celebrate the new year! Celebrate Final Femme's return! Celebrate Sidney and Jack talking Pet Sematary! Gather all your loved ones, hike up the hilltops and bury your ears into our discussion of the problems that arise from living mere feet from a major highway! And like the new year song goes... Should old acquaintance be forgot and never brought back to life? That's how the song goes, right?

If someone told you to make 1982's The Thing HOTTER and you lit up a flamethrower, you would be correct. But if instead you casted a plethora of the hottest 90's actors & actresses in a high school horror mystery, you would also be correct! And Sidney would like to thank you. Jack would like to thank whomever snagged the 1970 Pontiac GTO. What we're trying to say is we are a bit thirsty this episode - much like the alien parasite stars of this film. So stay hydrated with 1998's The Faculty!