It's Part 2 of our journey to catch all of the Fearsome Creatures of the Lumberwoods (with a Few Desert and Mountain Beasts)! Will we emerge from this challenge victorious, or will ball-tailed cats, exploding coffins, and surprisingly racist swamp dragons send us back to the Pokémon Center?

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We celebrate our 50th episode with a 111-year old book full of "fearsome critters", legends of the American frontier that prove that the part of the human brain that likes to catalog fictional monsters was active way before the mid 90s. How many Pokéballs do you think could fit in a covered wagon?

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Music by Kevin MacLeod https://incompetech.filmmusic.io

We're very proud to welcome esteemed/disgraced adventurer Col. H. M. Colonialism to the show to help us run down a list of the world's lacustrine monsters and figure out how many of them are just off-brand Loch Ness Monsters. Jump on in; the water's probably fine!

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The most amazing sci-fi element in Avatar (the blue one) isn't unobtainium. It's the super intelligent biosphere-cum-goddess called Eywa. Fascinating, yes, but can we trust this deciduous deity? Is she hiding something? And most importantly, what's she doing?

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Genies are often found in bottles, but those bottles aren't often sold as a household cleaning agent. Mr. Veritably Clean is an exception to that rule. Come for the djinn history, stay for the Robin Williams impressions and TLC references.

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No good deed goes unpunished! We're stopping by the old house at the end of the road for some potions, and while we're there, we discuss what makes a witch a witch (The classic, fairytale witch that is; no Wiccans were harmed in the making of this episode). Drop by for a spell!

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In the early days of the Soviet Union, Dr. Ilya Ivanov had a dream. And that dream was pretty messed up and bad, really. Join us for a night of communism, ape grandkids, and the weirdest séance ever.

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The boys over at Kaiju Weekly Podcast have a problem: Is Clifford the Big Red Dog a kaiju? Fortunately, host Travis knew just who to call to answer the question once and for all... But they were busy, so he settled for us.

Check out the episode we guest on the Kaiju Weekly Podcast where we talk Digby, the Biggest Dog in the World: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/kaiju-weekly/id1330448313?i=1000517062931

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Happy Easter! This paschal season, what better topic to discuss than underused parts of the mythology of the Alien universe? For example, the fact that Jesus was apparently a giant alien in an H. R. Gieger onesie. Will this be the episode that finally gets Allie the excommunication she desires? (God, I hope so. Otherwise I think I have to steal some kind of sacred chalice or something.) Tune in and find out!

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Vampires. They drink blood, turn into bats, and occasionally sparkle. But what's un-life like for real vampires? Adam and Allie (name and pronoun reveal, no big deal) are about to find out firsthand in our first-ever in-person episode!

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