Thrill as Adam and a very sleepy post-Election Night co-host enter their second year of podcasting! Marvel as they go fathoms below the seas of Denmark to bring you a classic, tragic maritime fairy tale! And get ready to soak up some beachy vibes all June-uary long!

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Elves. They make toys, cookies, and war upon the hordes of Sauron. But how are all the different creatures called "elves" related? Do they even count as "monsters" for the purposes of our show? Can Adam discover that Christmas isn't all about business in time to solve all our elf questions? And where does that leave ALF? This holiday season, our gift to you is getting down to the bottom of the North Pole's most pointy-eared mystery.

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It was a simple job: Get in, get the mummified yeti hand, get out. But for Jimmy Stewart and his associates, robbing a Buddhist monastery is never simple. Between prehistoric primates, Euro-centric entitlement, and a lingerie case full of human bones, this episode has everything you need to start getting into the holiday spirit!

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In the epic poem Beowulf, the exact identity of Grendel's mother is less than clear. Is she a demon? A forgotten pre-Christian deity? A CG model of an A-list actress covered in molten gold? One way or another, we know it might be wrong, but we're in love with Grendel's mom!

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In 2020, the Kool-Aid Man, in defiance of God, rendered animate what should have rightfully been committed to the Gates of Hell. But it goes much deeper than that. We hope you haven't been drinking The Man's Kool-Aid, because this conspiracy goes all the way to the top!

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We've been Avatar: The Last Airbender fans since it first aired. To celebrate this year's big Avatar popularity resurgence, we decided to give back to a show that meant so much to us. Let's get Koh a job!

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Look, we all know that the world rests on the back of a giant turtle. But what's the turtle's side of the story? Is it our friend? Is it our dad? Is it trying to get turtle-laid? This year, we'd be thankful for some answers about this titan of Native American mythology.

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When they aren't crushing the foes of Isengard and Barad-dûr, where do Uruk-hai go to unwind? It's some place with a menu, apparently. And in this episode, we intend to find out exactly what an orc like you is doing in a nice place like this.

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Really, InGen? Is a big white T. rex really the coolest GMO-asaurus you can come up with? ... You'd like to see us try to do better? Hold on to your butts!

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The folkloric foxes of Japan have an image problem. Tonight, special guest Ben joins the spin doctors of FMR to drag kitsune by all nine of their tails from obscurity right into the hip and trendy world of the mainstream! Also, while I have you, don't forget to vote!

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