This is a short one. Things got busy for us, and we reached a logical conclusion for our first season. Will Freyja find her soulmate? See you next season!

After a week off, we’re back with some helpful tips on how to disappear from the public eye and possibly get yourself declared legally dead. You know, if you were to need that sort of thing.

Wake up for Morning Cheetos with Chad Fingerbuddy and Chuck ‘The Duck’ Huckbuck on CHTO 99.1 The Cheeto! In this episode we discuss men wearing makeup, the value of crude humor, average maturity level, and we make friends with President Crab.

You’ve heard him on the radio during your morning drive. You’ve hired him to snoop on your cheating spouse. He’s Chad Fingerbuddy, P.I., and he’s here to tell you all about the dick buffet, improv classes for kinky roleplayers, and the amazing chocolate-covered unicorn that is the MOONMAN. This is a weird one, folks, so strap in.

It’s the franchise reboot nobody asked for! No, not really, we just expanded Freyja’s profile a bit. It’s a Very Special Episode! Join us as we talk about rich people, superficial people, hugging gay people, and the bodily ramifications of literally shitting a brick.

What’s the difference between a Woodstock hippie and a Burning Man hippie?  Why would anyone wear a mesh fedora? What would make you develop a cauldron fetish? Can you say you like sarcasm without sounding sarcastic? All this and more on this week’s scintillating episode.

This one’s got a lot of tangents that go way off topic. Mostly about beef fetishes and incest. Not at the same time, though if that’s what you’re into, we don’t shame here. This week we solve the Confederate statue problem, discuss cologne, talk about feet, consider having bear arms, ask whether getting drunk is an excuse for behavior, and much more. But please, don’t flay your feet without a medical professional’s supervision.

Come along with us on a journey where we create a world in which we have two butlers, who are also a couple.  This week we discuss the value of human lives, gnawing on bones in a post-apocalyptic future, the word “ditzy” makes a comeback, the meaning of so-called fake news, and sex in public.

Murder: We all do it. It’s been a healthy part of nature since at least forever. But what do you do after your murders? That’s right, we’re offering fashion tips on skin-wearing! OK, maybe not, but we do tackle issues like dating an ex, sex in churches, the differences between simple and complex people, and throwing stuff – featuring Mark’s idea for a place you can go to scream and hit things.

We’ve maxed out Freyja’s stats, and now she gets a Charisma bonus! I think. That’s how dating sites work, right?  Join us as we discuss things like the proverbial whips and chains, filling all the holes in your life (and body), welfare bias, foul goddamn language, the myth of introversion, legalizin’ it, and your little buttfriend.