Fine Freyja

Mark and Natasha are continually baffled by men who message us with stories that paint them in a bad light or give incredibly graphic details of their sexual exploits. Join them as they tear down capitalism, rip into the horrors of the adult film industry, whether we’d date someone who puts religion over the relationship, and other topics like litterbugs, video games, intellectual debates, and a book called How To Adult.

You’re not going to believe some of the messages we get in this episode. One of them is easily one of the weirdest ones we’ve ever received, and you’ll know it when you get to it. Besides a large chunk of the podcast being taken over by new messages from would-be suitors, we discuss whether a billion sex partners is dangerous or amazing, the appeal of becoming Batman villain Two-Face to make decisions, Freyja’s horrible canon backstory pee experience, and we want a truckload of yams as dowry in exchange for your hand in marriage.

Are 4-dimensional beings watching us at all times? Do gods have gods?  This week we discuss why knees are dumb, we dig down deep about being bullied and discuss how laws about it should be changed, and talk about our mutual pet peeve of using “lol” as punctuation. Plus, the power of prayer, whether “virgin” means “innocent”, and changing your last name after marriage.

How do you make love? In a factory, apparently. Come listen as we talk about our squishy hearts just waiting to be wrung out by machines. We also address  yet more questions about weed and casual sex, the big is beautiful movement, traditional heads of household, and getting WICKED DRUNK. The conversation somehow then devolves into anime body pillows. We’re not sure how that happened either.

Be sure to check out our first ever Fine Freyja Animation video, based on a segment from Episode 10! Beware the sentient gonads.

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Trust me, you’re going to want to listen to this one. In this special episode of Fine Freyja Nights, we spend the first block of time talking about ethical non-monogamy from an academic research perspective. But then we get into our usual silly banter about things like The Polygamist Brady Bunch, we pitch a film about sentient gonad monsters taking over the world, and we debate the ethics of revealing our true nature to users who have send us some of the better and more pleasant messages we’ve received.

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How long should you travel to meet up with a date?  How important are public displays of affection?  What is the value of watching How It’s Made? That’s not even scratching the surface of our 9th episode. We get into a lengthy conversation about our experiences with religion in this one, so it’s gonna be touchy. We also discuss kids, guns, philosophy, and Freyja’s insatiable sex drive.

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What does a room full of constipated yoga goats sound like? What’s it like to drive down the Earth? Find all of this and more in our… octagonal episode? Is that right? Anyway, this week we tackle such diverse topics as smoking, defying parental influence, reading your partner’s email, building the border wall, shaving your legs, and making sex tapes. Not all at once, of course. That would be silly.

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Aww, yeah. It’s time for Fine Freyja NIGHTS. So cozy up with your special someone, and… talk in a bunch of weird accents for no reason. We’re not sure why this happened, but it did. This week we address being “reliable” in an open relationship, the nature of intelligence, budgeting, and a mutant gets kicked out of the X-Mansion for trying to bang everyone.

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You probably have questions about that title, but… somehow we don’t have answers for you. In this episode we talk about Pete. Who’s Pete? I’m Pete. We also cover such controversial topics as single parent dating, offensive jokes, gun safety, flag-burning, and the most controversial of all, dental hygiene. I’m Pete.

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Put those pitchforks away. Before you fire off that complaint letter, you’ll want to hear the title in context! This episode contains a major purge of mail, and discussions about vegetarianism, so-called introverts, kink-positivity, creationism, and we only talk about one specific drug this time!

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