FIREFIGHTER AND EMS STORIES

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FIREFIGHTER AND EMS STORIES episodes

May 01, 2022 52 Stuck and injured penis stories
Fellas, if your horny, don't do what do these fellas did to sexually relieve themselves. You are better off and cheaper to buy a flesh light than taking a trip to the emergency room.

You can email me at [email protected]. Let me know what you think of the podcast, share suggestions, share stories or just say hi.
I have written a book titled " Another boring book about being a firefighter/EMT.: Useless advice and offensive stories" Find all the stories I have told on the podcast and more. This book has serious issues but in written in a humorous way.
This book is not going to have long winded chapters filled with bullcrap. It will be short and nasty.
I have NOT seen or done it all. There have been thousands of firefighters who have done so much more than I have and they are far better firefighters than me. I am writing this book to share what I have learned and my experiences with you.
Click the link to find it on Amazon.
Another boring book about being a firefighter/EMT.: Useless advice and offensive stories.: Cronley, Shane j: 9798580550442: Amazon.com: Books
All the chapters in the book.
INTRODUCTION
ABOUT THE AUTHOR
YOU ARE GOING TO BE SCARED
KNOW YOUR GEAR
KEEP UP WITH YOUR TRAINING
KEEP YOUR PERSONAL LIFE PERSONAL
LEAVE WORK AT WORK
DON’T BE SO SENSITIVE
USE YOUR CHAIN OF COMMAND
F@#K,SH$T and P-WORD
POLITICS
RELIGION
RESPECTING THE ER STAFF
RESPECTING THE DISPATCHERS
KNOW HOW TO CLEAN
THE BASICS OF COFFEE
HAVE COMPASSION, RESPECT AND BE SENSITIVE TO ALL PATIENTS
BULLET POINT ADVICE
MEDICAL EMERGENCY STORIES
PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE FLAG COMPANY Veteran owned and operated. They make 19x36 and 13x24 Hand crafted, gorgeous rustic wooden American flags. Challenge coin flags, military flag, thin red line, thin blue line, custom orders and offer free personized engraving. Find them on etsy or click the link in the description below
Pledge Allegiance Flag Company by PledgeAllegianceFlag on Etsy
7 min
April 01, 2022 51 Gasoline
You can email me at [email protected]. Let me know what you think of the podcast, share suggestions, share stories or just say hi.
I have written a book titled " Another boring book about being a firefighter/EMT.: Useless advice and offensive stories" Find all the stories I have told on the podcast and more. This book has serious issues but in written in a humorous way.
This book is not going to have long winded chapters filled with bullcrap. It will be short and nasty.
I have NOT seen or done it all. There have been thousands of firefighters who have done so much more than I have and they are far better firefighters than me. I am writing this book to share what I have learned and my experiences with you.
Click the link to find it on Amazon.
Another boring book about being a firefighter/EMT.: Useless advice and offensive stories.: Cronley, Shane j: 9798580550442: Amazon.com: Books
All the chapters in the book.
INTRODUCTION
ABOUT THE AUTHOR
YOU ARE GOING TO BE SCARED
KNOW YOUR GEAR
KEEP UP WITH YOUR TRAINING
KEEP YOUR PERSONAL LIFE PERSONAL
LEAVE WORK AT WORK
DON’T BE SO SENSITIVE
USE YOUR CHAIN OF COMMAND
F@#K,SH$T and P-WORD
POLITICS
RELIGION
RESPECTING THE ER STAFF
RESPECTING THE DISPATCHERS
KNOW HOW TO CLEAN
THE BASICS OF COFFEE
HAVE COMPASSION, RESPECT AND BE SENSITIVE TO ALL PATIENTS
BULLET POINT ADVICE
MEDICAL EMERGENCY STORIES
6 min
March 01, 2022 50 EMT an Firefighter Pass out
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You can email me at [email protected]. Let me know what you think of the podcast, share suggestions, share stories or just say hi.
I have written a book titled " Another boring book about being a firefighter/EMT.: Useless advice and offensive stories" Find all the stories I have told on the podcast and more. This book has serious issues but in written in a humorous way.
This book is not going to have long winded chapters filled with bullcrap. It will be short and nasty.
I have NOT seen or done it all. There have been thousands of firefighters who have done so much more than I have and they are far better firefighters than me. I am writing this book to share what I have learned and my experiences with you.
Click the link to find it on Amazon.
Another boring book about being a firefighter/EMT.: Useless advice and offensive stories.: Cronley, Shane j: 9798580550442: Amazon.com: Books
All the chapters in the book.
INTRODUCTION
ABOUT THE AUTHOR
YOU ARE GOING TO BE SCARED
KNOW YOUR GEAR
KEEP UP WITH YOUR TRAINING
KEEP YOUR PERSONAL LIFE PERSONAL
LEAVE WORK AT WORK
DON’T BE SO SENSITIVE
USE YOUR CHAIN OF COMMAND
F@#K,SH$T and P-WORD
POLITICS
RELIGION
RESPECTING THE ER STAFF
RESPECTING THE DISPATCHERS
KNOW HOW TO CLEAN
THE BASICS OF COFFEE
HAVE COMPASSION, RESPECT AND BE SENSITIVE TO ALL PATIENTS
BULLET POINT ADVICE
MEDICAL EMERGENCY STORIES
8 min
February 09, 2022 49 Stuck to the couch
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You can email me at [email protected]. Let me know what you think of the podcast, share suggestions, share stories or just say hi.
I have written a book titled " Another boring book about being a firefighter/EMT.: Useless advice and offensive stories" Find all the stories I have told on the podcast and more. This book has serious issues but in written in a humorous way.
This book is not going to have long winded chapters filled with bullcrap. It will be short and nasty.
I have NOT seen or done it all. There have been thousands of firefighters who have done so much more than I have and they are far better firefighters than me. I am writing this book to share what I have learned and my experiences with you.
Click the link to find it on Amazon.
Another boring book about being a firefighter/EMT.: Useless advice and offensive stories.: Cronley, Shane j: 9798580550442: Amazon.com: Books
All the chapters in the book.
INTRODUCTION
ABOUT THE AUTHOR
YOU ARE GOING TO BE SCARED
KNOW YOUR GEAR
KEEP UP WITH YOUR TRAINING
KEEP YOUR PERSONAL LIFE PERSONAL
LEAVE WORK AT WORK
DON’T BE SO SENSITIVE
USE YOUR CHAIN OF COMMAND
F@#K,SH$T and P-WORD
POLITICS
RELIGION
RESPECTING THE ER STAFF
RESPECTING THE DISPATCHERS
KNOW HOW TO CLEAN
THE BASICS OF COFFEE
HAVE COMPASSION, RESPECT AND BE SENSITIVE TO ALL PATIENTS
BULLET POINT ADVICE
MEDICAL EMERGENCY STORIES
3 min
September 30, 2021 48 Roaches, Spiders and Snakes
You can email me at [email protected]. Let me know what you think of the podcast, share suggestions, share stories or just say hi.
PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE FLAG COMPANY Veteran owned and operated. They make 19x36 and 13x24 Hand crafted, gorgeous rustic wooden American flags. Challenge coin flags, military flag, thin red line, thin blue line, custom orders and offer free personized engraving. Find them on etsy or click the link in the description below
Pledge Allegiance Flag Company by PledgeAllegianceFlag on Etsy
I have written a book titled " Another boring book about being a firefighter/EMT.: Useless advice and offensive stories" Find all the stories I have told on the podcast and more. This book has serious issues but in written in a humorous way.
This book is not going to have long winded chapters filled with bullcrap. It will be short and nasty.
I have NOT seen or done it all. There have been thousands of firefighters who have done so much more than I have and they are far better firefighters than me. I am writing this book to share what I have learned and my experiences with you.
Click the link to find it on Amazon.
Another boring book about being a firefighter/EMT.: Useless advice and offensive stories.: Cronley, Shane j: 9798580550442: Amazon.com: Books
All the chapters in the book.
INTRODUCTION
ABOUT THE AUTHOR
YOU ARE GOING TO BE SCARED
KNOW YOUR GEAR
KEEP UP WITH YOUR TRAINING
KEEP YOUR PERSONAL LIFE PERSONAL
LEAVE WORK AT WORK
DON’T BE SO SENSITIVE
USE YOUR CHAIN OF COMMAND
F@#K,SH$T and P-WORD
POLITICS
RELIGION
RESPECTING THE ER STAFF
RESPECTING THE DISPATCHERS
KNOW HOW TO CLEAN
THE BASICS OF COFFEE
HAVE COMPASSION, RESPECT AND BE SENSITIVE TO ALL PATIENTS
BULLET POINT ADVICE
MEDICAL EMERGENCY STORIES
6 min
September 13, 2021 47 Selfie war
You can find the article at
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You can email me at [email protected]. Let me know what you think of the podcast, share suggestions, share stories or just say hi.
PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE FLAG COMPANY Veteran owned and operated. They make 19x36 and 13x24 Hand crafted, gorgeous rustic wooden American flags. Challenge coin flags, military flag, thin red line, thin blue line, custom orders and offer free personized engraving. Find them on etsy or click the link in the description below
Pledge Allegiance Flag Company by PledgeAllegianceFlag on Etsy
I have written a book titled " Another boring book about being a firefighter/EMT.: Useless advice and offensive stories" Find all the stories I have told on the podcast and more. This book has serious issues but in written in a humorous way.
This book is not going to have long winded chapters filled with bullcrap. It will be short and nasty.
I have NOT seen or done it all. There have been thousands of firefighters who have done so much more than I have and they are far better firefighters than me. I am writing this book to share what I have learned and my experiences with you.
Click the link to find it on Amazon.
Another boring book about being a firefighter/EMT.: Useless advice and offensive stories.: Cronley, Shane j: 9798580550442: Amazon.com: Books
All the chapters in the book.
INTRODUCTION
ABOUT THE AUTHOR
YOU ARE GOING TO BE SCARED
KNOW YOUR GEAR
KEEP UP WITH YOUR TRAINING
KEEP YOUR PERSONAL LIFE PERSONAL
LEAVE WORK AT WORK
DON’T BE SO SENSITIVE
USE YOUR CHAIN OF COMMAND
F@#K,SH$T and P-WORD
POLITICS
RELIGION
RESPECTING THE ER STAFF
RESPECTING THE DISPATCHERS
KNOW HOW TO CLEAN
THE BASICS OF COFFEE
HAVE COMPASSION, RESPECT AND BE SENSITIVE TO ALL PATIENTS
BULLET POINT ADVICE
MEDICAL EMERGENCY STORIES
3 min
September 11, 2021 46 911 Let us never forget
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3 min
August 24, 2021 45 Homeless encampment
You can email me at [email protected]. Let me know what you think of the podcast, share suggestions, share stories or just say hi.
PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE FLAG COMPANY Veteran owned and operated. They make 19x36 and 13x24 Hand crafted, gorgeous rustic wooden American flags. Challenge coin flags, military flag, thin red line, thin blue line, custom orders and offer free personized engraving. Find them on etsy or click the link in the description below
Pledge Allegiance Flag Company by PledgeAllegianceFlag on Etsy
I have written a book titled " Another boring book about being a firefighter/EMT.: Useless advice and offensive stories" Find all the stories I have told on the podcast and more. This book has serious issues but in written in a humorous way.
This book is not going to have long winded chapters filled with bullcrap. It will be short and nasty.
I have NOT seen or done it all. There have been thousands of firefighters who have done so much more than I have and they are far better firefighters than me. I am writing this book to share what I have learned and my experiences with you.
Click the link to find it on Amazon.
Another boring book about being a firefighter/EMT.: Useless advice and offensive stories.: Cronley, Shane j: 9798580550442: Amazon.com: Books
All the chapters in the book.
INTRODUCTION
ABOUT THE AUTHOR
YOU ARE GOING TO BE SCARED
KNOW YOUR GEAR
KEEP UP WITH YOUR TRAINING
KEEP YOUR PERSONAL LIFE PERSONAL
LEAVE WORK AT WORK
DON’T BE SO SENSITIVE
USE YOUR CHAIN OF COMMAND
F@#K,SH$T and P-WORD
POLITICS
RELIGION
RESPECTING THE ER STAFF
RESPECTING THE DISPATCHERS
KNOW HOW TO CLEAN
THE BASICS OF COFFEE
HAVE COMPASSION, RESPECT AND BE SENSITIVE TO ALL PATIENTS
BULLET POINT ADVICE
MEDICAL EMERGENCY STORIES
6 min
August 15, 2021 44 Mouth sores
You can email me at [email protected]. Let me know what you think of the podcast, share suggestions, share stories or just say hi.
PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE FLAG COMPANY Veteran owned and operated. They make 19x36 and 13x24 Hand crafted, gorgeous rustic wooden American flags. Challenge coin flags, military flag, thin red line, thin blue line, custom orders and offer free personized engraving. Find them on etsy or click the link in the description below
Pledge Allegiance Flag Company by PledgeAllegianceFlag on Etsy
I have written a book titled " Another boring book about being a firefighter/EMT.: Useless advice and offensive stories" Find all the stories I have told on the podcast and more. This book has serious issues but in written in a humorous way.
This book is not going to have long winded chapters filled with bullcrap. It will be short and nasty.
I have NOT seen or done it all. There have been thousands of firefighters who have done so much more than I have and they are far better firefighters than me. I am writing this book to share what I have learned and my experiences with you.
Click the link to find it on Amazon.
Another boring book about being a firefighter/EMT.: Useless advice and offensive stories.: Cronley, Shane j: 9798580550442: Amazon.com: Books
All the chapters in the book.
INTRODUCTION
ABOUT THE AUTHOR
YOU ARE GOING TO BE SCARED
KNOW YOUR GEAR
KEEP UP WITH YOUR TRAINING
KEEP YOUR PERSONAL LIFE PERSONAL
LEAVE WORK AT WORK
DON’T BE SO SENSITIVE
USE YOUR CHAIN OF COMMAND
F@#K,SH$T and P-WORD
POLITICS
RELIGION
RESPECTING THE ER STAFF
RESPECTING THE DISPATCHERS
KNOW HOW TO CLEAN
THE BASICS OF COFFEE
HAVE COMPASSION, RESPECT AND BE SENSITIVE TO ALL PATIENTS
BULLET POINT ADVICE
MEDICAL EMERGENCY STORIES
5 min
August 06, 2021 43 Bed Bugs in the fire house
You can email me at [email protected]. Let me know what you think of the podcast, share suggestions, share stories or just say hi.
PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE FLAG COMPANY Veteran owned and operated. They make 19x36 and 13x24 Hand crafted, gorgeous rustic wooden American flags. Challenge coin flags, military flag, thin red line, thin blue line, custom orders and offer free personized engraving. Find them on etsy or click the link in the description below
Pledge Allegiance Flag Company by PledgeAllegianceFlag on Etsy
I have written a book titled " Another boring book about being a firefighter/EMT.: Useless advice and offensive stories" Find all the stories I have told on the podcast and more. This book has serious issues but in written in a humorous way.
This book is not going to have long winded chapters filled with bullcrap. It will be short and nasty.
I have NOT seen or done it all. There have been thousands of firefighters who have done so much more than I have and they are far better firefighters than me. I am writing this book to share what I have learned and my experiences with you.
Click the link to find it on Amazon.
Another boring book about being a firefighter/EMT.: Useless advice and offensive stories.: Cronley, Shane j: 9798580550442: Amazon.com: Books
All the chapters in the book.
INTRODUCTION
ABOUT THE AUTHOR
YOU ARE GOING TO BE SCARED
KNOW YOUR GEAR
KEEP UP WITH YOUR TRAINING
KEEP YOUR PERSONAL LIFE PERSONAL
LEAVE WORK AT WORK
DON’T BE SO SENSITIVE
USE YOUR CHAIN OF COMMAND
F@#K,SH$T and P-WORD
POLITICS
RELIGION
RESPECTING THE ER STAFF
RESPECTING THE DISPATCHERS
KNOW HOW TO CLEAN
THE BASICS OF COFFEE
HAVE COMPASSION, RESPECT AND BE SENSITIVE TO ALL PATIENTS
BULLET POINT ADVICE
MEDICAL EMERGENCY STORIES
13 min