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Walliams and Mr. Hodgkiss are here to give you some more first looks on their every other week podcast

Walliams takes the plunge with a robust 8.4% double IPA from North Brewery, while Mr. Hodgkiss opts for something less intoxicating.

We then whisk you away on a fantastic, ice-filled adventure to Disney on Ice in Belfast, where the magic of childhood classics gets a fresh spin. You’ll hear all about the antics and costs of enjoying a Disney spectacle with family, including the shock from a Maui hook that could rival a small fortune. As a bonus, we throw in a quick jab at "The Masked Singer," a show with a format so baffling it makes us nostalgic for simpler TV pleasures. It's family fun and puzzling TV in equal measure.

Finally, prepare for a trip back in time to the days of "Thomas the Tank Engine" and "Stars in Their Eyes." We chat about the timeless appeal of train tales and share Logan’s delight in receiving the original Thomas books for Christmas. In a twist of relationship humor, and an unexpected gift-giving dilemma.

Join us for a first look at

- The Masked Singer
- Disney on Ice
- Thomas & Friends

A thirsty thirst
 NORTH BREWERY Ultra Phase

Fishpond of Feedback

The Gno it all gnome gives you his relationship advice (if you want it or not)

A surprise call in from a special guest?

And the usual Bad Jokes  ....

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Ever wondered what it's like to juggle fatherhood, podcasting, and the occasional stair tumble? We're not saying we've nailed it, but we sure have some stories to tell! Join us, Walliams and Mr. Hodgkiss, as we navigate through the delightful chaos of parenting, technical glitches, and holiday mishaps. From recounting our unrecorded yet unforgettable Episode 4 to sharing the joys of fatherhood with a dash of humour, this episode is packed with laughs and life lessons, all brought to you with our signature blend of humour...

Beer lovers, you're in for a treat! We're diving into the world of craft beers with a lively debate on IPAs, including the elusive 7% North Heptagon. Whether it's the psychology of branding or the surprising potency of a tropical brew, our beer journey is as unpredictable as it is enlightening... Plus, we'll ponder the tactile allure of high-end branding and imagine a future with a comprehensive beer rating system, all while reminiscing about the good old days of beer brewing.

We reflect on the magic of Christmas entertainment and the evolution of media. Remember those days of DVDs and pirated collections? We'll take you on a nostalgic trip with a nod to the Gavin and Stacey Christmas special. And for the parents out there, stick around for some unconventional tips on getting the kiddos to tidy up their mess—or at least attempt to! Whether you're a fan of retro media or seeking parenting hacks, our episode wraps up with insightful anecdotes and a hearty dose of humor.

Join us for ...
a first look at
- Stair tumbles in your 40s
- Wallace and Gromit,  Vengence most fowl 
- Gavin and Stacey Christmas Special 

Tips for Dads 
Thirsty First: https://untappd.com/b/north-heptagon/6014486

And the Dad joke of the week ...

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Ever wondered what happens when technology decides to have a good laugh at our expense? 

From numbers proposing marriage to bees with unexpected talents, and a zebra with an extraordinary chest, we promise this episode will leave you wheezing with laughter. 

We also look ahead with optimism to 2025, revealing our lofty resolutions to launch a new website and raise the bar on our podcast game. We're calling on you, our cherished listeners, to be part of our journey. 

Share your thoughts, dad tips, or burning questions with our Gno-it-all gnome by writing to [email protected]. 

Though this episode is a short one...we assure you, the gnomes are hard at work mastering the art of recording for a longer, more polished episode soon.

Until then, keep the joy alive and have a fantastic January!

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Join us on a festive Boxing Day journey where we reminisce about our favourite Christmas traditions, from the delightful taste of Neon Raptor's "Carol" IPA to tales of childhood encyclopaedias like Grolier and Encarta. 

Our holiday party is in full swing, complete with the flavours of mango and gooseberry that transport us back to Nottingham, and a spirited discussion filled with laughter and holiday cheer.

Ever heard of the "Cornwall Bounce"? Prepare to be fascinated as we unravel Cornwall's geological quirks, a phenomenon that sees the land rise and fall with the tides, discovered by Dr. Matt King back in 2003. With insights into this unique feature and a light-hearted touch on Cornwall’s ancient connection to Brittany, we sprinkle humor with playful dad tips to round off the conversation. It's an insightful narrative that captures the spirit of the season with a dash of science and a sprinkle of fun.

As we navigate the holiday season, we touch on the art of balancing family time and social commitments with a humorous edge. Expect laughs through playful Boxing Day jokes featuring legends like Mike Tyson and glimpses into the 2024-2025 Ally Pally darts tournament. 

Whether it's the excitement of holiday football matches or the thrill of watching darts, we promise an episode brimming with light-hearted banter, sports predictions, and festive joy, ensuring your Boxing Day is as merry as it is entertaining.

Join us at the bottom of the garden for a first look at.....

• Thirsty Firsts
  • Neonraptors Carol! Neon Raptor Carol IPA 6.5% (440ml can) – Hop Burns & Black
  • Happy Christmas Happy Christmas 2024 | Cloudwater | Candied Orange Pale | UK | Brew Cavern
• First Look at the "Cornwall Bounce"
• World Darts 2025

The usual Dad jokes....and the regular Tips for Dads segment....this time on Christmas

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Have you ever found yourself tangled in the chaos of homeownership, only to realise your biggest adversary is a mouse and not the mortgage? Join us as we share tales of our own home renovation mishaps, giving a cheeky nod to icons like Austin Powers while reminiscing about the unpredictability of old houses. From mysterious creaks to surprise critters, the journey of maintaining a home is anything but dull. We promise not just laughs but a reminder that these quirks are universally shared, from California to Iraq.

Imagine the shock of discovering that not all home improvements are budget-friendly, especially when a simple front door turns into a costly saga. Our episode takes a turn into the realm of DIY maintenance, where every homeowner becomes a jack-of-all-trades, trading landlord calls for toolboxes. Amidst these adventures, we sprinkle in exciting updates on a new Wallace and Gromit film and muse over how big studios might find the quirkiest inspirations in unexpected places. Listeners are invited to share their own tales and tips, as we celebrate our favourite cultural throwbacks together.

As we shift gears, our quirky guest, the Gno-It-All Gnome, graces us with marriage wisdom, humorously addressing a listener's romantic dilemma with his signature flair. The episode wouldn't be complete without some dad joke banter, featuring a fictional robot lawnmower incident that leaves us all in stitches. Wrap up with us on this fun-filled journey, and be sure to stick around for more laughter and the charming unpredictability of life in our next episode.

Join us at the bottom of the garden for a first look at;

• New House / Old House Dadmin
• Wallace and Gromit: Vengeance Most Fowl - everything you need to know about the new film coming this Christmas

The usual Fishpond of feedback (please write in to [email protected]) 

& The Gno-It-All Gnome with his new segment of Marriage Advice

& the new segment of Badddd Jokes

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You're in for a treat as we kick off the third season of our podcast, where humour and randomness spice up your commute. This time around, we’re all about less waffle and more laughs, with two bite-sized episodes each month. 

Our growing international audience has us dreaming big—outer space, anyone? Between chuckles over kids’ jokes and classic planetary jests, we’re bringing back the fan-favourite "Thirsty First" segment to reveal our unconventional beverage choice, setting the tone for an exhilarating season ahead.

Relive the magic of wedding day blunders and heartwarming holiday chaos with us. From the thrill of pre-ceremony antics to the warmth of cherished audio snippets from loved ones, our trip down memory lane is both nostalgic and side-splitting. 

As Christmas approaches, we’re your trusty elves with practical tips and amusing critiques on festive adverts—think Asda gnomes and knock-off Coca-Cola trucks.

Whether you're strategising on sneaking gifts past Santa sleuths or simply in need of a good laugh, this season promises to keep the camaraderie and cheer alive.

Buckle up, because we’re not just here to make you smile; we're out to make your day merrier!

Join us at the bottom of the garden for;

• A Thirsty First
  • St Ives Pud Sticky Toffee Pudding Stout
• Tips for Dads!
  • Preparing for Christmas
• A First Look at;
  • Wedding Celebration Guest Photos and Audiobook
  • Mice!
  • Christmas Adverts

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What happens when two dads crack open a beer and decide to share their lives with the world? 

Discover the hilarious and heartwarming world of "First Look Gnomes," where Williams and Craig turn the mundane into comedy gold. 

The mystical figure of the "wise old gnome! / "Gno-it-all Gnome" adds an element of intrigue and absurdity that keeps listeners guessing. Is he a sage, or just a strange, creepy fellow? 

This podcast is a playful blend of humour and unexpected insights, making it a truly forgettable  experience.....

Join us as we explore why this duo's laid-back antics and cheesy puns have captured the hearts of many, leaving us chuckling and pondering long after the episode ends...

Make sure you subscribe or follow so you automatically get episode one of Season three! 

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Join us at the bottom of the garden 

Ever sprained an ankle while playing with a dog or tried moving a sofa through a too-narrow doorway?...

In our grand finale of season two, we share the hilariously unplanned and chaotic moments that have shaped our journey. From savouring the rich flavours of Vocation Brewery's Double Tonka Frappe Coffee Stout to recounting our mishaps and near-disasters, this episode is a rollercoaster of humour and camaraderie. We also take a moment to appreciate our loyal 'Fab 50' listeners and our growing international audience, including new friends from Kensington, Germany, and Cairo.

As we ponder this and other reasons for our season break, we look forward to launching a website and bringing in a Forbes-listed guest for season three. We're also planning a meet-up in October, where we might record some special audio snippets for you. Amid the banter, we discuss the logistical challenges of moving house while balancing parenting, the value of good beer, and the quirky joys of life. Plus, we've got some nostalgic stories about past injuries and humorous dad anecdotes that you won't want to miss.

Finally, we wrap up with some unexpected first looks, including a luxurious sailing yacht, All Saints' first African store in Cairo, and the UK's first Museum of Illusions in Manchester. Amid the playful critiques and last-minute scrambles that shaped this episode. 

We share some wholesome dad jokes to leave you in stitches. As we bid farewell, we express our heartfelt gratitude for your support and remind you to stay in touch via email or Instagram. Until next season, stay tuned and keep the laughter alive!

Join us at the bottom of the garden for a first look at;

• Dad Ankles , 
• Moving Home , 
• First Look News , 
• Les Miserables Arena Tour

And the usual 'Tips for Dads' and questions for the 'Gno-It All' Gnome

Thirsty Firsts of
Double Tonka Frappe | Tonka Latte Stout 8.0% 440ml
Death By Cherries | 4.5% Cherry Sour 440ml

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What if kissing a stone could grant you the gift of gab? 

Join us on this eclectic journey as we explore Manchester United's ambitions under Erik ten Haag and his bold claim that they’ve been just a step behind Manchester City since his tenure began. We'll also revisit the retro-futuristic visions of "Tomorrow's World" and dive into listener feedback that includes everything from a Blink-182 lyric mishap to culture day expenses.

Ever wondered what "wasson" or "teasy" means? We unpack the delightful quirks of Cornish and Northern Irish dialects, giving you a taste of local slang and greetings. 

Moving from dialects to daring deeds, listen to our nerve-wracking yet thrilling attempt to kiss the Blarney Stone in Cork, Ireland. We delve into the history and legend surrounding the stone and share stories about the breath-taking Blarney Castle and its surrounding gardens. Plus, you'll hear all about our stout-sampling adventures and Logan’s hilarious first encounter with spicy curry.

Get ready for laughter and light-hearted moments as we offer parenting tips and recount humorous escapades at a farm park, complete with awkward photo moments and the challenges of home improvement shopping. Test your wits with our whimsical quiz on alternative animal names and cap it all off with a cider-fueled farewell that’s as jovial as it is heartfelt. 

From regional slang to historical landmarks, and from family outings to quirky quizzes, this episode promises a blend of nostalgia, humor, and insightful moments....

Join us at the bottom of the Garden for a first look at;

• Kissing the Blarney Stone , 
• Blarney Castle , 
• Cork , 
• First Spicy Curry , 
• Brush your Teeth by Super Simple Songs , 
• Kitchen Shopping , 
• Cotswold Farm Park , 
• First Hair Cut , 

A Thirsty First of Battenburg - Yonder Brewing - Stout - Pastry

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• Your questions for the Gno-it-all Gnome , 
• Tips for Dads ! , 

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Join us for a wild tasting session of Vault City's blueberry muffin, waffle cone crunch, triple scoop, and modern sour beer. Let's just say the flavours had us spitting out some colourful comments, leading to a heated debate on whether dessert and beer should ever mix.

Feel the festival fever, while taking a nostalgic trip back to our virtual Glastonbury 2024. Picture our dining room transformed into a mini-festival, with highlights like Jessie Ware, Kasabian, Paloma Faith, and Dua Lipa lighting up our screens. Not all acts hit the high notes though, as we share our disappointment in performances by Shania Twain and others. Get ready for a rollercoaster of festival emotions, from standout shows to unforgettable flops.

Parenthood is a wild ride, and we’re here to share every twist and turn, from celebrating little Logan's milestones to navigating the chaos of Friday nights with a potent stout in hand. We'll guide you through a Black Country dialect quiz, a passionate review of Neon Raptor's stout, and some practical dad tips for surviving hangovers while keeping up with parenting duties. It's a laugh-filled journey through the joys and challenges of fatherhood, all wrapped up in our signature engaging banter.

Join us for an episode packed with laughter, nostalgia, and practical advice!


Join us for a First Look at;

• Glastonbury 2024 , 
• Google Voice Search , 
• School Culture Day , 
• A Baby becoming a Toddler , 

Thirsty Firsts;
- Vault City - Blueberry Muffin Waffle Cone Crunch Triple Scoop – Vault City Brewing ,

- Neon Raptor - Beer – Neon Raptor Online Shop (neonraptorbrewingco.com)



And as usual, join us for answers from the 'Gno-it-all' Gnome, and us with "Tips for Dads"

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