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Ever wondered if an AI could outshine Shakespeare in the poetry department? Well, we put it to the test .....

This episode is a tapestry of laughter and nostalgia, from the art of crafting poems with a technological co-pilot, to the absurdity of British beer names – and yes, we've got a pint of 'Piddle' in hand to prove it. We're your friendly neighbourhood gnomes, conjuring up verbal spells and raising our glasses to the weekend vibes that make every recording session a treasure trove of giggles and jest.

Have you ever marked a personal milestone by peeling a banana? That's exactly what happened in one of our conversations. 

Join us for a jaunt along the picturesque North Cornwall coast, complete with a furry companion and the infamous scone debate – because whether cream or jam comes first, it's a matter of delicious importance.

As we wrap up, we venture into the curious world of children's television, where the surreal escapades of Baby Jake become a springboard for our own zany show ideas. But it's not all fun and games; we also take a moment to respond to our listeners' heartfelt dilemmas, offering fatherly advice and sporting predictions with our signature blend of humour and sincerity. So settle in for an episode that's as comforting as a family gathering, as surprising as an unexpected fact, and as rich in character as the cosiest Cornish cream tea...


Join us at the bottom of the garden for a first look at...  , 

• Copilot AI , 
• Piddle - Dorset Amber Ale  (Thirsty Thirst), 
• Peeling a Banana , 
• Dad Injuries , 
• Marsland mouth , 
• Baby Jake , 
• Projectors (Tips for Dads) , 

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Join Two British Dads taking a first look at  ; 

• Brewdog Mr President (thirsty first) , 
• Buying a House , 
• X-Men'97 , 
• Rogues bottom , 
• Cyclops , 
• Deadpool and Wolverine , 
• New Series of Gardeners World , 
• and a drunk Monty Don !

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Join us at the bottom of the garden ....

For a first look at;

• Turning 40 , 
• First Birthday , 
• First Word , 
• Lifetime ISA's . 
• Trailer - Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire , 
  • https://www.imdb.com/title/tt21235248 , 
• Royal Rumble Wrestling , 
• Fury Vs Usyk Promotion , 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOMDYLZDIX0 , 

• Epic Universe , 

https://orlandoinformer.com/universal/epic-universe/ , 

& the Gno-it-all Gnome answers questions about marriage! , 

Thirsty Firsts ; 

• Snake and Black , 
  • https://untappd.com/b/aldi-stores-uk-snake-and-black/5291979 , 
• -Kingslayer - Buxton Brewery , 
  • https://www.buxtonbrewery.co.uk/item/185/Buxton/King-Slayer.html , 

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Free Financial Advice Episode - How to Double your money Instantly (S02:E03)

First looks at 

• How to double your money , 
• a 1st Child Injury!  , 
• Wedding Bands / Rings , 
• First Steps / Baby's first walk , 
• HMRC Self Assessment Tax Returns , 
• The U.S Tax System / I.R.S (Internal Revenue Service) , 
• Mini Mess Makers ,
  
  

Thirsty Firsts;

• Stiggy Pop
• Vocation

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A Christmas Special with 4 very tired parents!

Join us for a first look at ;

• Scandinavian Gnomes
  • Tomte , 
  • Nisser , 
  • Tonttu , 
• Stockholm, Sweden , 
• Hot Shot (A Thirsty First) , 
  • https://www.diffordsguide.com/cocktails/recipe/986/hot-shot , 
• The Dress! She Said Yes to The Dress , 
• Lappa Valley
  • https://www.lappavalley.co.uk/ , 
  • Baby's first visit to See Santa , 
• Mr Hodgkiss' First Mid-Life Christmas Supermarket Rage , 

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We are back to the bottom of the garden for a Season Two!.

Join us for a first look at ....

• St Euny Church ,
• Brays and Kays Pasties ,
• Hey Duggee ,
• Vinyl ,
• Beer! ,
  • Yazoo dos perros ,
  • Joes garage ,
  • Rudgate Vanilla mild ,
  • Bearded Brewery  
• Judges Gavel ,
• ALD IPA , 

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The Season One Finale!!!
Join us at the bottom of the garden for a final first look before the short break before Season Two (Coming November 2023)

This Episode we have a first look at;

• Thirsty First - Joe, an Espresso Stout from Goodh Brewery ,
• Oppenheimer ,
• Axe Throwing ,
• Belfast's Crumlin Road Gaol ,
• Burlesque ,
• Nick Cope's Popcast ,

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Join us for a first look at ;

• Slag Beer ,  
  • https://www.thebelgianbeercompany.com/p/belgian-beers/slaghmuylder-pils/
• Logan's First Two Teeth ,
• The tallest bonfire in the world , Craigyhill bonfire in Larne ,  
  • https://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/sunday-life/news/larne-bonfire-builders-bid-to-smash-record-despite-safety-fears/1243444272.html ,
• Threads ,

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Join us for a First Look at .........

{EPISODE SPOILER ALERT]

• Little Purple One (A Hazelnut and Chocolate Stout)
  • https://brewyork.co.uk/product/little-purple-one/
• First Look Gnomes Merchandise!
• Electric Snoring Device, a Mini CPAP
• Sound Fonts
• Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania
  • https://www.imdb.com/title/tt10954600/
• Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse
  • https://www.imdb.com/title/tt9362722/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1
    
    
    
    
    

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Join us for a First Look at ; 

• Orlando , Florida , 
•  Universal Studios , 
•  Disney World , 
•  Magic Kingdom Park: Explore six lands, walk down Main Street U.S.A. to Cinderella Castle and watch in wonder as fairy tales come to life before your eyes , 
•  Epcot: Take a glimpse into the wonders of tomorrow at Future World, or spend a day travelling through 11 different countries at World Showcase , 
•  Disney's Hollywood Studios: Step into the world of showbiz and experience exhilarating attractions, live-action extravaganzas and VIP backstage adventures , 
• Disney's Animal Kingdom Theme Park: Discover rare animals, authentic adventures and world-class entertainment transporting you to the heart of nature , 
• Disney's Blizzard Beach Water Park: Disney built a ski resort in Florida and it melted! What remains is packed with downhill thrills and plenty of ways to chill , 
• Disney's Typhoon Lagoon Water Park: Wash up on tropical shores or get your adrenaline rushing with rapids, lazy rivers, shark reefs and Florida's largest inland surfing lagoon , 
• Star Wars: Galaxy's Edge , 
• Merry Harriers  Garden Centre and Gnome Reserve, Bideford , 
• Beat Saber , 

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