First Timers

Both kids reject their smash cakes, though Evie’s rebuff was justifiable. Angie advises to always take the family photo before the party. Meanwhile, Max fat shames Angie and Julie worries about her toddler’s 98% mac n cheese diet.

Julie’s husband excels at swaddling, while Angie’s man is the master of making Max laugh. When Max won’t sleep, Angie enters, and then quickly exits, the Pack ‘N Play. Julie, meanwhile, tries to understand Evie, who has picked up Spanish.

Julie’s husband excels at swaddling, while Angie’s man is the master of making Max laugh. When Max won’t sleep, Angie enters, and then quickly exits, the Pack ‘N Play. Julie, meanwhile, tries to understand Evie, who has picked up Spanish.

Katie Ward—actress, writer and host of The Enthusiasm Enthusiast podcast—joins the moms to discuss Angie’s B.O., child-sized harps, mediocre horses and a literal lump in the throat. Plus, a game of gastrointestinal “Would You Rather?”

Check out Katie's podcast at: https://theenthusiasmenthusiast.com

September is Thyroid Cancer Awareness Month. Visit the American Cancer Society or ThyCa to learn about risk factors, symptoms, treatment, support and more.

Katie Ward—actress, writer and host of The Enthusiasm Enthusiast podcast—joins the moms to discuss Angie’s B.O., child-sized harps, mediocre horses and a literal lump in the throat. Plus, a game of gastrointestinal “Would You Rather?”

Check out Katie's podcast at: https://theenthusiasmenthusiast.com

September is Thyroid Cancer Awareness Month. Visit the American Cancer Society or ThyCa to learn about risk factors, symptoms, treatment, support and more.

Comedian, writer and mom of two Julia Cohen visits the closet to explain how not to move and why her husband sleeps in a big girl bed. Angie advocates “submarine parenting” while Julie wonders how to deal with her toddler’s vindictive licking.

Learn more about Julia at http://julialillis.com

Comedian, writer and mom of two Julia Cohen visits the closet to explain how not to move and why her husband sleeps in a big girl bed. Angie advocates “submarine parenting” while Julie wonders how to deal with her toddler’s vindictive licking.

Learn more about Julia at http://julialillis.com

Max uses his friend’s hair for leverage. Evie takes out a toddler via swing. Other topics include auto-flush toilets, kids on leash and gas station apples. As a special bonus, Angie dedicates a song to her long lost cousin. 

Max uses his friend’s hair for leverage. Evie takes out a toddler via swing. Other topics include auto-flush toilets, kids on leash and gas station apples. As a special bonus, Angie dedicates a song to her long lost cousin. 

When her baby’s well being is threatened, Angie screams expletives and Julie turns cold-blooded bug killer. Angie contemplates stealing Julie’s identity, but Julie is not concerned because, as she explains, thoughts don’t mean anything