First Timers

When her baby’s well being is threatened, Angie screams expletives and Julie turns cold-blooded bug killer. Angie contemplates stealing Julie’s identity, but Julie is not concerned because, as she explains, thoughts don’t mean anything

The mom friend expectations are high, but the results are low when both Angie and Julie get rejected. Also, did you know that children as young as two know to blame bodily functions on the dog?

The mom friend expectations are high, but the results are low when both Angie and Julie get rejected. Also, did you know that children as young as two know to blame bodily functions on the dog?

Max almost OD’s on applesauce while Angie is out of town. Evie loves taiko drumming; Evie’s dog not so much. The moms finally succeed—accidentally and skeptically—in getting their infants to fall asleep without parental intervention.

Max almost OD’s on applesauce while Angie is out of town. Evie loves taiko drumming; Evie’s dog not so much. The moms finally succeed—accidentally and skeptically—in getting their infants to fall asleep without parental intervention.

Angie faces a major crisis when she has only one baby wipe to clean an epic blow out. Oddly enough, the incident is low on her personal “grossest baby moments” list. Julie opts to toss poop-covered clothing, while her friend wraps her infant in plastic. Most importantly, Angie recites poignant poetry from her teen years.

Angie faces a major crisis when she has only one baby wipe to clean an epic blow out. Oddly enough, the incident is low on her personal “grossest baby moments” list. Julie opts to toss poop-covered clothing, while her friend wraps her infant in plastic. Most importantly, Angie recites poignant poetry from her teen years.

Angie finds herself stuck between a rock and a hard poop while Nurse Lupe saves Julie from a bowel-related panic attack. Plus, Evie slacks on at-home potty use and Angie’s fake husband slacks on at-pool childcare. 

Angie finds herself stuck between a rock and a hard poop while Nurse Lupe saves Julie from a bowel-related panic attack. Plus, Evie slacks on at-home potty use and Angie’s fake husband slacks on at-pool childcare. 

The moms hope the opening to this episode doesn’t inspire the first First-Timers-related suicide. Angie cries over an Egg McMuffin when leaving Max, who joins a church band. Julie enjoys (bad) food and fun in a festive atmosphere.