Julie is anti swaddle. Angie is pro swing. Everyone is pro Monda. Also, Evie’s two-year-old friend announces a new pirate exhibit at Aquarium of the Pacific!

Angie sleep trains her baby and then herself. Julie sleeps better than ever. Plus: Are Fruit Loops a gateway cereal? Are parents with several children masochists? Will the girls’ combined sweat ultimately turn closet to kiddie pool?

Angie sleep trains her baby and then herself. Julie sleeps better than ever. Plus: Are Fruit Loops a gateway cereal? Are parents with several children masochists? Will the girls’ combined sweat ultimately turn closet to kiddie pool?

In their first closeted episode, the moms wax poetic about past and present dog love, Angie gets honest about her underage-drinking problem and Julie contemplates a Hitler complex.

In their first closeted episode, the moms wax poetic about past and present dog love, Angie gets honest about her underage-drinking problem and Julie contemplates a Hitler complex.

Julie hands her infant to a stranger without hesitation. Nothing goes according to plan for Angie and her explosive husband. The ladies also pitch a new reality show, "Telepathic Toddler," and start a band called "Sweaty Milky Mess."

Julie hands her infant to a stranger without hesitation. Nothing goes according to plan for Angie and her explosive husband. The ladies also pitch a new reality show, "Telepathic Toddler," and start a band called "Sweaty Milky Mess."