First Timers

While Max is busy being Max, Evie gives The Switch Witch a hard time and Ayla bites the hand that feeds her. As a special bonus, the moms sing—Angie poorly and Julie very, very poorly—their kids' favorite tunes. 

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These moms mean business when it comes to Halloween. The fruits of their labor, however, are not always appreciated. All of the kids are gross: Ayla licks bathroom walls, Evie leaves turd on her tush and Max eats candy off of public floors despite buckets of wrapped candy at home. 

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Angie's having a good hair pregnancy! Julie recalls a sweaty, gestational glow. The moms discuss their kid's efforts to become world-class trouble makers: Evie's involved in a best-friend triangle, while Max is busy being the class jerk. The school yoga routine—while adorable—doesn't seem to be helping either child to recenter.   

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Free-throw champ and verbal-assault ninja Kasey drops by to relive a heated playground throw down. The moms also discuss lice hacks, moron husbands and—the most titillating of all topics—public transportation. This hilarious episode is brought to you by Palm Springs. Download now or earn bad desert juju. 

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Mom, podcaster and producer Melissa Pressman drops by the closet to talk everything twins, from pregnancy to delivery to telling them apart. It all sounds ... hard! How did Aunt Becky and Uncle Jesse get through it without gaining a single wrinkle? Plus, Max is biting.    Check out Melissa's podcast, Rated PG

Rachel Mannino tells the moms what it's like to live with your kid; your stepson; your ex and baby daddy; your boyfriend and baby daddy's friend; and your giant dog. Spoiler: it's not the hell it sounds like! Plus: Angie spreads rumors about Nikki Taylor and Afrin. 

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Angie prefers raging toddler to crying newborn. Soon she’ll have both! Julie meets and then immediately terrifies a new neighbor. Why didn’t Sam’s man-with-a-broom guardian angel come to her rescue?

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Max lies in poop. Ayla paints in poop. The moms are sick of poop. Evie is sick of soccer. Plus… brain injuries! Don’t miss this week’s heady episode!

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Evie has gone emo and Max ODs on OJ, but more importantly, the moms share listener stories! What constitutes a “big kid”? How many soggy porch diapers are too many? Can a baby contract ebola by bathing in a hotel bathtub? Can a mom contract ebola by using a baby wipe to pick up a dead rodent? Angie and Julie don’t have the answers, but that doesn’t stop them. 

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Max loves the doctor; Evie loves the doctor's pretzels; everyone loves charcuterie. The moms decide that despite a day one wardrobe malfunction, school is off to a good start.

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