First Timers

Evie suffers from airplane-onset ADD and Ayla will not obey the seatbelt sign. Max is days away from three but days into acting three. Angie will fight anyone who supports bar soda guns; please email to arrange an altercation.

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Sam is back with an update on his recovery (we know you've been DYING to know). Max falls in love with Polar Pops and rehearses his audition for their commercials. Angie finds a new love for her brother that she didn't see coming. Julie is still on vacation and usually writes these descriptions so they'll go back to being interesting next week. 

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Angie is joined by her "business partner" guest co-host, Sam while Julie is off creating family memories (and First Timers stories) on the east coast. The husband and wife duo discuss everything from how Angie is being left out of a Hawaiian family vacation to why Coldstone Creamery makes the greatest ice cream cakes ever. It's a very special tag team mom and dad episode that we're thrilled sort of excited for you to hear. 

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Sam's surgery luckily falls on a wedding-and-funeral-free weekend. Evie and Max argue vehemently over topics that are seemingly impossible to be vehement about. Early bedtime is a (mostly) stay-at-home mom's saving grace. 

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Sam’s baller status expires after just 20 minutes and Angie is (regrettably) resentful. Evie’s future-mom-of-many status expires after she learns about vaginal birth. This episode is dedicated to Molly … you’ll quickly learn why. Sorry, Molls!

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Guest Joanna is so cool that her kid stopped napping just to spend more time with her. If that alone doesn't convince you to listen, the moms also cover unreliable toddler narrators, potty-training clingers and kid-whispering swim coaches. 

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Will Evie’s girly hand-me downs not jive with Ayla’s masculine energy? Will Max ever put on his own shoes? The moms debate these burning issues and more. Meanwhile, John Lovitz breaks Angie’s phone and Julie almost breaks Ben Stiller.

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Sam one-ups Julie’s sleep screams with sleep assault. After Max proves to be an all-star traveler, Angie makes a blood pact to repeat the trip every summer. Evie is fed up with Don’s potty mouth. NASA her a#$! And, the moms reminisce about 4th of July's of their youth.

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Did you know the key to parkour is yelling “PARKOUR!”? Have you heard the stereotypes about Presbyterians turned Atheists? Did you get “ground” in the 90’s? Guest, mom and sister abuser Shauna explains it all on this hilarious episode.

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Local dad and resident “poopsmith” Phrai Freed joins the moms and opens up about the time his scrotum was opened up. Someone is leaving poop on Angie’s doorstep. Spoiler: it’s Angie! Julie sadly succumbs to the neighborhood parking bully.

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