First Timers

Ayla cries to get into the tub. Evie cries to get out of the tub. Julie just cries. Meanwhile, across town, Max does some good old ball licking. Plus: Have you made the new-mom mistake mentioned in this week’s listener story? Both hosts have!

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Filmmaker, mom and Post-It Note innovator Lori Elberg inadvertently recreates a popular porn clip … with her daughter … in her brother’s bathtub. Wait! Don’t call CPS. It’s more G-rated than it sounds. Plus: What makes Angie lose her mind and matzah?  

Follow Lori on Instagram @StoryLori; watch Florence Vs. The Machine at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fa9hdgcrT0g

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Actor, director and egg-harvesting record holder Lara Everly joins the moms to talk about her “whackadoodle” uterus, her son’s “robust” penis and her imaginary daughter’s “me too” protests. Plus: Max loves medicine and Julie still misses her pediatrician/spirit animal. 

Follow Lara at www.laraeverly.com or on Twitter @LaraEverly

Please subscribe to our show and rate us on iTunes or Stitcher! It really does help, we swear! You can follow us on Facebook at Facebook.com/FirstTimersPodcast. Send us your first time parenting stories at [email protected]. And, you can follow us individually on Twitter/Instagram @AngieGreenup @JulieFishman and check out Angie's YouTube channel at YouTube.com/AngieEatsItAll

Ghostwriter and stroller angel Sarah Monson shares dirty little reality TV secrets and recounts the time her neighbor knocked on her cervix door. The moms also discuss the necessity of couch M&Ms, how Waldo is no longer “enough” and the dangers of over decorating. You can follow Sarah nowhere because she is anti-social media. But you CAN follow Angie's new real estate Instagram @livebuyla and send any and all southern California business her way at [email protected]!

Please subscribe to our show and rate us on iTunes or Stitcher! It really does help, we swear! You can follow us on Facebook at Facebook.com/FirstTimersPodcast. Send us your first time parenting stories at [email protected]. And, you can follow us individually on Twitter/Instagram @AngieGreenup @JulieFishman and check out Angie's YouTube channel at YouTube.com/AngieEatsItAll

In her second time on First Timers, writer Julia Cohen wonders which Disney character to trust in an emergency. Spoiler: not pant-less Donald! At the advice of the other two moms, Julie contemplates starting a pediatric health cult. Angie’s got a generational butt itch. * Check out Julia’s website: RobertaFrosty.com *** Please subscribe to our show and rate us on iTunes or Stitcher! It really does help, we swear! You can follow us on Facebook at Facebook.com/FirstTimersPodcast. Send us your first time parenting stories at [email protected]. And, you can follow us individually on Twitter/Instagram @AngieGreenup @JulieFishman and check out Angie's YouTube channel at YouTube.com/AngieEatsItAll

While the moms agree that using sweets as a reward is a bad habit, both admit to food bribery: Angie to get Max into a car; Julie to get Evie out of one. Plus: hot tips on skin care, eye care and can collection. *** Please subscribe to our show and rate us on iTunes or Stitcher! It really does help, we swear! You can follow us on Facebook at Facebook.com/FirstTimersPodcast. Send us your first time parenting stories at [email protected]. And, you can follow us individually on Twitter/Instagram @AngieGreenup @JulieFishman and check out Angie's YouTube channel at YouTube.com/AngieEatsItAll

Angie, Julie and actress/comedian Staci Roberts-Steele compete for most useless college major and fantasize about getting pulled over while pumping. Staci learns she’ll be a mom—and a diabetic—in a single week. * Check out Staci's work at her website www.staciroberts.com. * Please subscribe to our show and rate us on iTunes or Stitcher! It really does help, we swear! You can follow us on Facebook at Facebook.com/FirstTimersPodcast. Send us your first time parenting stories at [email protected]. And, you can follow us individually on Twitter/Instagram @AngieGreenup @JulieFishman and check out Angie's YouTube channel at YouTube.com/AngieEatsItAll

Filmmaker and self-proclaimed basic mom Shannon Ayers explains why she’d like to forget her memorable first Mother’s Day. Angie prepares for the 2028 Olympics. Julie listens to a lot of 70’s soul. All three women contemplate, “a day without moms.” You can check out Shannon's work at www.borndreamer.com and follow her on social media @teamborndreamer. * * * Please subscribe to our show and rate us on iTunes or Stitcher! It really does help, we swear! You can follow us on Facebook at Facebook.com/FirstTimersPodcast. Send us your first time parenting stories at [email protected]. And, you can follow us individually on Twitter/Instagram @AngieGreenup @JulieFishman and check out Angie's YouTube channel at YouTube.com/AngieEatsItAll

Comedian, actress, writer and queen of drunken pregnancy tests Amy Albert joins the moms to discuss canine butt play, gastrointestinal timing and doomsday prep. Follow Amy on Twitter and Instagram @amyalbertcobb and check out her blog [email protected]

*** Please subscribe to our show and rate us on iTunes or Stitcher! It really does help, we swear! You can follow us on Facebook at Facebook.com/FirstTimersPodcast. Send us your first time parenting stories at [email protected]. And, you can follow us individually on Twitter/Instagram @AngieGreenup @JulieFishman and check out Angie's YouTube channel at YouTube.com/AngieEatsItAll

Julie has a “Me Too” mom moment while Angie labels her way through six no-kid days. Then the moms announce an important booger mandate: it’s not what you pick, but where you wipe that matters. Also: please head to our Facebook page for an exciting listener poll on bedtime semantics. *** Please subscribe to our show and rate us on iTunes or Stitcher! It really does help, we swear! You can follow us on Facebook at Facebook.com/FirstTimersPodcast. Send us your first time parenting stories at [email protected]. And, you can follow us individually on Twitter/Instagram @AngieGreenup @JulieFishman and check out Angie's YouTube channel at YouTube.com/AngieEatsItAll