First Timers

Ayla plays middle-of-night pacifier fetch with Julie. Angie has the house to herself; will she party or organize the pantry? Then, the moms read a whole bunch of fun listener stories! *** Please subscribe to our show and rate us on iTunes or Stitcher! It really does help, we swear! You can follow us on Facebook at Facebook.com/FirstTimersPodcast. Send us your first time parenting stories at [email protected]. And, you can follow us individually on Twitter/Instagram @AngieGreenup @JulieFishman and check out Angie's YouTube channel at YouTube.com/AngieEatsItAll

Today’s special guest is already pressuring Julie to have a third kid. Yep … we’ve got a nana in the closet! The three moms conclude that Evie got her drama from her GRANDmomma, but her feistiness from Julie. Max masters manners, locks and the fine art of playground negotiations. *** Please subscribe to our show and rate us on iTunes or Stitcher! It really does help, we swear! You can follow us on Facebook at Facebook.com/FirstTimersPodcast. Send us your first time parenting stories at [email protected]. And, you can follow us individually on Twitter/Instagram @AngieGreenup @JulieFishman and check out Angie's YouTube channel at YouTube.com/AngieEatsItAll

Evie can’t count to ten but somehow understands number splitting. Max asserts his two-year-old-ness by being the tot lot bully.  The moms put their preconceived notions aside and ultimately enjoy their time at pizza and pedophile hotspot Chuck E. Cheese’s. *** Please subscribe to our show and rate us on iTunes or Stitcher! It really does help, we swear! You can follow us on Facebook at Facebook.com/FirstTimersPodcast. Send us your first time parenting stories at [email protected]. And, you can follow us individually on Twitter/Instagram @AngieGreenup @JulieFishman and check out Angie's YouTube channel at YouTube.com/AngieEatsItAll

Angie ignores allergy testing and Julie says, “screw it!” to swaddling. Max has hit the terrible twos and hitting is how he’s expressing that terribleness. Will musical theater class help Evie release her inner demons via song and dance? *** Please subscribe to our show and rate us on iTunes or Stitcher! It really does help, we swear! And we would love it if you shared this podcast with other moms that you think would enjoy it! You can follow us on Facebook at Facebook.com/FirstTimersPodcast. Send us your first time parenting stories at [email protected]. And, follow us individually on Twitter/Instagram @AngieGreenup @JulieFishman and check out Angie's YouTube channel at YouTube.com/AngieEatsItAll

Writer and Lincoln Park superfan Paul Jury visits and helps the moms come up with several Shark-Tank-worthy business ideas, like the co-bather and Graveyard Pediatrics. Will Max have to use the strangling technique he perfected on Paul’s son on Sir Topham Hatt to end the Thomas and Friends wage dispute? Plus, why toddlers hate the FAA. Follow Paul on Twitter @PaulJury! *** And as always, please subscribe to our show and rate us on iTunes or Stitcher! It really does help, we swear! You can follow us on Facebook at Facebook.com/FirstTimersPodcast. Send us your first time parenting stories at [email protected]. And, you can follow us individually on Twitter/Instagram @AngieGreenup @JulieFishman and check out Angie's YouTube channel at YouTube.com/AngieEatsItAll

Max needs a napkin to deal with “a situation,” but all the napkins in the world can’t help Julie with her vomit-soaked living room so she ultimately calls in the pros. Listener poll: if diarrhea is on your baby’s face should you: 1) cry; 2) go to the ER; 3) cry and go to the ER. Please let us know your thoughts. *** Subscribe to our show and rate us on iTunes or Stitcher! It really does help, we swear! You can follow us on Facebook at Facebook.com/FirstTimersPodcast. Send us your first time parenting stories at [email protected]. And, you can follow us individually on Twitter/Instagram @AngieGreenup @JulieFishman and check out Angie's YouTube channel at YouTube.com/AngieEatsItAll

Fender benders have Angie buying cookies and Julie anger walking. Parties have Max refusing to stay still and Evie urinating as a form of protest. Did Dave have baby teeth or did orange juice rot them out of his skull? Stay tuned for the answer. *** Please subscribe to our show and rate us on iTunes or Stitcher! It really does help, we swear! You can follow us on Facebook at Facebook.com/FirstTimersPodcast. Send us your first time parenting stories at [email protected]. And, you can follow us individually on Twitter/Instagram @AngieGreenup @JulieFishman and check out Angie's YouTube channel at YouTube.com/AngieEatsItAll

Julie calls her mom to fact check Evie’s Judaic knowledge. Max impresses a big kid with his Thomas recall. Plus: how do Hawaii, Mexico and Chicago rank as pretend play destinations? *** Please subscribe to our show and rate us on iTunes or Stitcher! It really does help, we swear! You can follow us on Facebook at Facebook.com/FirstTimersPodcast. Send us your first time parenting stories at [email protected]. And, you can follow us individually on Twitter/Instagram @AngieGreenup @JulieFishman and check out Angie's YouTube channel at YouTube.com/AngieEatsItAll

Angie lays the admittedly messy groundwork for potty training with Montessori-inspired standing diaper changes. Evie can’t get enough of jolly Santa, especially in comparison to the somber Hanukkah her books have described. Can Jewish heartthrobs The Maccabeats help lighten up the holiday? *** Please subscribe to our show and rate us on iTunes or Stitcher! It really does help, we swear! You can follow us on Facebook at Facebook.com/FirstTimersPodcast. Send us your first time parenting stories at [email protected]. And, you can follow us individually on Twitter/Instagram @AngieGreenup @JulieFishman and check out Angie's YouTube channel at YouTube.com/AngieEatsItAll

This episode is full of cringing and clinging. The moms cringe when their kids use colorful language. The kids cling when faced with Bayou boys and kai-yo-tays. Plus: Angie and Julie pitch a new, airport-based reality show starring YOUR toddler! *** Please subscribe to our show and rate us on iTunes or Stitcher! It really does help, we swear! You can follow us on Facebook at Facebook.com/FirstTimersPodcast. Send us your first time parenting stories at [email protected]. And, you can follow us individually on Twitter/Instagram @AngieGreenup @JulieFishman and check out Angie's YouTube channel at YouTube.com/AngieEatsItAll