First Timers

Are two year olds the OG addicts? Can Max’s yoga moves liven up Angie’s platonic photos? Who is that extra baby in Julie’s family pics? Is Ayla a pants-escaping baby Houdini? Does anything mean anything when it comes to infants? The moms ponder these and other burning questions in this week’s show.

Phone addict Max takes a break from his nocturnal problem solving to tour big oil.  Evie misses her nana and papa and shoes. Mostly shoes. Angie wonders when “hey, mom” will go from cute to curt to contemptible. Baby sign language makes Julie feel like her baby is no longer a baby. *** Please subscribe to our show and rate us on iTunes or Stitcher! It really does help, we swear! You can follow us on Facebook at Facebook.com/FirstTimersPodcast. Send us your first time parenting stories at [email protected]. And, you can follow us individually on Twitter/Instagram @AngieGreenup @JulieFishman and check out Angie's YouTube channel at YouTube.com/AngieEatsItAll

Comedian Dave Williamson chats about his transformation from one of the five unhandiest men in the country, into a porch building, grout cleaning, barn raising dad/bro. Plus: how to anger a 19th Century lighthouse attendant. * For more on Dave, check out DaveWilliamsonComedy.com * Please subscribe to our show and rate us on iTunes or Stitcher! It really does help, we swear! You can follow us on Facebook at Facebook.com/FirstTimersPodcast. Send us your first time parenting stories at [email protected]. And, you can follow us individually on Twitter/Instagram @AngieGreenup @JulieFishman and check out Angie's YouTube channel at YouTube.com/AngieEatsItAll

Equally perplexed by the same problem, Julie and guest Jen McCreary ultimately go different routes. Angie loses sleep—literally—over sleep training opinions. All three moms agree that female scientists should really get moving on nursing-safe decongestants. Fuck cancer! *** Please subscribe to our show and rate us on iTunes or Stitcher! It really does help, we swear! You can follow us on Facebook at Facebook.com/FirstTimersPodcast. Send us your first time parenting stories at [email protected]. And, you can follow us individually on Twitter/Instagram @AngieGreenup @JulieFishman and check out Angie's YouTube channel at YouTube.com/AngieEatsItAll

Coming to you from their new closet studio/meat locker, Angie and Julie chat about Evie’s inherited hair washing hatred and Max’s love for the camera. Plus: the moms discuss Paw Patrol’s silly first-world problems moments after a lengthy discussion on pantry organization. They do not see the irony. *** Please subscribe to our show and rate us on iTunes or Stitcher! It really does help, we swear! You can follow us on Facebook at Facebook.com/FirstTimersPodcast. Send us your first time parenting stories at [email protected]. And, you can follow us individually on Twitter/Instagram @AngieGreenup @JulieFishman and check out Angie's YouTube channel at YouTube.com/AngieEatsItAll

Evie exhibits savant-like recall; Max sees letters in the abstract. Exciting tangents include Angie’s lifelong battle with body odor and Julie’s bleak letters home from sleepaway camp. Plus: Julie reveals her eloquent belief that, “there’s shit in all our shit.” Did you know she’s a writer? *** Please subscribe to our show and rate us on iTunes or Stitcher! It really does help, we swear! You can follow us on Facebook at Facebook.com/FirstTimersPodcast. Send us your first time parenting stories at [email protected]. And, you can follow us individually on Twitter/Instagram @AngieGreenup @JulieFishman and check out Angie's YouTube channel at YouTube.com/AngieEatsItAll

All Max wants for Rosh Hashanah is a sad whale. All Julie wants is a working parking meter. All Angie wants is to go back in time and tell her elementary-aged self not to get a perm. *** Please subscribe to our show and rate us on iTunes or Stitcher! It really does help, we swear! You can follow us on Facebook at Facebook.com/FirstTimersPodcast. Send us your first time parenting stories at [email protected]. And, you can follow us individually on Twitter/Instagram @AngieGreenup @JulieFishman and check out Angie's YouTube channel at YouTube.com/AngieEatsItAll

What’s it like to carry your wife’s biological baby? Guest Cris Forzani fills us in. Plus: lawyer dads who barter, toddlers who really want to catch Hand, Foot, Mouth and couches that smell like balls.

Evie wonders who is wetting her bed, Ayla faces life as a pirate and Max either has Hand, Foot, Mouth or toddler-onset acne. No one is sleeping at Julie’s house and Angie prescribes Jock Jams as the solution. *** Please subscribe to our show and rate us on iTunes or Stitcher! It really does help, we swear! You can follow us on Facebook at Facebook.com/FirstTimersPodcast. Send us your first time parenting stories at [email protected]. And, you can follow us individually on Twitter/Instagram @AngieGreenup @JulieFishman and check out Angie's YouTube channel at YouTube.com/AngieEatsItAll

There’s no guest and no theme in this “catch up” episode. There is, however, a boring part about Julie’s new house and where everyone will sleep. She’s sorry. Regardless, Evie feels the demands of her new, basic-bitch preschool while Max practices for Minute to Win It: Toddler Edition. *** Please subscribe to our show and rate us on iTunes or Stitcher! It really does help, we swear! You can follow us on Facebook at Facebook.com/FirstTimersPodcast. Send us your first time parenting stories at [email protected]. And, you can follow us individually on Twitter/Instagram @AngieGreenup @JulieFishman and check out Angie's YouTube channel at YouTube.com/AngieEatsItAll