First Timers

Max forgoes his nap for the epic ramps at Knotts Berry Farm. Evie has an earache, and Julie, in turn, has a headache. Angie is viewed as negligent; Julie is viewed as excessive; judgers are viewed (correctly) as a-holes.

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UCB rockstar Betsy Stover visits the closet to chat about preschool graduation themes, 80’s parenting tactics (that would now result in jail time) and scary subway moms. On the topic of hangovers: Sam proves he’s a better person than Angie, Julie concludes weddings are no longer feasible and Betsy misses her morning after “me” time.

Follow Betsy on Twitter: @BetsyStover and check out her podcast, Why Mommy Drinks! Please subscribe to our show and rate us on iTunes or Stitcher! It really does help, we swear! You can follow us on Facebook at Facebook.com/FirstTimersPodcast. Send us your first time parenting stories at [email protected]. And, you can follow us individually on Twitter/Instagram @AngieGreenup @JulieFishman and check out Angie's YouTube channel at YouTube.com/LoveFoodMoney

Evie gives a live poop play-by-play and Max has perfect Old McDonald pitch.  Angie finds out she’s pregnant and cries in a shitty deli. Julie finds out she’s pregnant, and, despite a firm grasp on science, is shocked.

Please subscribe to our show and rate us on iTunes or Stitcher! It really does help, we swear! You can follow us on Facebook at Facebook.com/FirstTimersPodcast. Send us your first time parenting stories at [email protected]. And, you can follow us individually on Twitter/Instagram @AngieGreenup @JulieFishman and check out Angie's YouTube channel at YouTube.com/LoveFoodMoney

Evie finds a haircut that perfectly fits her personality. Max is the playground gigolo. Julie’s body performs better than expected, while Angie’s body performs more than expected. Plus: when to abandon family traditions.

Please subscribe to our show and rate us on iTunes or Stitcher! It really does help, we swear! You can follow us on Facebook at Facebook.com/FirstTimersPodcast. Send us your first time parenting stories at [email protected]. And, you can follow us individually on Twitter/Instagram @AngieGreenup @JulieFishman and check out Angie's YouTube channel at YouTube.com/LoveFoodMoney. 

Did other people notice newborn Evie’s deformed head or infant Max’s corpse-like features? The moms guess “yes.” Both toddlers have been extra sweet of late … because one is sick and the other is milking bedtime.

Angie and Julie record from The El Segundo Comedy Festival. Three-year-old Evie goes on a Nordstrom shopping spree, while thirty-something Angie must accept her poorness. Both moms sustain wrist injuries, but only comes away wearing a badge of (dis)honor.

The moms recommend replacing all cleaning equipment with a dog. Airbnb treasures include crusty sauce jars, herbal supplements and a screaming Rhonda. Julie and Angie both draw baby blood, but that’s not what has Evie feeling blue. Plus: prison rodeo!

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Angie finds marital bliss under The Golden Arches and scores an Egg McMuffin to boot! Julie counsels an expecting couple having a Buy-Buy-Baby-induced panic attack. 

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Sister wives Angie and Julie recount youthful indecencies, but conclude that posing with statues is still, and will always be, funny.  Angie wants to teach Max the nutritious wonders that lie beyond Wonder Bread; Julie vows to never label her kids, while in fact labeling her kids.

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Cleveland dignitary Christiana Simpson visits the closet to explain how open adoption is like online dating. The moms also ponder important “whys,” like why kid-friendly wine bars are scarce and why parents are so bad at Facebook.

For more on open adoption visit blissadoptionservices.com or email Christiana directly at [email protected].