First Timers

This week’s Honda Odyssey infomercial covers snow qualms, diarrhea volcanoes and “Lansberry’ing.” Also: An Alicia Keyes approved rendition of “Ass on Fire.”

Both ladies whip their ladies out: Angie while watching football, Julie while watching Evie eat ice cream. Plus: Julie receives a visit from an assistant Duchess, Angie admits to murder and future Fear Factor: Baby Edition contestant Max drinks soapy milk without hesitation.  

Will Julie survive a version and C-section only to be undone by her own poop? Is newborn parenting easier with a toddler in tow? Has Ayla broken not only a family record, but also a world record with her day twelve feat of infant strength? Tune in for all this and more!

Angie's husband Sam takes time away from WWE and raising a genius/super athlete to fill in as co-host. Topics include the flea freak out of '15, waiting on baited breath for Max's breath and when The Amazing Race was amazing.

If you found Sam amusing be sure check out his popular comedy blog 11points.com!

TV troubles abound! Julie is off bed rest, but can’t peel Evie away from YouTube toy videos. Meanwhile, Angie would love Max to sit still for just a smidge of Baby Einstein but the only one entertained is grandpa. Both gals are jealous: Angie of an always-put-together mom and Julie of a vet mom whose feathers can’t be ruffled.

Comedian Alicia Carlson visits the closet to discuss dating as a single mom, navigating preschool FOMO and handling tub turds without psychologically damaging your child in the process.

For more on Alicia, check out her website http://aliciacarlsoncomedy.com or follow her on Twitter @aliciacomic! 

Guest Eve Sturges talks about momming pre social media and ruining her teenager’s social life. Angie fears the day Sweet Max becomes Mad Max, while Julie, based on her own adolescent curiosity, worries about today’s too-easy access to pornography.

For more on LA-based writer/therapist Eve, visit: http://evesturges.la 

Unlike Angie, who would have liked an epidural upon conception, or Julie, who played medicinal intervention by ear, guest Erin was hell-bent on a drug-free birth and succeeded not once, but twice. Also: Is labor like running a marathon? Does anyone want to invest in Angie’s ice cream shop? Are low expectations the key to happiness?

For more about Erin and her yoga/wellness studio, visit www.happybabyla.com

*Please excuse the audio hiccup just before the nine minute mark. We think the closet ghost is back.

If the prenatal chiropractor can't flip Julie's baby, Evie is prepared to perform a last ditch crotch beckoning. Max's emotions run high--is he already stressing about the two-footed jump milestone? 

Julie thinks bed rest with a toddler should be a form of capital punishment. Angie performs slight of hand so Max will eat his yogurt, not HER yogurt … because it’s HER yogurt, dammit! Max’s food pouch painting and Evie’s gratuitous crying send both moms past their breaking points.