First Timers

Max’s $20, ocean-view daycare is a success. Evie water boards Julie. The moms talk first solid foods, covering hot topics like Baby Linguini, DIY puree failures and the benefits of avocado hair.

Full-time working mom Jesse visits the closet. Her post-baby self hates her pre-baby self for committing to a big assignment right upon her return. Meanwhile, Angie pumps under a bathroom counter and Julie feels like a changed woman on an unchanged project. In the end, everyone feels guilty.

Max briefly waddles before walking like a pro; Evie tries to break the earliest biped record. Angie needs audience assistance: what should she call her baby’s balls? Julie, meanwhile, has planted a flag on Planet Vagina.

In another—less disgusting—First Timers first, a man visits the closet. While his lack of yoga pants may be detrimental when navigating playground politics, stay at home dad Matt proves he’s top dog in bathroom birthing.  

Julie’s first babysitter starts off—and continues—on the wrong foot. Angie leaves Max at her gym’s daycare with mixed but ultimately positive results. Special bonus: Scout helps the moms achieve what they believe to be a (disgusting) podcasting first!

Did you know that in addition to tying tubes they now cut them? Neither did we! Max’s eye growth and Evie’s high fever pale in comparison to guest Sharon’s son’s skull surgery at five months old. Also, Julie almost ruins a birthday party with her pregnant tears.

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Did you know that in addition to tying tubes they now cut them? Neither did we! Max’s eye growth and Evie’s high fever pale in comparison to guest Sharon’s son’s skull surgery at five months old. Also, Julie almost ruins a birthday party with her pregnant tears.

Start 2017 off right by donating to http://craniocarebears.org/

A very special guest visits the closet to serenade us with “Twinkle Twinkle” and share her thoughts on the technological needs of a newborn baby. Later, Angie advocates for scheduled sex, while Julie suggests a little herbal intervention.   

A very special guest visits the closet to serenade us with “Twinkle Twinkle” and share her thoughts on the technological needs of a newborn baby. Later, Angie advocates for scheduled sex, while Julie suggests a little herbal intervention.