First Timers

First Timers

By Angie Greenup and Julie FishmanComedyKids & Family
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First Timers episodes

  • #67 - First Time Your Child Asked About Death

    TV/film writer and LARP-for-moms enthusiast Gina Kelly stops by for a light discussion on a heavy topic. Plus, how to: properly wake a parent; use diarrhea to your advantage; and become a police department meme. *** Follow Gina @kelly_gina on Twitter; @shmutzandballs on Instagram *** Please subscribe to our show and rate us on iTunes or Stitcher! It really does help, we swear! You can follow us on Facebook at Facebook.com/FirstTimersPodcast. Send us your first time parenting stories at [email protected]. And, you can follow us individually on Twitter/Instagram @AngieGreenup @JulieFishman and check out Angie's YouTube channel at YouTube.com/AngieEatsItAll

    1 hr 2 min
  • #66 - First Time You Left the House Without Makeup

    Storyteller Miellyn Fitzwater Barrows Skypes the closet to weigh in on glamorous grandmas, unglamorous moms and why traveling with kids is a trip, not a vacation.  Plus, Angie only feels “professionable” with an eyelash curl and Julie learns she has a put-together doppleganger. 

    Follow Miellyn @MiellynB; see her work at gorgeousrobot.com

    Please subscribe to our show and rate us on iTunes or Stitcher! It really does help, we swear! You can follow us on Facebook at Facebook.com/FirstTimersPodcast. Send us your first time parenting stories at [email protected]. And, you can follow us individually on Twitter/Instagram @AngieGreenup @JulieFishman and check out Angie's YouTube channel at YouTube.com/AngieEatsItAll

    1 hr 4 min
  • #65 - First Time You Struggled to Breastfeed
    Modest in bosom and honest on nursing, comedic actress and writer Beth Crosby enters the closet to discuss the current trend of breast being best at any and all costs. In an effort to feed their babes, Julie tries nipple shields, Angie tapes tubes to her tits and Beth buys illegal Thai drugs.      Follow Beth @ClusterFeedMom on Twitter/Instagram and Crosbylicious on YouTube   

    Please subscribe to our show and rate us on iTunes or Stitcher! It really does help, we swear! You can follow us on Facebook at Facebook.com/FirstTimersPodcast. Send us your first time parenting stories at [email protected]. And, you can follow us individually on Twitter/Instagram @AngieGreenup @JulieFishman and check out Angie's YouTube channel at YouTube.com/AngieEatsItAll

    58 min
  • #64 - First Time You Pretended to Like Something to Benefit Your Kid

    Max enters the terrible twos early, while Evie continues them late. Writer and performer Steph Garcia creates a beach baby despite her own hatred of sun, sand and sea. 

    Follow Steph on Twitter @mostephlove and check out her podcast That's My Story, Period on iTunes! https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/thats-my-story-period/id1207080316?mt=2

    Please subscribe to our show and rate us on iTunes or Stitcher! It really does help, we swear! You can follow us on Facebook at Facebook.com/FirstTimersPodcast. Send us your first time parenting stories at [email protected]. And, you can follow us individually on Twitter/Instagram @AngieGreenup @JulieFishman and check out Angie's YouTube channel at YouTube.com/AngieEatsItAll

    41 min
  • #63 - First Time You Decided to Have a Fourth Kid

    Angie and Julie treat guest and mom of four Marcia like she’s a mom of forty. Julie finally reveals the big secret she’s been hiding from Angie; Angie finally reveals some hot underwear tips. Also: the most miserable parents have three kids.  

     

    Please subscribe to our show and rate us on iTunes or Stitcher! It really does help, we swear! You can follow us on Facebook at Facebook.com/FirstTimersPodcast. Send us your first time parenting stories at [email protected]. And, you can follow us individually on Twitter/Instagram @AngieGreenup @JulieFishman and check out Angie's YouTube channel at YouTube.com/AngieEatsItAll

    55 min
  • #62 - First Time You Reconsidered the Number of Children You Wanted

    Actress, tag keeper and math failure Stephanie Escajeda explains how everything from Chinese astrology to playground research informed her baby making. Also covered in this eclectic episode: juice box benders, supermarket family sagas, carbon footprint consciousness, leap year babies and stealing.

    Follow Stephanie at @stephescajeda

    Please subscribe to our show and rate us on iTunes or Stitcher! It really does help, we swear! You can follow us on Facebook at Facebook.com/FirstTimersPodcast. Send us your first time parenting stories at [email protected]. And, you can follow us individually on Twitter/Instagram @AngieGreenup @JulieFishman and check out Angie's YouTube channel at YouTube.com/AngieEatsItAll

    1 hr
  • #61 - First Time You Realized You're a Mom

    Podcaster Glennis McCarthy joins the moms to discuss her delayed maternal epiphany, lying to her diary and wanting her baby to be the very best baby. Plus, Angie cries over Macklemore, Julie time travels to an AirBnB and Max starts a '90s dance class. *Little audio glitch around the 19 minute mark but it's over with quickly. Sorry!* 

    Check out Glennis's podcast Tell Me Lies on iTunes and Stitcher. Follow her on Twitter at @phantomglennis. 

    Please subscribe to our show and rate us on iTunes or Stitcher! It really does help, we swear! You can follow us on Facebook at Facebook.com/FirstTimersPodcast. Send us your first time parenting stories at [email protected]. And, you can follow us individually on Twitter/Instagram @AngieGreenup @JulieFishman and check out Angie's YouTube channel at YouTube.com/AngieEatsItAll

    39 min
  • #60 - First Time You Went on a Road Trip

    Closet guest Tanya Gradet makes a pit stop in the Detroit of California. Surprisingly, it’s not the worst part of her trip. Angie hates cats and cats hate Angie but Xanax makes cohabitation possible. Julie spends two entire days—and too many Jetsons to count—in an outhouse on wheels.

    Please subscribe to our show and rate us on iTunes or Stitcher! It really does help, we swear! You can follow us on Facebook at Facebook.com/FirstTimersPodcast. Send us your first time parenting stories at [email protected]. And, you can follow us individually on Twitter/Instagram @AngieGreenup @JulieFishman and check out Angie's YouTube channel at YouTube.com/AngieEatsItAll

    1 hr 10 min
  • #59 - First Time You Applied to Preschool

    Writer Anna Lane refuses to play the preschool game and gets rejected by every school in the city. Then she gives in and plays the game and still gets rejected. Meanwhile, Angie cockblocks David Spade and Julie takes a bath.

    Follow—or hate follow—Anna at @TheAnnaLane on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook.

    Please subscribe to our show and rate us on iTunes or Stitcher! It really does help, we swear! You can follow us on Facebook at Facebook.com/FirstTimersPodcast. Send us your first time parenting stories at [email protected]. And, you can follow us individually on Twitter/Instagram @AngieGreenup @JulieFishman and check out Angie's YouTube channel at YouTube.com/AngieEatsItAll

    48 min
  • #58 - First Time You Realized Your Parenting Weakness

    Between coos and screams, we learn that Max is a book felon and Evie is a book brat. Julie is a bad bad cop and Angie can't manage her expectations. Most importantly, is Dewey upset that his decimal system is less relevant today?

    Please subscribe to our show and rate us on iTunes or Stitcher! It really does help, we swear! You can follow us on Facebook at Facebook.com/FirstTimersPodcast. Send us your first time parenting stories at [email protected]. And, you can follow us individually on Twitter/Instagram @AngieGreenup @JulieFishman and check out Angie's YouTube channel at YouTube.com/AngieEatsItAll

    21 min

About First Timers

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Two first-time moms share stories about blowouts, belly laughs and all the other "firsts" in parenthood!