Five Aside

Manchester City were on a different planet, and Doku? He went Super Saiyan. The Five Aside crew break down Pep’s 1,000th-game masterclass as City crushed Liverpool 3-0. We dive into how Doku’s dribbling shredded Slot's defense, why Haaland looks reborn, and what this means for the title race. Plus: Arsenal drop points at Sunderland, Chelsea destroy Wolves, and United-Spurs serve chaos. #FiveAsidePodcast #Doku #ManCity #Liverpool #PremierLeague #DragonBallZ

Chelsea’s injury crisis, Arsenal’s flawless defense, and a question that needs answering , has Barca been figured out? are Newcastle really ready for Europe? We break down Matchday 4 of the UCL, linking Chelsea’s inconsistency to Club World Cup fatigue and youth, while giving Arsenal their flowers for staying solid. #FiveAsidePodcast #Chelsea #Arsenal #UCL #Newcastle #FootballDebate

This week on Five Aside, the boys break down a weekend where Haaland dragged City back into the title race all by himself, pure chaos turned into cold efficiency. Arsenal kept their calm control as Rice bossed Burnley, while Caicedo ran Chelsea’s midfield like he owned North London. As the Rice v Caicedo debate rages on, some are convinced Casemiro deserves a seat at that same table. Amorim’s Red Devils keep flirting with brilliance and disaster, Liverpool’s spark might actually be back, and over in Europe, Xabi Alonso’s Madrid and Kompany’s Bayern are making domination look routine. It’s football, flair, and foolish optimism, just another day at Five Aside.

The guys dive headfirst into Arsenal’s eternal debate, does Arteta still deserve the blame for the missing silverware, or is he the reason they’re even close? 💭⚔️ From analysing the Gunners’ evolution to discussing Chelsea players bad behaviours , the crew mix banter with sharp insight. Add in some Carabao Cup chaos, title-race talk, and spicy weekend predictions, this one’s got classic Five Aside energy: smart football chat with just the right amount of unseriousness. 🎙🔥

Amorim’s men are flying , three wins on the spin and suddenly Manchester United fans have hope (and short memories 😅). The boys break down what’s clicking at Old Trafford and whether this is the start of something real or just another false dawn. Meanwhile, Chelsea’s collapse against Sunderland has fans losing patience, City’s stumble at Villa raised eyebrows, Arsenal scraped another win, and Liverpool’s chaos continued against Brentford. Across Europe, Napoli’s spark is back, and El Clásico gave us pure football drama. Tactics, banter, and hot takes — this is Five Aside, where football meets full-time laughter. 🎧🔥

The crew unpack a wild Champions League week, Chelsea’s statement, Madrid’s machine, City’s cruise, and Liverpool’s five-star flex, then shift gears to preview El Clásico and Napoli v Inter. And just when the dust settles, Ope stirs it all up with his Top 5 Clubs power rankings.

Amorim’s in and Slot’s out (of form) 😭 — it’s been a wild weekend across Europe. We break down Amorim’s statement win at Anfield, Slot’s shocking slump, Arsenal’s steady climb, and Haaland’s heroics. Plus, we dive into Der Klassiker drama as Kane keeps cooking and Dortmund keeps dreaming. It’s pure football chaos — funny, honest, and a little too real. The Five Aside Podcast way. ⚽🔥

It’s a Five Aside special — 1 hour 45 of unfiltered football talk with Chukwudalu, Daniel, and Nnamdi 🔥 From Neymar’s never-ending comeback tour to Tuchel’s tactical nightmares and Amorim vs Ten Hag’s post-match therapy sessions, we break down why some managers sound more like manipulative partners than leaders 😭💔⚽ We dive into the winners and losers of the international break, whether Bellingham fits into Tuchel’s dreams, and round it all off with our Premier League and Der Klassiker predictions. It’s football talk that’s too real to script — chaotic, funny, and brutally honest. The Five Aside way. 🇳🇬⚽🎧

In this quick-fire episode, we break down Nigeria’s huge 4–0 win over Benin — how Osimhen’s hat trick turned doubters into believers, and why we’re now staring down the playoffs. We also dive into the qualifiers drama (points deductions, group madness, and behind-the-scenes chaos). Expect laughs, heat checks, and no shortage of “why haven’t we fixed this yet?” moments. 🇳🇬🔥

This week, Chukwudalu, Nnamdi, Ope, Strongman and Samuel are back at it — mixing chaos, football, and plenty of laughs.

We dive into a proper midfield scrap: Rice vs Enzo vs Caicedo — who’s really cooking? Then it’s all about the weekend’s biggest games, before asking the big question: is Haaland already one of the greatest ever?

And of course, we couldn’t leave out United and the Nigeria national team talk — the drama, the talent, and the never-ending wahala that comes with it.

It’s pure Five Aside energy: honest takes, unserious arguments, and football talk the way real fans do it — loud, passionate, and slightly unhinged.