Fixed Yer Movie

Ep #38: LITTLE WOMEN

LITTLE WOMEN has a LOT of issues. It's not very YAS KWEEN and there are 0 war beats. Despite the incredible, next level computer graphics, this movie was a snore. Tune in to hear how we helped it hit a 'bil!

Spiderman 3 wasn't a slam dunk, but it was a nice lay up. It's a great movie and it only has to make 100 million dollars. It did everything right, so what can we fix? You have to tune in to find out!

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Everyone knows Nate is a rocker. That's why he broke all the rules and released this PRIVATE BONUS EPISODE to the public!! Listen in as Nate talks about the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame 2022 inductees

The Eyes of Tammy Faye is the story of some certified hustla's/playa's that used their money-making skillz to get RICH. The movie only made 2 million dollars and it is objectively bad, but if you do the math, this should've made 6 billion dollars! Listen in to see how we fixed The Eyes of Tammy Faye

UNCUT GEMS is a third-tier Sandler vehicle and Sandler has NEVER hit a bil, it does co-star Idina Menzel who has hit a 'bil with Frozen. Plus this movie has MONEY in the title! But it messes it up, so we are called upon to make a LOT of fixes to this crummy movie. Tune in to hear how we took it to a 'bil.

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Matrix movies have NEVER hit a 'bil, and yet this movie actually has billion dollar mindset. It just needs some branding beats, better B.H.I. and to be tied into another, superior Warner Brothers property. And that's just the beginning of our fixes!

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It's A Wonderful Life is a crummy movie, but a great I.P., so we've re-booted it! This is a 2021 re-make that will definitely hit a billion!

We re-cast, up the B.H.I. (body heat index) and add a TON of branding beats.

It's a Wonderful Life is our last Fix of the year before we take a holiday break and maybe see if Hollywood is willing to open their doors to us again. Billion dollar mindset teaches that if you've been permanently banished from an industry, wait a year then try again. No matter what happens in Hollywood, we'll be back to regular posts in 2022!

Hope you're celebrating what this season is really about: Spending $$$MONEY$$$!!!!!

We're doing our holiday good deed and releasing our weekly patreon-exclusive bonus ep's to EVERYONE for this week only. On Thursday we're releasing our main holiday fix of IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE and then we'll be taking a holiday break to explore some Hollywood options and then promptly returning in 2022 with GOOD TIME.

In this ep we talk about Billionaire Mindset Director Steven Spielberg's new movie WEST SIDE STORY, starring Fixer David's personal friend Baby Driver aka Ansel Elgort. Fixer Nate doesn't think it's on track to hit a 'bil and Fixer David takes it personally.

Your Name is basically Japan's answer to Space Jam 2: A New Legacy, but not as good. Even though this movie has a TON of issues, it was basically made for free (just the price of pencils and paper) so it's worth fixing. And it DID make half a billion, so listen in to see how we doubled that.

Will Smith is an A+ mega-wattage mega-starage star, the kind that we normally discuss because he HITS A BIL!

But we are worried about him, because King Richard is NOT a Will Smith movie, and it is NOT on track to hit a bil.

Could we save it? It took a LOT of work, and you'll have to listen in to hear it.