Fixed Yer Movie

RED NOTICE is the winner of the first ever Fixed Yer Movie Brandy Award for Excellence in On-Screen Branding! Mercedes! iPhones! Coca Cola and MORE!

The Rock, Ryan Reynolds and Gal Gadot all crafted an incredible flick, even though they were held back by the decision to not use any established IP.

Did this movie even need fixing? Tune in to find out!

Ghostbusters seems like a billion dollar series, but embarassingly enough NONE of the 'Buster series have EVER earned anywhere near a billion dollars.

But there WAS a lot there: The branding, the tie-ins, the theme song were all slam dunk home runs. We just had to TURN IT UP! We had a lot of ideas for this movie, and you'll have to tune in to hear 'em!

This is the first (and hopefully the last) movie we're covering by the Never-Billion Brothers AKA 18 Time Losers AKA The Coen Brothers. NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN is boring, long and RANDOM AF. The villain looks like Swiss Miss and there's 0 hits on the soundtrack. 

But there is still a cool premise, and some cool guns and car stuff! Listen in to see how we fixed it.

The geniuses behind Space Jam 2: A New Legacy are back with yet another REVOLUTIONARY IDEA! Warner Brothers looked over at Disney's MASSIVE multi-billion dollar Star Wars franchise and said "Yes, please!" and now we have DUNE.

But they BUNGLED IT! DUNE is AT BEST a multi-million dollar franchise, NOT a billion dollar franchise! From the rock-bottom B.H.I. to the total vacuum of humor beats, DUNE needed a LOT of fixes. But we are confident that we can right the ship. Tune in to hear how.

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This week we fix GET OUT, a crummy horror movie that you have to go to Einstein University to understand but it was made by Jordan "56X MULTIPLIER" Peele and there even is a little bit of branding in here! But there were a lot of issues and we pulled out all the stops to fix this one!

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It's been a year since "the tweets" that got us kicked out of Hollywood! We've already apologized but we could use some more press so we're apologizing again.

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HEREDITARY is our first horror movie and this thing is crummy as heck. But we did discover the magic of Ari "8X multiplier" Aster, who is ready to make a billion dollar picture. We're confident we've turned Hereditary into a billion dollar franchise. Tune in to find out how!

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It's the end of 90's month and we're covering JERRY MAGUIRE a movie about HIGH POWERED AGENTS! Relatable much? This didn't make a 'bil so technically it is bad, but it really tried and showed a lot of heart. Did we take it into the end zone (of a billion dollars)? Tune in to find out!

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Romeo + Juliet is a romantic comedy that isn't romantic or funny! And P.U. does this script stink! Every line of dialogue is annoying/stupid! And there are 0 tie-in's or branding!

But this movie had a lot of potential, and we went all-in with our fixes. Tune in to find out what they are.

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It's week 2 of 90's month and today we're fixing a fan submission: Crash (1996). Even though it has a REVOLUTIONARY B.H.I., and it won the Oscar for Best Movie, but it could still use a tune-up.

We brought in the humor beats and drama beats and definitely upped the branding, but you'll have to tune-in to find out how.

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