In this chapter, Rich details his illustrious musical (and sporting) career, Dan invalidates the warranty on his gas tank, and popular new character 'Professor Sausage' is born.. and subsequently killed off all within a minute…it's probably for the best!

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In this episode we perform an emergency malteser tracheomety, punch a weetabix soldier in his soggy face, and issue some sage advice to fishermen concerning where and when they can lick their fish.

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A brief introduction to Flat 29's Big Book of Everything Volume Two.

In this hour long special, we look back at what we have arrogantly deemed the best bits of the first twenty one chapters of Flat 29's Big Book of Everything.

In this chapter we perform dance moves based around the structure of an atom, and ponder on why James Bond has been driven to low level retail work. This chapter comes with a free mining experience, redeemable at all good mines.

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In this particularly feminine chapter we build a model of Lionel Richie's head out of lego, post the queen endless piles of smut, and discuss the ideal first date (for a woman OR a mindless automaton robot).

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In this manly chapter, we schedule in our BMDs (Beard Maintinence Days), Rich's fictional aunt and uncle elope to Wales, and spot a strong correlation between the size of spider you find in your house and the vegetables you have been eating that day.

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In our first ever live show, we caught up with the exciting adventures of Sherlock Holmes and Professor Winston, Charlie finally attempted to fake a cake on the make, and Rich was kind enough to make us all omelettes! They tasted funny.

To celebrate the world cup, in this chapter we drape ourselves in stingrays and are acompanied to the pub by a couple of bees, the ancient Romans, and various aptly named CEOs. All the while, goalkeeper David Seamen does something predictably disgusting.

In this chapter, Dan introduces us to a time traveling, catchphrase heavy reworking of the Sherlock Holmes novels, Rich establishes his new TV show "Jackass B.C.", and Charlie tries to pass off a Toblerone as an oversized kit kat chunky.