In this chapter, we attempt to eat a cake from under Westlife's still singing faces, play a friendly game of Shave Somewhere!, and discuss hosting a non-dinner party with Ben from The Absolute Peach Podcast.

In this chapter we enjoy a duet from a 16 year old Rich and his friend Dangerous, formally debate whether a fictional Dave should get his phone numbers back, and talk Calippos and nipples with Iszi Lawrence.

In this beautiful chapter we plan Rich's Pizza Hut based wedding, feed robots cod liver oil against their will, and talk musak and soda streams until the cows come home (and eat all our strudel).

In this thoroughly dishonest chapter we catch up with influential scientist Double Blind Giles, Rich's dog rolls in a cat, and we find out where babies come from (clue: its just south of Coventry).

You down with O.A.P? Yeah you know me! In this chapter Flat 29 perform a radio play for the elderly, make plans for Peter Andre's retirement, and come up with a string of meaningless sayings about cakes.

In this environmentally friendly chapter we dish out contraception advice to pigeons, abolish golf on a whim, and waste the time of a genuine climate scientist with our impractical ideas.

In this chapter we delve into the world of 90's SNES Sexism Fun, fight off the dog headed servants of Anubis with a soft brush peripheral, and well up over Dan and Rich's incredibly emotional video game songs.

In this fashionable chapter Flat 29 road test their new jeans by slaying a dragon, accidentally hit on their hairdressers, and carefully balance all their belongings from the strings of an Australian cork hat.

Improve your homes AND your minds with Flat 29! In this chapter we fire high velocity root vegetables at each other, and paint our kitchens a Confrontational Mauve, all fuelled on by the sexiest DIY song ever recorded: DIY Lovin' (Put Up A Shelf)

Lights, Camera, Action! Its Flat 29: The Movie (podcast).. This chapter looks at how to sneak full meals into the cinema, how to stop movie piracy using giant novelty hats, and why wearing spaghetti in your hair is not always a bad thing..