Beaver state bans brisk betrothals at the barn. Denmark defends wives from dumb, dramatic, and disrespectful dudes. The Big Apple bars Bearpaws. Oregon organizes law omitting onions and garlic from orators' meals. Budapest backs pitch-black banging. New Jersey vows against vests. Maine doubles down on Dunkin Donuts. Oregon solely screams sweet nothings.

Particular countries pass up on punishing prisoners who plot escapes with positive outcomes. London lays down liquor tax for vessels looking to link to royal docks. Britain bans boozy bull riding. Estonia expels exciting chess exchanges. Turin takes animal fashion taste terribly seriously. San Diego says see-ya to sloppy rideshares.

Texas tells all to tap out at 6 titillating toys. The Lonestar state says shady and suspicious criminals shall supply victims with 24 hr notice. The City by the Bay bids bye-bye to bottom-feeding birds. Texas tells people to tack taillights to their horses. The Sooner State sends off scatter-brained whalers. Iowa indicates it is illegal to throw inanimate objects into intersections.

Solano county slaps nut steelers a sizable fine. Italy administers laws against men awkwardly adjusting themselves. South Carolina stomps your silly swingin truck nutz. Alaska allies with moose against airplanes. Greece grants greenlight on grudges with Turks.

Virginia vacates hunting vermin on Sundays but hates raccoons very very much. Waynesborough wailed warnings for women drivers. Dairyland designates its cheese as downright delicious. Delaware double-backs on weddings on a dare. North Cack calls out costumes at congregations. The Puritan State proves its name positive. FOREIGN FLAWPER STRIKES AGAIN! Australia makes muggles move out rabbits and migrate to magicians.

NYC puts an end to people putting ice cream in pockets. Israel bans big pet bears on beaches. fooling Israel for five years, you're finally legit. Gotham regulates guys and gals gabbin on elevators. Israel tells tricyclists to get a license.

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Belles in the Bluegrass state are begrudged to yes to a Sunday proposal is wearing bloomers darker than blush. Biting in the Bayou State brings a bigger punishment if your teeth are removable. Russias is repulsed by really dirty cars. The Granite State granted pregnant girls a get-out-of-jail-free card. Toronto says sex shops owners must have licenses to sell sexy edible skivvies. Foreign Flawper Strikes again this time as Quailman! Hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor.

People of Paris, part the streets for pedestrians with onions. California dashes dream of dames driving in daring clothes. Big Apple blocks boisterous ball throwing at bare faces. Long Beach Loves Lizards. France faces faithfulness after fatality. New York takes down Tinder Tiger Selfies. FOREIGN FLAWPER: Thailand tells you to wear a tee while taking a trip.

Russia restricts regurgitating English. Lone Star State stops owning six or more sex toys. Minnesota minimizes bingo to a max of 2 days a week. Georgia promptly pauses fowl promenading across public roads. Wyoming finishes off fishing with firearms. FOREIGN FLAWPER DOUBLE WHAMMY!! The Six stops stripped swearing citizens from setting balloons free in parks. Ottawa expells eating of ice cream on Sundays exclusively on Banks St.

Scotland supplements a surcharge for skivvies. Nola no-likey nudity if it's too naughty. Hawaii halts 2 handed happy hours. Singapore slaps fines on birthday suits with a street view. Four deer for fighting in Norway. Kauai lays down the Lilo and Stitch law. Greg gets a great big lump of coal for Christmas.