Sunshine state shamelessly shows off arrest records.
Baltimore bans bombing bails. So long to Samson at the silver screen. Maryland mandates against mistreating oysters. The Free state stands against shills. Courthouse crying has been kiboshed in LA. Maryland mandates against thistles maturation

Just David and Derrick, fair warning, we did a lot of bullshitting this week!

Dead body lawn decor is disrupted in San Francisco. Illinois amended state law to announce "American" as an official state language. Publically perceptible penises must be permitted in San Francisco. Boston Births a legal bathtime Blunder.  San Francisco punishes you for a public potty pic party. Denmark made a moratorium on mask wear in 2013. 

Texas forbids feather dusting official facilities. It is Illegal in Indiana to intermittently kiss with a mustache. Detroit disallows the deliberate destruction of radios. Texas expels encyclopedias entirely, due to entries about beer. Canada collectively champions Canadian composers.

Korea hails happy birthday and happy new year on the same holiday. Singapore swiftly stops saliva spewers and gum chewers. Pensacola restricts rolling barrels down roads. Britain bans inhabitants bearing Bobby uniforms. England expels exoskeletons from Parliament. Florida fosters free-range fowl.

The Frontier State frowns on fastening Fido to your Ford.  Germany commences classes with colossal cones of candy and toys for kids. Clydesdales and Cookies and Cream don’t mix in Cotton Valley, Louisiana.  Imitating animals is illegal in the Sunshine State.  Germany profiles pillows as passive weapons.  Heading your herd down the highway is illegal in London.

Unsanctioned street sleeping is strictly not allowed in Eureka. Don't let them catch you in Las Cruces with a lunch box on Main street. Aspen abolishes aerial snow assaults. Glendale guards you against challenging gravity at great speeds. The Beehive State blocks brides from being blamed in the presence of their beloved. Boozed-up bronco riding is banned in Boulder.

Quick heads up, this episode is about 80% of the 3 of us just laughing at each other, hopefully, we also made you laugh!

Turkish coffee craze causes divorces in the 15th century. No nuptials in Nebraska if you've got bumps on your no-no spots. Argentina says Feather mattress forces folks to fornicate. Texas permits taking the plunge by proxy. In the U.K. handling Salmon suspiciously is strictly suppressed.

Helena says hell no to "folf."

Arizona abolishes asses in tubs.

Men senior of sixteen cannot seduce with false promises of espousal.

English Bay Vancouver BC Bans Bare knees on beaches.

South Dakota says see ya to psychics and seers.