Flawps

Vermont very against veneers for their vixens.
Southington CT says no to silly string.
In Victoria Australia, it was illegal to change a light bulb!
I do. I do. I do. Do you?
Ireland loves to share with leprechauns and looks down on killing yourself.

Believing in and butchering Bigfoot is a big no-no in Washington.
Pretty please don't play pokemon in Saudi Arabia.
No Sharing Netflix Passwords in the Volunteer State.
West Virginia firmly stands again hunting with Ferrets.
Absolutely no public spitting in Arizona.
Hungry? No honking at a sub shop in Arkansas.

Make sure you know what time it is in Madrid.

Virginia tells Trick-or-treaters to grow up.

Denmark looks down on dumb baby names.

Patience pays off for kidnappers in Denmark.

South Carolina punishes pinball-playing kids.

Crushing beer cans with your cans is canceled in Western Australia.

No way around pillaging in Norway.

No Sonoma State sor.whore.ity houses. You must have a brick throwing permit in Iowa.  Don't fuck with Cherry Pie in Kansas. Don't deal in dog hair in Delaware.  Montana performers MUST finish.  Indiana isn't rounding right. No self-love in Indonesia. Ain't no rest for the wicked in Reno.  No love for ladies' leather shoes in Cleveland.  No lie, Derrick definitely ate a dick down in NOLA.

No Tubbies in Tokyo. Don't eat that dead frog. No Pooh in Poland. No tossin turds in Oregon. No showing shoulders in South Beach. Lousiana hates Pizza. Idaho frowns on Cannibalism. Connecticut wants bouncy pickles. New Jersey needs more honks.