We survived another two weeks. Somehow. Abbey and Anna made a music video that brightened up a not-so-great week. Then, the girls share a silly sketch about a Battle of the Bands involving grown men and three-year-olds, with characters read by Ijsah Byrd (@ijsahbyrd1), Hassan Fields/Lunch $pecial (@itslunchspecial), TJ Vinsavich (@tj.vinsavich), and Austin Carlson (@austincarlsonyo). We learn Hassan will go hard for some shrimp. Is it okay to ignore logic to indulge in romance? Should you invest in stocks? Will Abbey stop trying to do impressions? One can dream.

This episode, Abbey and Anna introduce themselves and "Fleas." Anna's friend is NOT missing, and Abbey shares a precious nannying story. Chandler Matkins (@chandlermatkins), Scout Smith (@carlyscout), and Marcia Cunning (@marciacunning) join to read "The Fundamentals: Duncan," the story of a mechanic with a passion for baking. Stick around for the advice portion: What belongs in cargo pants pockets? Can we stop caring about the male gaze? Will we go on a date with you? (No)