Flight School

Hello Frequent Flyers and welcome aboard our 66th Episode, Penny Dreadful.

When there's a creaking on the steps and a sudden quiet outside, when your breath fills the cold air with mist and your heart trembles in your chest, to whom do you turn?

Perhaps to a woman with a mysterious gift and penchant for fortune telling? Or maybe a strange anatomist whose obsession with life and death transgress the bounds of science?
Or an adventurer known for exploring the darkest parts of the world, who understands what if feels to be both hunter and prey?
Even a Wild West actor, whose sharpshooting masks a troubled past. 

And what if you decide to step out from your room, and venture into the unknown - that Demi-Monde, can you say you loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night? 

There's no stars down here, no light. Just spiders, Josh Hartnett, and Death.

Hello Frequent Flyers and welcome aboard our 65th episode, Narcos.

On this flight, we take a romp through the idyllic city of Miami, early 1970's. Flip flops, Hippies and Farrah Fawcett hair rule the scene and the DEA all have their eyes on that Devil's Lettuce, if you catch our drift.

Then a Cockroach survives the end of the world and makes his way to Columbia, to Pablo Escobar.

When American DEA agent, Steve Murphy, left for Columbia he'd left with the same sense of destiny that just conquerors have. One year later, the world's gone to shit, and it doesn't matter how many people take a lead for their pains, sometimes the end justify the means.

But whose means, whose ends? The end of the world keeps coming, so who will rise above?

Hello Frequent Flyers and welcome aboard our 64th Episode, Fairy Tail.

When your world is full of Wizard Guilds that insist on you joining to get your wizard license like a more interesting AMA card, there's bound to be some problems. Especially when you want to get into the most prestigious guild, Fairy Tail. You know, the one where the really popular members star in the centerfold. That's a thing. A ....gross thing.

Maybe just go to Hogwarts, not this weird Team Butt Wizard bullshit.

Hello Frequent Flyers and welcome aboard our 63rd flight, Attack on Titan.

If passengers look out the left side of the plane, they'll be able to see the three massive walls that have protected our kind for centuries. If they look out the right side you should see the monstrous, ravening Titans, here for the flesh of you and your family. 

There is no escape, there is no fighting - there can be no quarters given. It's survival or extinction. 

Enjoy the fight!

Hello Frequent Flyers and Welcome aboard our 62nd Episode, In the Flesh.

When the apocalypse goes from nigh to passé, the question ringing in everyone’s brains must be – what next?

So what, the Zombie hoards massacred your village, forcing you to destroy the terrible mockeries of humanity that shambled endlessly onward in search of sustenance.

So what if these self-same Zombies have been ‘cured’, and can remember every terrible action? So what if they can only keep washing the blood from their hands and recite over and over, ‘I’m not responsible for what I did in my untreated state’? Maybe they didn’t ask to come back from the dead. They didn’t ask to be made public enemy #1 by the HVF.

And poor, gentle Kieren didn’t ask to be made a killer – but that’s reality now. And you have to face it head on, nail-filled cricket bat and all.

Hello Frequent Flyers and welcome aboard our 61st Episode, House of Lies.

When you're trying to get the fat cat 1% that drove the economy to the brink to go with your economic plan, things can get a bit heated. Especially when the #1 company you're going up against is your ex-wife's.

And sure, maybe she's the spawn of satan, and SURE maybe you should be at home taking care of your adorable son who just got cast as Sandy in Grease. But you are Don Fucking Cheadle, and you came to get yours. So claw your way to the top and make sure to get those billable hours. 

Hello Frequent Flyers and Welcome aboard our 60th Episode, Turn.

 Our passengers may notice that this trip to the past comes free with de-saturated tones, and a heck of a lot of moral ambiguity. We advise that you remain seated until your Captain turns off the 'Fight The British' sign. 

Upon which time you'll be free to move about and gather intelligence with the best of them. But be careful, it's the gallows if you get caught. Or worse, you'll have to go back to your life being a cabbage farmer. 

But it'll all be worth it when the Right Side wins, all thanks to you - you help prove that if you just keep turning you'll make one full revolution.

Hello Frequent Flyers and Welcome Aboard our 59th Episode, Brooklyn Nine Nine.

We here on Flight School take your safety seriously. That's why we've decided to get rid of our old air marshal that let us do...literally anything...and replaced him with a newer, tougher, air marshal. One that's going to teach us how to be a team, how to grow up, and maybe a little bit about manscaping. 

And sure, maybe kick ass and look good while doing it. 

Hello Frequent Flyers and Welcome Aboard our 58th Flight, Fresh

I think we can all remember the 90's. Hip hop and CD Player's,

We can all think back to that sweltering heat - so different

Oh wait, we can't? Too bad, you're going to relate to this kid

Make a move over to our Facebook Page Facebook 

Make a mix tape of all our old episodes iTunes

Hello Frequent Flyers and Welcome aboard our 57th Flight, Lizzie

We've all been there, perched awkwardly on the end of our beds

And so what if your mom won't let you go to THE pool party of

Growing up is hard, but it gets a bit easier with friends, and