Flight School

Hello Frequent Flyers and Welcome Aboard our 56th episode, The Magicians.

FF, you and I both know that magic is real. SO what if we're becoming socially isolated, retreating further and further into a fantasy rather than face the cold hard light of day - that's the American (Canadian) Dream. 

Ok, so what if magic is real. And you can totally pass the test to get into the sickest post-grad of all time, Breakbills University. Worth it, right? So what if you accidentally summon a weird moth-face monster that devours your principle. Wacky Hi-jinx. 

Wacky. 

Hello Frequent Flyers and Welcome aboard our 55th Episode, Better Call Saul.

Though this pilot has been researched for all potential claims, there may be some legal loopholes only exploitable by a morally faltering, recovering reprobate. 

Oh sure, he could find a way to sue you six days to Sunday, but he'd have to corral that limping rust-bucket of a car to court first - hard to do when it's got a human-shaped dent on the passenger side window. 

Let's not even go into the electromagnetic stuff.

Hello Frequent Flyers and Welcome aboard our 54th Episode, House.

Attention all passengers - is there a Doctor onboard this aircraft? Anyone with medical knowledge?

Ah, after being pushed from his seat by a co-doctor, a gaunt man stands before the ill plane-guest. He crouches, leaning heavily on his cane. Peers through weary washed out eyes...and calls us all idiots. We missed three classic signs of whatever topical disease it is, and managed to almost kill the patient in the span of three minutes. 

Is....is there another doctor aboard this flight?

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Hello Frequent Flyers, and Welcome aboard our 53rd episode, Archer.

Your mission, if you choose to accept it, is to get very drunk in Majorca, establish yourself as a reprobate and scoundrel, and lure in one of the world's most elite spies, code name: Duchess.

Sure, this spy doesn't seem to be that great...in fact he seems to be a bit of a jerk. Oh wait. Yeah no, definitely a jerk. Call HR.

Hello Frequent Flyers and Welcome Aboard our 52nd Episode, Bob's Burgers.

FF, We love you, but you're terrible you're all terrible. Look, just...stop telling people we cook our food with corpses, okay?

It's a big weekend for us and we need this re-re-re-piloting to go off without a hitch. 

Get that rash checked out, please stop serving people food you've dropped on the ground and for the love of- Stop with the human flesh thing!

Hello Frequent Flyers and welcome aboard our 51st episode, Con Man.

Flyers, we know you used to be big deals. You coulda been contenders! But now, now you're flying economy with the rest of the schmoes in their bargain basement Jon Snow costumes. On the way to a comic con.

We get it. You're back is bad, and no one really lets you be who you want to be, which is certainly not an awesome pilot from a rad sci-fishow cancelled before its time. 

We know, flyers, that you just need some Serenity. Well too bad, it's expo weekend, enjoy hell.

Hello Frequent Flyers and welcome aboard our 50th Episode! We would like to take this time to thank all of you and to look back over our year of Flight School. What did we go back to watch, what show did we pass and then promptly forgot about, dooming it to the forgotten depths?

Come along for the flight, and you'll get the best seats in the house - after all, we already know you're first class.

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Hello Everyone and Welcome aboard our 49th Flight, Master of None.

Passengers aboard this flight may feel that the plane is full of screaming children. The idyllic dreams of parenthood have faded to the dull reality of ice cream all up and down the side of your jacket. Just...god...everywhere.

You may find our first class passengers are more comfortable, chillin like proverbial villains, hangin with some fine folks of their preferred partner type - while all you lot are sittin there like some schmucks covered just...oh my god you are covered in ice cream.

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Hello Frequent Flyers and Welcome Aboard our 48th Episode, Crazy Ex-Girlfriend.

 Passengers may notice a slight disruption in our planned route to your destination. We are taking a small detour as our pilot has received a text that the only person to ever make her feel like she had sparkles in her heart is currently in West Covina.

We thank our passengers for their patience, and have piped in some catchy tunes about getting ready in a sexy manner for future use.

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Hello Frequent Flyers and Welcome aboard our 47th episode, Garfunkel and Oates.

Passengers aboard this flight may notice a catchy tune being piped in over the intercom system. We will not be disabling it. We suggest you start enjoying the comedic musical stylings of two girls in L.A. just trying to make it big. 

Flyers, don't worry. This will be an audio only performance. And then you can do the Fade Away and ghost this flight all the way home.

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