Flight School

Hello Frequent Flyers and welcome aboard our super quirky magical flight, New Girl.

During this flight we try to address the big questions: what is the meaning of life, how will mankind continue to evolve in an increasingly technologically driven world, and how in the holy hell does Zooey Desh keep getting cast as the same damn human?

Folks if you pull out that carry-on from the beneath the seat in front of you, you'll find your clip-in fringe, square glasses, and an indomitable will to sing off key. 

I'm sorry folks. I had to pass on the curse. I had to pass it on. 

Whose that School? It's FLIGHT (on Facebook )
Meet Your Old Roomies on iTunes
Help Us Live in Really Nice Apartments With 4 Other People Contribution Page

Hello Frequent Flyers and Welcome Aboard our 45th Episode, Sex and the City. 

We would like to inform you on this flight that the Mile High Club is both awkward, uncomfortable, and not as fun as you imagine. Maybe you wanna drop those condoms like they're hot, but we cannot assure you that Mr. Big (A hotter younger Trump) will pick them up for you. This ain't no meet-cute, this is a drive-by-not-bad, and there's no white knight to take you away to Upper Manhattan. 

There'll Be Peace When You Are Done (on Facebook )
Lay Your Weary Head to Rest on iTunes
Don't You Cry No More! Contribution Page

Hello Frequent Flyers and Welcome Aboard our 44th Episode, Going Deep with David Rees.

Have you ever been stumped by the trivialities of life? Do you fail at the most basic of tasks? Well there's a reason, so study up and come on a fun-filled trip of learning about how to make the perfect ice cube!

Tell me you'll wear a hat though, would you? It might get cold. We worry.

Postulate Your Theory on Facebook
See What's Frozen in time on iTunes
Enhance our Studies on the Contribution Page

Hello Frequent Flyers and Welcome Aboard our 43rd Flight, The Shannara Chronicles.

 If you look out your windows on the left hand side you will see the ruins of humanity, lying in a lush and yet desolate wasteland, populated sparsely with Gnomes, Humans, Elves, and Druids. If you look out the right hand side you will see the oncoming demon apocalypse held back by a tree. 

Oh, look, the tree is bleeding. Great. That's good.

Will the world's most annoying hero unite with the quick-change artist of personality, a sheltered worldy ineffective princess? Sorry we only have two windows folks.

Bring your Bow to Facebook
Read the Chronicle of ages on iTunes
Prepare for the Ravening Horde on the Contribution Page

Hello Frequent Flyers and Welcome aboard our 42nd episode, The Office.

Passengers aboard this flight may notice that all of our safety pamphlets have been replaced with a step-by-step guide on how to survive bear attacks. We still urge passengers to pay close attention, as bear survival know-how is very important. You may also notice that your seat-buckle has been surrounded by a gelatinous mass - most likely strawberry. 

Finally we ask passengers to ignore the buffoon making awkward jokes and demanding hi-fives from you when you deplane. We don't know how he got on board. He doesn't even work here.

File that thought on Facebook
Find the Back Catalogue on iTunes
Take Care of Buisness on the Contribution Page

Hello Frequent Flyers and Welcome aboard our 41st episode, Bad Education.

 FF, I think we can all remember our favourite teachers from way back when. The ones who inspired you, made you enjoy that dry material known as Classic Literature. The ones who gave you a passion for learning.

Yeah, this show isn't about teachers like those. Unless your favourite teacher was a posh entitled wanker more likely to take a nap in the supply closet then show you linear algebra. 

Go back to School on Facebook
Do some Remedial Studying iTunes
Join the Class on the Contribution Page

Hello Frequent Flyers and welcome aboard our 40th Episode, Transparent.

Is there anything more complicated than family? Gender, Sexuality, Religion, all in some compressed microcosm of formative experiences and nostalgia.

And so maybe your Dad comes out as transgender. So maybe your older sister (married-with-kids oldest sister) takes up again with her old lady-flame.

Maybe the middle child has an intimacy issue with women his own age….for reasons. Or the youngest has a fling with some personal trainer dude in the park.

Isn’t that just family?

Start a Conversation on Facebook
See us clearly on iTunes
Become a part of the family on our Contribution Page

Hello Frequent Flyers and Welcome Aboard our 39th Episode, Jessica Jones.

Look kid, I don't know what you heard, but if it's about them Supers I don't know what to tell you. They're everywhere now. Jessica, she's a nobody. A PI, sure, but a super, in that apartment?

I guess I should start at the beginning. Or hell, start in the middle, the beginnings for schmucks. Hard drinking, tough talking gumshoe takes the one case that brings her back to days colder than the streets. This regular femme fatale was the one that got away, but one name keeps bringin her back - Kilgrave. 

Get a Clue Facebook
Another round? iTunes
Follow up on a lead on the Contribution Page

Hello Frequent Flyers and welcome to our 38th Episode, Flesh and Bone.

We're glad you all made the cut, but now you're going to have to work for it. Dance, Now, In the aisles! Grand Plie, Arabesque! Other Ballet things!

Now go seduce someone! Now bottle them! Quick on your feet, FF's, we've got a show to perform! ART!

Now have a really unsettling exchange with several people, and stare wide-eyed like you're trying to gaze in to the void, and dare it to gaze back.

And Bow.

Join the Dance Facebook
Learn the Steps on The Modern Superior
Commission an play on the Contribution Page

Good Morrow Frequent Flyers and welcome aboard our 37th Episode, Poldark.

As you land, a connecting stagecoach will take you to your next terminal. However, we warn you that said stagecoach might be full of gossiping busybodies discussing your fallen fortune as you return home from a war that you lost.

Don't take it too personally, after all, you were a scandal and a wastrel. Whose ex-girlfriend is engaged to your cousin, and whose farm and mines are in such disrepair that setting it all ablaze would be an improvement.  

I mean, how can you take it personally when your entire life went to hell in a handbasket?

Oh, and you're Cornish, so there's that.

Join the Wastrels on Facebook
Mine the Depths on iTunes
Aid your Cousin's failing fortune on the Contribution Page