Flight School

Hello Frequent Flyers and welcome aboard our 26th episode, Undeclared.

Folks, we'd like to greet all of our college-aged flyers today, and welcome them back to that month of learning, Learntember.

Are you ready to party? Get chicks? Meet the people who will be your life long compadres, who will totally hi-five you and talk your Dad out of ruining his marriage?

TCH'YA of Course you are. 

SO maybe you don't have everything figured out yet. No one does, so really, you're all in the same boat. Or plane as it were. With severely underqualified pilots.

Enjoy your flight!

Hello Frequent Flyers and Welcome Aboard our 25th Episode, Galavant.

Our in flight music today has been graciously provided by a down-on-his-luck Knight, a not-so-pure maiden, a Squire, a Princess with a fantastic memory, a King who just wants to get laid, and his loyal guardsman, who is 110% done with this shit.

If you're looking for sword fights, noble deeds, jesters and more....well you came to the wrong place - but hey, if you check it out, Ricky Gervais and Weird Al are in a few episodes!

And damn it if it isn't catchy...And no, you can't turn it off until we reach cruising altitude.


Sing along on our  Facebook.
Visit the Noble Lords and Ladies on The Modern Superior
Slay the dragon that is our backlog on iTunes 
Throw a mark of your favour, that we may wear it on the field of combat via the Contribution Page

Hello Frequent Flyers and welcome aboard our 24th Episode, UnReal.

Time to peek behind that Velvet Curtain Frequent Flyers. Let's break the fourth wall a little bit.

Romance? Manufactured. Chemistry, made up bullshit. Hey, keep an eye on our Villain we gotta starve her out so she acts appropriately terrible. 
HEY - Keep those cameras rolling, we got a show to do people.

Look, you want to know what it's like, having a big fancy reality tv show, or do you want to live in la-la-land where flowers fall from the sky and candles sprout around you like daisies and Unicorns ride around on rainbows? 

Wake up and smell the sponsors, we got shit to do.

LET'S MOVE IT PEOPLE

Meet Cold Reality on our  Facebook.
Catch up on old episodes on our iTunes page
Sponsor this show with words or more on the Contribution Page

Hello Frequent Flyers and welcome aboard our 23rd Episode, Mr. Robot.

This is your Captain Speaking. Folks, let's get real here.

Do you have a nagging feeling that your life is no longer in your own control? That the path you've chosen to follow seems more like some carefully constructed trap, and you fell for it? Ever wish you could just...fix things somehow? Maybe by...hacking?

Have you ever heard of (whisper) F Society? (/whisper)

Join us and find out who they are...but keep it on the downlow...I think we're being followed.

Look behind the Anon mask on our Facebook.
Are we real? Are we fake? Find out on our iTunes page
Find a collection of like minded people looking to take no Evil Corp on the Modern Superior
Leave a secret message on our Contribution Page

Hello Frequent Flyers and Welcome aboard our 22nd episode: The X-Files.

We would like to invite all of our passengers to turn to their neighbors, and ask them if their deep seated beliefs include life of the extraterrestrial variety. Now if you could ramp the sexual tension up, you provide the smoldering we'll provide the aliens. Look out the window! A saucer! 

Or flood lamps that the baggage crew didn't turn off. Same same.

You may not believe when you step aboard our flight, but by God you'll want to.

The Truth is out there on our Facebook.
Check out the alien warehouse on our iTunes page
 Have some cool alien factoids? Send us a message on our Contribution Page 

Hello Frequent Flyers, and welcome aboard our 21st Episode, CSI: Cyber.

Some of you may be aware that a plane is full of delicate instrument, each one perfectly tuned and necessary for the full operation of the aircraft. 

Now imagine if you will, that everything you loved was torn assunder and they filled the cockpit of the aircraft with the remnants of your now, patchwork life. But now the shades of who you were float about the aircraft, saying buzzwords like: The Dark Web, and Hacking, and Babies. 

And then your plane is filled with Spiders.

 Hack The Deep Web on our Facebook.

Surf the Interwebs to the Future on the Modern Superior

Pretend our iTunes page is a Netrunner data pack and GET THEM ALL

Want to sympathise with us? You can offer your condolences on our Contribution Page Monetarily or Verbally.

Hello Frequent Flyers and welcome aboard our 20th Episode, the Fresh Prince of Bel Air.

To all of our passengers, born and raised in Philadelphia, we'd like to remind them that chilling out, maxin, relaxin all cool is not prohibited in the first class cabin.  

We would also like to remind all passengers of the rare cab service provided to our rewards members. The cab service comes with a fresh license plate and fuzzy dice for your conveyance enjoyment. 

Long may his Royal Freshness Reign on our Facebook.
Pull up to our  iTunes page around 7 or 8

Looking at your Kingdom and wishing to share with ours? Visit the Contribution Page where you can tell it to us straight, Philly or Bel Aire style. 

Hello Frequent Flyers and welcome aboard our Nineteenth flight, Mozart in the Jungle. 

We ask all passengers to remove their headsets before take off, and instead enjoy the musical stylings of an Oboist who knows how to TURN UP. 

Incidentally there will a massive party where there will be a wood-wind-off, and you may find that and our previous pilot has been replaced with a newer hotter pilot who likes giving away flowers.

This flight will not, incidentally, be for our younger flyers.

Flaut(!) your knowledge on our Facebook.
Play it again on our  iTunes page?
And conduct yourself accordingly on our Contribution Page where you can tell us what you think with words or scrills.

Or find another podcast that fits your tune over at the Modern Superior

Hello Frequent Flyers and welcome aboard our eighteenth episode, Gravity Falls. 

You may find as we reach crusing altitude, and you peer out your window, that you may see a monster on the wing of the aircraft. This monster is 100% real and you should have read about it in your handy yet mysterious journal. 

For all siblings aboard the aircraft, we suggest you stick together, because growing up is tough, and sharing an armrest may be even tougher.

Also, avoid the gnomes, maybe?

Did you find a mysterious journal in a hollow tree in the woods? Tell us all about it on our Facebook Page

Yeti, Bigfoot, Bighand? Or is it...THE MODERN SUPERIOR? 

Is it an eyeball bat? A weird sentient triangle...or is it our iTunes page? 

Spotted some mysteries of your own, drop a line or a dollar at the Contribution Page.

Hello Frequent Flyers and welcome to our 17th flight, Sense8.

In just a few moment's we will be bringing around the Duty free cart, where you can purchase such things as a horricially named: 'birth', which connects you and 8 strangers through some weird sci-fi means we haven't worked out.

We are also carrying a variety pack, where people of colour exist and get storylines. 

We only accept major credit cards, and of course, your baffled exhiliartion.