at least one Wookiee), possibly because Carrie Fisher was there

receiving the Outstanding Lifetime Achievement Award in Cultural

Humanism. We were there too, to cheer for our Princess, although

our view was somewhat obstructed by a giant bird. (This was not a

problem. We like giant birds.) And speaking of birds, did a chicken

recently visit the White House, in the name of science? Find out in

another ridiculous "Chickens in the News" segment. Also: National

Two Different Colored Shoes Day is this week! But Kornflake,

Doornail, and Tom Hanks started celebrating decades ago.