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  • 065 | Ninja Swords, Karate Practice, & the Skunk Ape (Feat. Eduardo Sanchez)

    On this episode of Florida is Sinking…





    We talk with writer/director/filmmaker and fellow UCF alum, the great Eduardo Sanchez (@Sanchezonthemic). In the news, a Florida man uses a ninja sword to seek justice over stolen socks while another practices his karate on some geese. Plus we answer your questions and read 5-star reviews.









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    1 hr 15 min
  • 064 | Florida Man vs. Hooters, A Bullying Goose, and Cocaine Blowing in the Wind
    A Florida Man sues Hooters but forgot about the existence of surveillance cameras,
    the Danger Index reaches our own backyard as a bully goose is terrorizing DeBary,
    and a Florida Woman tells cops the wind blew that cocaine into her purse … suuuuuure.

    News
    – St. Pete Man Gets Drunk, Falls off his Bike, Hits guy at Hospital with Folding Chair
    – Man asks about stealing beer before stealing beer
    – FL Man incriminates himself in an attempt to exonerate himself
    – Angry Goose on the Loose
    – Man sues Hooters, surveillance footage foils his plan
    – FL Woman blames windy day for cocaine in her purse 

    Sports


    Magic season done, Frank Vogel fired. 
    Solar Bears go for the Kelly Cup.
    Orlando City is doing well, fingers crossed.
    The Ole Ball-coach, Steve Spurrier to coach Orlando’s team in AAF.

    Marlins Man takes on Derek Jeter.

    Jack E. Davis wins Pulitzer for The Gulf: The Making of an American Sea.
     

    This Week in FL History:1896 April 15: The Florida East Coast Railway, controlled by Henry Flagler, becomes the first railroad to arrive in Miami.


    Happy Florida Birthday: Derek Brooks – April 18, 1973 in Pensacola, Florida




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    1 hr 7 min
  • 063 | LSD Showers, Spaghetti Sauce Revenge, & Ponce De Leon
    On this episode of Florida is Sinking…

    Two Florida men try to burn down their ex-lover’s house with spaghetti sauce, a Florida woman marries a tree, and we have a very important “This Week in FL History.”

    Plus, Brent & Jeremy gloat about their championship kickball team, rank their favorite Zebrahead albums, and cast David Spade’s next summer blockbuster.



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    1 hr 10 min
  • Sour Grapes – Episode 4: The Day of Reckoning
    Red grapes or green grapes? That’s how this whole debacle started.


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    4 min
  • 062 | Florida Mascot March Madness
    On this episode of Florida is Sinking…

    The Canadian Air Force practically commits an act of war on Miami, a scantily clad florida woman rides a horse into a club, and we put together a March Madness bracket with all the Florida Sports mascots and then whittled it down to a winner.

    Plus your tweets, emails and questions.



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    1 hr 15 min
  • Sour Grapes – Episode 3: The Diversion
    Red grapes or green grapes? That’s how this whole debacle started.


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  • 061 | Florida Man Goes On The Attack… With Hot Dogs (Feat. KJ the Intern)
    On this episode of Florida is Sinking…

    A Florida man attacks a store clerk with hot dogs while another lights his neighbor’s Corvette on fire. Plus, our kickball team, the Missile Toes, almost gets into a bench clearing brawl because, well, Florida.


    This episode of Florida is Sinking… is brought to you by ThatsSoFL.com
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    1 hr 14 min
  • Sour Grapes – Episode 2: Loss of Innocence
    Red grapes or green grapes? That’s how this whole debacle started.

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    5 min
  • 060 | Flushing Hamsters Down Toilets, A Florida Love Story
    On this episode of Florida is Sinking…

    A Florida woman flushes her hamster down a toilet so she can make her flight, a Florida man tries to jump from a plane while it’s over the pacific ocean, and a Florida woman gets mad at her mom for buying weed from her ex-boyfriend.

     Plus the danger index is on the rise like Disney’s ticket prices.


    * Panhandle fights against Daylight Saving… “We do not like Tallahassee telling us what time it is”
    * California could pass FL as the nation’s leading orange grower
    * Disney increased their prices… again
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    Lakeland Man gets 7 years for putting lye in Yum Yum sauce

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    Somebody found the stolen Honda minivan with the fresh corpse inside

    * FL woman said airline told her to flush hamster down bathroom toilet
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    Mother daughter fight over pot and an ex-bf ends in gunfire

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    Florida man pleads guilty to instigating brawl, hitting passenger with wine bottle during flight


    DANGER INDEX:




    * Portuguese man-of-war have stung hundreds at South Fla beaches
    * Orlando in the top 20 Murder Capitals of America (neighborhood scout)
    * Florida man’s apple air-pod exploded
    * Alligator hid under SUV in Winn-Dixie parking lot
    * Brain-eating worm found in FL man’s eye




    Heroic Floridians:


    * FL store clerk sees woman mouth, “help” calls police
    * Child rescued after getting stuck inside arcade claw machine




    This Week in FL History:


    * 1962 February 20: John Glenn orbits the Earth three times with Friendship 7.



    * 1888 February 22: President Cleveland’s visits Florida for the Subtropical Exposition which was held in Jacksonville,
    1 hr 18 min

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