Florida is Sinking...

On this episode of Florida is Sinking… Both the Magic and the Lightning made quick playoff exits, but Brent & Jeremy’s kickball team, the Missile Toes, did not follow suit. Instead, they won their league championship for the second consecutive year (not to brag), adding to the long list of awards this podcast has received.

NEWS

Easter Bunny brawler is Pasco man and fugitive from New Jersey with violent pasthttps://www.tampabay.com/florida/2019/04/23/easter-bunny-brawler-is-pasco-man-and-fugitive-from-new-jersey-with-violent-past/

Florida Man arrested minutes after being released from jail for breaking into cars in the jails parking lothttps://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/minutes-after-being-released-from-jail-a-florida-man-was-arrested-in-the-jails-parking-lot-for-breaking-into-cars/ar-BBVFxzn?ocid=sf

Drunk, shirtless Florida man arrested after shoveling spaghetti in his mouth at Olive Garden https://www.nbc-2.com/story/40269528/drunk-shirtless-florida-man-arrested-after-shoveling-spaghetti-in-his-mouth-at-olive-garden

Florida man threatens to destroy everyone with army of turtleshttps://www.clickorlando.com/news/florida-man-threatens-to-destroy-everyone-with-army-of-turtles-police-say?__vfz=medium%3Dsharebar

Florida Man Buys $8 Million Island One Week, Steals $300 From Kmart The Nexthttps://www.huffpost.com/entry/andrew-lippi-kmart-theft_n_5cace109e4b0e833aa31edbe?ncid=engmodushpmg00000003

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On this episode of Florida is Sinking… While exploring the news, we discover the machete has become Florida Man’s weapon of choice. Jeremy breaks down the 2019 Hurricane names, and we answer your important questions like, “Where do you put your groceries, truck or back seat?”

All this and more…

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A Florida man fakes an entire trial to propose to his lawyer girl, some inmates break into a car to save a child, and a couple guys hide their coke in Lunchables boxes. Plus we talk way too much about Deltona, morning alarm etiquette, and food related assaults. Finally, we get a question that very well may be the end of this show. Only time will tell. Enjoy (or don’t)!!!

NEWS

Florida Man stages fake DUI trial to propose to his girlfriendhttps://jezebel.com/florida-man-stages-fake-dui-trial-to-propose-to-his-gir-1832712767

Florida Man throws a slice of pizza at his mother during argument, deputies say. **Second Florida Man Pizza attack in recent memory on the show**https://www.wtsp.com/mobile/article/news/crime/florida-man-throws-pizza-slice-at-his-mom-during-argument-deputies-say/67-01e8e6f4-f109-4cad-a6a5-6360cd59e343

Florida Man captures video of a gator eating a python in the Evergladeshttp://www.fox35orlando.com/fast-five/gator-eats-python-in-florida-everglades

Florida Man claiming to be an “Agent of God” caught carrying rattlesnake in Jacksonville Beachhttp://jacksonville.com/news/20190218/florida-man-claiming-to-be-an-agent-of-god-caught-carrying-rattlesnake-in-jacksonville-beach

Florida Man vs. Coyote, Round 3. “I smashed him”https://www.counton2.com/news/national-news/-i-smashed-him-florida-man-fights-coyote/1797026197

Florida Man arrested with cocaine-stuffed Lunchableshttps://thetakeout.com/florida-man-arrested-cocaine-lunchables-1832791900

22ft Farmers now greet you on I-4 in Plant Cityhttp://www.fox13news.com/news/local-news/farmer-cutouts-turn-heads-in-plant-city?fbclid=IwAR3AJPBDLq14lEumUx2TPgPHvQHWf_4YfjDkBtoj4FvjHh4wtTt9Pgt0hac

Brent & Jeremy were in attendance as two Sinkers got married.

NEWS this episode:

Florida Man arrested and spends 41 days in jail for heroin……but it was actually laundry detergenthttps://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article225235460.html

Florida Man robs Gainesville restaurant at finger pointhttps://www.gainesville.com/news/20190129/gpd-man-robs-gainesville-restaurant-at-finger-point

Danger Index- Man kicks rabid coyote after confrontation outside Central Florida resorthttps://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/Man-Kicks-Rabid-Coyote-After-Confrontation-Outside-Central-Florida-Resort-505128421.html

Florida Man thought he’d do donuts on an airport runway.  Police weren’t amusedhttps://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article225336285.html

Mystery tunnel found pointing towards South Florida bank branchhttp://www.tampabay.com/newsletters/news-at-noon/mystery-tunnel-found-pointing-toward-south-florida-bank-branch-20190131/

Florida Man dances through DUI field sobriety testhttps://abc13.com/epic-fail-man-busts-a-move-during-sobriety-test/5129466/

Fans petition for Pitbull to play halftime show for Superbowl 54, being held in Miami in 2020https://www.miaminewtimes.com/news/fans-petition-for-pitbull-to-play-halftime-show-for-2020-super-bowl-liv-in-miami-11074430

Florida Woman poses for maternity photos with baby gatorhttps://www.wctv.tv/content/news/Florida-woman-poses-for-maternity-photos-with-baby-gator-505579651.html

Universal Studios reveals new butt naked troll character that shoots glitter out of it’s rearhttps://www.tampabay.com/florida/2019/02/07/universals-butt-naked-troll-character-shoots-glitter-out-its-rear/

Man with suspended license arrested after alerting police while dragging a cowbell attached to his trailer hitch down the street (the real story is his mug shot…..WHAT IS GOING ON?) https://www.wfla.com/news/polk-county/loud-cowbell-attached-to-trailer-hitch-leads-to-mans-arrest-in-polk-county/177354206

Plus we answer your questions,

The weather hasn’t been great here in the Sunshine state, but it sure beats the weather in Minnesota.

Jacksonville man claims KFC worker hit him in the face with box of chickenhttps://www.actionnewsjax.com/news/local/jacksonville-man-claims-kfc-worker-hit-him-in-the-face-with-box-of-chicken/904946879

🔺Danger Index🔺 Florida woman attacked by ‘aggressive’ otter says ‘severe bites’ left her temporarily unable to walkhttps://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-woman-attacked-by-aggressive-otter-is-temporarily-unable-to-walk-she-says

Florida man charged after eating patrol car’s seathttp://www.fox5atlanta.com/facebook-instant/florida-man-charged-after-eating-patrol-car-s-seat

Florida man, woman run over by patrol car while lying in road to watch eclipsehttp://www.mysuncoast.com/2019/01/21/florida-man-woman-run-over-by-patrol-car-while-lying-road-watch-eclipse/Man finds ‘authentic WWII hand grenade’ while magnet fishing in Florida: policehttps://fxn.ws/2FN5T0MFlorida man thought he stole opioids, took laxatives insteadhttps://kutv.com/news/offbeat/florida-man-thought-he-stole-opioids-took-laxatives-instead?fbclid=IwAR2HZN41HPHju3VLEM3_rH2ixNnMBEhDoeLIeyeNBcBZNIq6SSvEvSL0mCU

On this episode of Florida is Sinking…

Jeremy and Brent discuss how Brent fared running the Walt Disney World Marathon.

Lots of Florida men are burning their houses down.

A time traveling Florida man crashes his car into a building.

A mugger attacks a senior citizen, who was a kickboxing champion.

Plus your questions and more…

We had Intern Jason and KJ the Intern on the back porch to battle it out for intern supremacy. Plus a Florida man tries to buy McDonald’s with weed, a Florida woman pulls a knife on a man who complained about her fart, and we finally get to the bottom of how to pronounce the word macaque.

The Danger Index is at an all time high (again) as monkeys are taking over the state. The well respected and totally still relevant journal, National Geographic, has written a huge expose on the rhesus macaques monkeys that carry diseases and whose population is exploding. James Franco was right. We should’ve listened.

On this part 1 episode of Florida is Sinking…

A Florida man dressed up as a woman to use a stolen credit card to buy a dog (and we write the script for the movie).  A Florida woman steals and frees a lobster from Red Lobster in defiant protest, and a 73-year-old meth head asks her doctor to test the purity of her drugs.

All this and more. Enjoy… or don’t.

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