Florida Men

Hey everybody, it's Joel.

I wanted to thank you all for listening to Florida Men, and let you know that I have a new podcast called Florida Man News. It's on the Florida Podcast Network and you can find it in your favorite podcast app. It's a bit different format from Florida Men, but it's the same crazy Florida Man and Florida Woman stories.

Episode 1 of Florida Man News releases Friday, April 22nd, but I've got a preview for you now. To hear more, just search for Florida Man News in your podcast app and follow or subscribe now so you get the first episode right away.

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In Episode 162 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Woman was attacked by a pack of wild dogs, but that wasn’t the deadliest thing that happened to her, Florida Man likes pet birds almost as much as Joel does, Florida Woman proves Joel’s theory about bad pizza still being good TOTALLY WRONG, and Florida Man is running around naked again. Or still. Who the hell can tell?

This Episode's Florida Men and Women:
• Isaiah Velez
• Jackie Ronco
• Debbie Beaulieu
• Charles Entertainment Cheese
• Zacharie Nelson
• Thomas Morgan
• Patricia Lowe
• Michael Torres

News Sources:

Naked Florida Man Bites Elderly Neighbor's Ear, Tries To Stab Him With Broken Glass
https://www.fox13news.com/news/deputies-naked-man-bites-elderly-neighbors-ear-tries-to-stab-him-with-broken-glass

Florida Woman Scammed $180K Out of Elderly Woman Who Thought The Scammer Was Psychic
https://www.news4jax.com/news/local/2020/05/20/st-augustine-medium-charged-with-exploiting-elderly-woman/

Florida Woman Mauled By Pack Of Dogs, Then Contracts Coronavirus In Rehab
https://nypost.com/2020/05/22/woman-mauled-by-pack-of-dogs-contracts-coronavirus-in-rehab/

Florida Woman Orders Pizza from “Pasqually’s” on GrubHub, Receives “Pizza” From Chuck E. Cheese
https://www.tampabay.com/opinion/2020/05/19/i-ordered-pizza-from-pasquallys-which-is-chuck-e-cheese-in-disguise/

Florida Man Hit His Girlfriend When She Suggested They Go To A Swingers Club
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/swingers-battery-519203

Florida Man Shoots And Kills Pet Bird... Perched On His Sister’s Shoulder
https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2020/05/18/florida-man-kills-pet-bird-perched-on-sisters-shoulder-holds-gun-to-her-head-deputies-say/

Florida Woman Arrested For Battery After Grabbing Deputy's Genitals
https://weartv.com/news/local/pensacola-woman-arrested-for-battery-after-grabbing-deputys-genitals

Patreon Exclusive Story: Florida Treasure Hunter Says He Was Tricked By Con Man Claiming To Be A War Hero Scientist
https://www.tampabay.com/arts-entertainment/2020/05/19/florida-treasure-hunter-says-he-was-tricked-by-con-man-claiming-to-be-a-war-hero-scientist/


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In Episode 160 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Man tries to enforce politeness at a liquor store, Florida Man overreacts to a spammy email, Florida Woman calls 911 about a lack of social distancing but refuses to distance herself, and a couple of Florida Men are starving for attention, so they whip out their sausages.

This Episode's Florida Men and Women:
• Audra Adams
• Robert Sagall
• Jennifer Kilpatrick
• Thomas Reece
• Sebastian Morris
• Carter Hess
• Jousua Echezarreta
• Justin Mosser
• Teddy Wilchere Worrell

News Sources:

Florida Woman Who Tried To Kiss Strangers Calls 911 About Lack Of Social Distancing
https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2020/05/15/florida-woman-who-tried-to-kiss-strangers-calls-911-about-lack-of-social-distancing-police-say/

Florida Man Attacks Shopper Who Didn’t Thank Him For Holding Open Door To Lakeland Liquor Store
https://www.wfla.com/news/polk-county/video-man-attacks-victim-who-didnt-thank-him-for-holding-open-door-to-lakeland-liquor-store-deputies-say/

Florida Man Threatened Realtor Who Emailed Him About COVID-19
https://bocanewsnow.com/2020/05/16/delray-realtor-admits-to-buying-email-list-blasting-covid-19-information/

Florida Man In Domestic Poultry Pelting
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/poultry-battery-238467

Florida Divers Find Prosthetic Leg In Ocean Off Panama City Beach
https://www.nwfdailynews.com/news/20200511/divers-find-prosthetic-leg-in-st-andrews-state-park

Florida Man Exposes Himself To Woman Drinking Her Coffee On Her Porch At Naples Condominium
https://www.fox4now.com/news/local-news/suspect-exposes-himself-to-woman-drinking-her-coffee-on-her-porch-at-naples-condominium

Florida Man Accused Of Exposing Himself Claims He Needed To Air Out
https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2020/05/18/florida-man-accused-of-exposing-himself-claims-he-needed-to-air-out-deputies-say/

Patreon Exclusive Story: Dog Walking Turns Into Armed Confrontation In PSL
https://www.tcpalm.com/story/news/crime/st-lucie-county/2020/05/07/police-dog-walking-turns-into-armed-confrontation-port-st-lucie/3089082001/

Duck Joel and Broke Dick Duck Phil:
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In Episode 159 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Man really loves his gators…on the grill and on the gridiron, Florida Man is a ninja coming at you, Florida Woman ain’t got time for this bullshit, and Florida Man proves why there should be a driving test every year for senior citizens.

Join us at the True Crime Podcast Festival on July 11-12, 2020 at the Loews Hotel in downtown Kansas City, MO. Use our exclusive link TrueCrimePodcastFestival.com/FLORIDA and use coupon code FLORIDA to receive 10% OFF the regular ticket price. http://truecrimepodcastfestival.com/FLORIDA

This Episode's Florida Men and Women:
• Robert Hartsock
• Stephanie Wright
• Timothy Gilb
• James Ellison
• Robin Hamilton
• Zantana Shantay Cannon
• Some Old Dude Who Shouldn’t Be Driving
• Carole Harwood
• William Nash

News Sources:

Florida Man Arrested After Attack With Homemade Ninja Star
https://weartv.com/news/local/report-man-stabbed-with-homemade-throwing-star-during-downtown-pensacola-fight

Florida Woman, Busted After Allowing Her Boobs To Break Quarantine
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/florida/garage-exposure-collar-625819

One Florida Man Finds Another Florida Man Naked in his Pool Cage
https://www.news-journalonline.com/news/20200505/deputies-deltona-resident-finds-naked-man-in-pool-enclosure

Florida Man Steals Gator Meat, ID’d by ‘Gators’ License Plate
https://www.news-journalonline.com/news/20200506/florida-man-steals-gator-meat-idrsquod-by-rsquogatorsrsquo-license-plate-police-say

Florida Woman Charged With Setting Fire To Home Over Missing Towel
https://www.clickorlando.com/news/florida/2020/05/12/florida-woman-charged-with-setting-fire-to-home-over-missing-towel/

Florida Woman Emptied Wine Bottle Inside Car; Told Deputy To Just Put Me In Handcuffs”
https://www.wcjb.com/content/news/MCSO-Woman-emptied-wine-bottle-inside-car-told-deputy-to-just-put-me-in-handcuffs-570273491.html

Florida Man Backs Up His Cadillac Onto Two Parked Cars In Bank Parking Lot
https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/citrus-county-driver-accidentally-reverses-onto-two-parked-cars

Patreon Exclusive Story: Florida Man & Woman Arrested For Shooting Flare Gun At Process Servers
https://www.nbc-2.com/story/42110402/florida-man-and-woman-arrested-for-shooting-flare-gun-at-two-people-that-were-serving-legal-papers

VIDEO:Entire beach towel removed from python's mouth
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158 - Listener Quickie: Kinder Keisterer
In Episode 158 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, we discuss the differences between US Kinder Joy and the proper Kinder Egg that can be found in the rest of the world. Also, a brit shoved one up his bum. Thanks to Allison for submitting this story.

Promotions:
Join us at the True Crime Podcast Festival on July 11-12, 2020 at the Loews Hotel in downtown Kansas City, MO. Use our exclusive link TrueCrimePodcastFestival.com/FLORIDA and use coupon code FLORIDA to receive 10% OFF the regular ticket price.
http://truecrimepodcastfestival.com/florida

This Episode's "Florida" Man:
• Zachary Bowler
• Boris Johnson

News Sources:

Prisoner Who Horrified Boris Johnson After Stuffing A Drug-Filled Kinder Egg Up His Own Bum Gets Longer Sentence
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/11494812/kinder-egg-drugs-prisoner-longer-sentence/

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In Episode 157 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Man wants his roommate to suck the worm out, Florida Man finds his own private island is a small world after all, Florida Man dialed the wrong number for UberEats, and Florida Man does the right thing and wins a Big Gulp.

Join us at the True Crime Podcast Festival on July 11-12, 2020 at the Loews Hotel in downtown Kansas City, MO. Use our exclusive link TrueCrimePodcastFestival.com/FLORIDA and use coupon code FLORIDA to receive 10% OFF the regular ticket price. http://truecrimepodcastfestival.com/FLORIDA

This Episode's Florida Men and Women:
• Joseph Dolash
• Richard McGuire
• Getro Gelin
• Michael James Gables
• Christopher Canfora
• Kelly Gaffney
• Hein C. Le
• James Stratford
• Russell Mir
• Jean Ocasio-Trevino


News Sources:

Florida Man Stabs Roommate In Attempt To Release Satan From His Blood
https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2020/05/01/satan-is-still-in-me-florida-man-stabs-roommate-in-attempt-to-release-satan-turns-knife-on-himself/

Florida Man Arrested For Trying To Quarantine On Private Island In Disney World
https://www.fox13news.com/news/man-arrested-for-trying-to-quarantine-on-private-disney-world-island

Florida Man Tried To Pin Weapons Rap On "John Wick"
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/assault/john-wick-case-234069

Florida Man Arrested After Asking Deputies For Booze And Ice Cream
https://www.nbc-2.com/story/42063781/florida-man-arrested-after-asking-deputies-to-return-with-booze-and-ice-cream

Florida Man Avoided Friend For A Year After Pawning His $60,000 Jaguar
https://www.tampabay.com/news/crime/2020/05/04/st-pete-man-avoided-friend-for-a-year-after-pawning-his-60000-jaguar-police-say/

Florida Man Faces 20 Years For Possession Of Counterfeit $100 Bills
https://41nbc.com/2020/05/01/man-faces-20-years-possession-counterfeit-100-bills/

Florida Man Returns $20k After Customer Loses Cash
https://www.wptv.com/news/region-c-palm-beach-county/riviera-beach/riviera-beach-man-helps-return-20-000-after-customer-loses-cash

Patreon Exclusive Story: Florida Man Takes Upskirt Photos Of Woman At Gas Station, Is Caught By Investigator
https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2020/04/29/florida-man-takes-upskirt-photos-of-woman-at-gas-station-is-caught-by-investigator-nearby-deputies-say/

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In Episode 156 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, a pizza delivery "boy" gets a salami pie to the face courtesy of a disgruntled customer. Thanks to CONATH for submitting his story from Germany!

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http://truecrimepodcastfestival.com/florida

This Episode's "Florida" Man:
• Frau Karen

News Sources:

Falschen Belag geliefert: Frau bewirft Boten mit Pizza (Wrong Topping Delivered: Woman Throws Pizza At Delivery Boy)
https://www.blick.ch/news/ausland/kuriose-polizeimeldung-deutsche-bewirft-boten-mit-pizza-weil-er-falschen-belag-liefert-id15869908.html

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In Episode 155 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Woman starts a new loss prevention initiative at Walgreens, Florida woman survived nine days in a ravine, living in a house on a golf course wasn’t nearly close enough for a Florida Man golfer, and Florida Man showed another Florida Man some brotherly love.

Join us at the True Crime Podcast Festival on July 11-12, 2020 at the Loews Hotel in downtown Kansas City, MO. Use our exclusive link TrueCrimePodcastFestival.com/FLORIDA and use coupon code FLORIDA to receive 10% OFF the regular ticket price. http://truecrimepodcastfestival.com/FLORIDA

This Episode's Florida Men and Women:
• Taliseya McGee
• Scott Jones
• Burnice Lee S. Mikell
• Daniel Uhlfelder
• Diane McInnis
• John McGarry
• Robert Kovner

News Sources:

Florida Woman Said She Stole Percocet And Xanax From Her Store So The Store Wouldn’t Be Robbed
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article242313756.html

Florida Girl Put 'Help! Get Me Out Of Here' Sign On Window Because She Was Struggling With Homework
https://www.fox13news.com/news/florida-girl-put-help-get-me-out-of-here-sign-on-window-because-she-was-struggling-with-homework

Florida Man Builds Backyard Golf Course
https://www.fox23.com/news/trending/florida-man-builds-backyard-golf-course/CYCKJUWTQ5DIRATNZMHD33MEDQ/

Florida Man Punched Food Donor At Distribution Event
https://www.local10.com/news/local/2020/04/23/opa-locka-pastor-accused-of-punching-man-who-brought-food-donations-for-people-in-need/

Florida Lawyer Will Dress as Grim Reaper to Protest Beach Reopenings
https://www.miaminewtimes.com/news/florida-lawyer-will-dress-as-grim-reaper-to-protest-open-beaches-11627565

75-Year-Old Florida Woman Found Alive In Ravine 9 Days After Going Missing
https://www.wogx.com/news/75-year-old-florida-woman-found-alive-in-ravine-9-days-after-going-missing

Idaho Man Drove On Closed Florida Beach ‘Out Of Boredom’
https://www.tampabay.com/news/clearwater/2020/04/25/he-drove-on-sand-key-beach-out-of-boredom-now-hes-been-arrested/

Patreon Exclusive Story: Florida Man arrested after threat of mass shooting at Publix because 'not enough people' wearing masks
https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/florida-man-arrested-for-threatening-mass-shooting-at-publix-because-not-enough-people-wearing-masks

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In Episode 154 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Man gets REALLY casual when working from home, Florida Man can’t tell the difference between Chipotle and Citibank, quarantine is making Florida Man narc on his neighbors, and Florida Man tries to scare off the cops with a pen and paper.

Join us at the True Crime Podcast Festival on July 11-12, 2020 at the Loews Hotel in downtown Kansas City, MO. Use our exclusive link TrueCrimePodcastFestival.com/FLORIDA and use coupon code FLORIDA to receive 10% OFF the regular ticket price. http://truecrimepodcastfestival.com/FLORIDA

This Episode's Florida Men:
• Alfredo Lopez Chaj
• Martin Lopez Chaj
• Judge Dennis Bailey
• Douglas Francisco
• Brian Wood
• Alfred Constant Mathieu
• Joshua Price
• Galen Trent Wood

News Sources:

Two Florida Men Charged With DUI At Same Time, For Driving The Same Vehicle
https://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/20200417/only-in-florida-two-jupiter-men-charged-with-dui-at-same-time-driving-same-suv

Florida Man Shows Up Shirtless to Court Hearing Via Zoom
https://www.zdnet.com/article/florida-lawyers-forget-to-wear-shirts-for-virtual-court-hearings/

Stay-at-Home Order Turns Florida Man Into A Rat
https://www.tampabay.com/news/health/2020/04/07/coronavirus-has-people-calling-the-police-and-shaming-neighbors-on-social-media/

Florida Man Arrested for DUI After Ordering A Burrito At A Bank Drive-Thru
https://www.abcactionnews.com/news/region-citrus-hernando/florida-man-arrested-for-dui-after-mistaking-bank-drive-thru-for-taco-bell

Florida Man Selling Protective Masks Made Using Burmese Python Skin
https://miami.cbslocal.com/2020/04/20/only-in-florida-facial-masks-burmese-python-skin/

Florida Man Arrested for DUI After Driving Golf Cart On Highway
https://www.villages-news.com/2020/04/17/villages-resident-arrested-after-driving-golf-cart-on-u-s-hwy-27-441/

Florida Man Tried To Use Fake ‘COVID-19’ Sign to Avoid Arrest
https://www.wowktv.com/news/u-s-world/florida-man-tried-to-use-fake-covid-19-sign-to-dodge-arrest-sheriff-says/

Patreon Exclusive Story: Tabletop Gaming Store Owner Arrested For Violating Lockdown Order
https://www.tampabay.com/news/health/2020/04/16/tabletop-gaming-store-owner-arrested-for-violating-lockdown-order-pinellas-deputies-say/

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In Episode 153 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Listener Mia sent us a story about—in her words—an amorously tweeked out Pennsylvania meth head drunkard.

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Join us at the True Crime Podcast Festival on July 11-12, 2020 at the Loews Hotel in downtown Kansas City, MO. Use our exclusive link TrueCrimePodcastFestival.com/FLORIDA and use coupon code FLORIDA to receive 10% OFF the regular ticket price.
http://truecrimepodcastfestival.com/florida

This Episode's "Florida" Man:
• Michael Alan Shaffer

News Sources:
Troopers Arrest Intoxicated Man Who Tried To Kiss Them
https://www.wearecentralpa.com/news/local-news/troopers-charge-intoxicated-man-who-tried-to-kiss-them/


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