Florida Men

Florida Man tries to force KFC employee to reopen restaurant at gunpoint.
Florida Man accused of stabbing roommate, went to Waffle House then called 911.
Florida Woman high on meth ran around naked in park because she believed giant spider was on her.
Florida Woman free on bond after golf cart DUI asks judge for permission to take cruise.

Florida Man Illegally Dumped 10,000 Gallons of Used Cooking Oil.
Florida Woman Fleeing Police Gets Corralled By Cows.
Florida Man shot in buttocks over online political argument.
Florida man can’t remember carrying an alligator into a liquor store.

Florida man accused of causing separate hit-and-run crashes minutes apart.
Florida Woman arrested at Walmart, then hid a crack pipe and drugs in her vagina,
Florida man shocked while attempting parkour on power pole.
Florida Man dumps bucket of human waste inside 7-Eleven after being kicked out.

Florida Man arrested after firing shots out of his car’s sunroof on a Clearwater bridge.
Florida Man Stole IDs of a Miami Dolphin, a Tennis Pro and a Backstreet Boy.
Florida Man Wielding Live Gator Chases People in Convenience Store.
Florida Man Caught Trying to Steal Ice Cream Truck.

FOLLOW-UP: Florida Woman Whose Monkey Bit Home Depot Worker in Custody After Fleeing State.
Florida Man Caught Huffing at Walmart, had Seven Cans Around Him.
Florida Man Posed as Housewife and Filmed Himself Having Sex With Men.
Florida Man Sets Apartment Fire Because Manager Told Him To Stop Masturbating.

In Episode 11 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, a property line dispute results in a tractor attack, you’re not drinking & driving if you drink at the stoplights, He’s not going to stab me, he ain’t got no arms…OW! He stabbed me!, and no matter how annoying those minions are, you can’t beat them up.

This Episode's Florida Men and Women:
• Howell Morris
• Earle Stevens Jr.
• Jonathan Crenshaw
• Ryan C. Nihart

News Sources:

Florida Man Attacks Neighbor with Tractor
https://www.news4jax.com/news/florida/st-johns-county/cellphone-video-911-calls-released-in-tractor-attack

Florida Man Thinks He Found a Loophole in DUI Laws
https://www.tcpalm.com/story/news/blogs/off-the-beat/2018/07/10/man-wasnt-drinking-while-driving-just-stop-signs/742561002/

Florida Man Without Arms Stabs Tourist
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/crime/article214692415.html

Florida Man Attacks Florida Man Wearing Minion Costume
http://www.spectrumlocalnews.com/nys/central-ny/news/2018/07/11/florida-man-charged-after-attack-on-man-in-minion-costume


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In Episode 10 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, that’s not the way you pick up boys at the beach, wait there’s **TWO** Melbournes?, Activate Beast Mode, and that’s why they call it the poop deck.

This Episode's Florida Men and Women:
• Thomas Nirdlinger
• Rachelle Marie Tocco
• Damian Simms

News Sources:

Florida Woman Tries to Abduct 2 Children From Park, Punches Pregnant Mom
https://www.clickorlando.com/news/ill-just-take-your-kid-then-woman-accused-of-trying-to-kidnap-children-from-park

Florida Man was terror troll who targeted Australia
https://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/law-order/us-terror-troll-who-targeted-melbourne-jailed-for-a-decade/news-story/473a77c3ff9dcffc206296da662c271c

Florida Man gouges eyes of armed home intruder, then calls himself ‘The Beast’
https://www.nbc4i.com/news/national/florida-man-calling-himself-the-beast-gouges-eyes-of-armed-home-intruder/1290489849

Florida Man stole tools, then left an unpleasant surprise for his boss
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/community/florida-keys/article213846389.html


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In Episode 9 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, it was the 4th of July, so…Fireworks, and this is Florida, so that means Fireworks related injuries, if you forgot to buy fireworks, just shoot a gun into the air. what could go wrong?, and a Florida Man goes limp and finds out he enjoyed it.

This Episode's Florida Men and Women:
• Ryan Dobard
• Scott Deel
• Rudolph Grant

News Sources:

Florida Man has to be told ‘drinking + holding a mortar tube = bad idea’
http://www.wesh.com/article/video-warns-against-drinking-shooting-mortars/22062531

Florida Man suffers ‘partial amputation’ in fireworks blunder
https://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/florida-man-loses-part-hand-fireworks-accident/JeexcvmViPP1leUv8FgPgN/

Florida Man loses fingers, eyebrows, and hearing in “modified fireworks” mishap
https://www.clickorlando.com/news/brevard-county-man-injured-in-fireworks-accident

Florida man hit by celebratory gunfire during Fourth of July fireworks show
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2018/07/05/florida-man-celebratory-gunfire-fourth-july-fireworks/759516002/

Florida Man chases woman with golf club, goes limp to resist arrest
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/ae/live-pd-superfan-popped-294035


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In Episode 8 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, An Elvis impersonator is singing Jailhouse Rock, a Florida Man steals a lunch from his old house, Another Florida Man steals a lunch from a python, and send the cops, I’m nekkid on my roof!

This Episode's Florida Men and Women:
• Paul Amato
• Mike Kimmel
• Alex Sardinas
• Garyan D. George
• Ashley L. Coston


News Sources:

Florida Man shows up in Elvis costume to meet 13-year-old for sex
https://www.wftv.com/news/local/elvis-impersonator-shows-up-in-costume-to-meet-13-year-old-for-sex-investigators-say/774948208

Florida Man Saves Alligator from 10-Foot Python’s Deadly Grip in the Everglades
http://www.foxnews.com/science/2018/06/18/florida-man-wrangles-alligator-from-10-foot-pythons-deadly-grip-in-everglades.html

Florida Man breaks into former residence, threatens to kill occupants, and steals pulled pork sandwich
http://www.orlandosentinel.com/features/gone-viral/os-pulled-pork-breakin-20180621-story.html

Florida Man sent scurrying to roof by armed home invaders
https://www.wftv.com/news/local/police-boy-15-among-2-charged-in-armed-home-invasion-in-winter-springs/771634124


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In Episode 7 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, we shoot air conditioner thieves here, I’m comin’ at you like a spider monkey…wearing a diaper, a carjacker brings a knife to a gunfight…twice, and sure we’ll test that meth for you; bring it on down to the station.

This Episode's Florida Men and Women:
• Kimberly Dunn
• Tina Ballard
• Christopher Raymond Hill
• Douglas Peter Kelly


News Sources:

Florida Woman shoots husband in testicles after he tries to take her air conditioner
https://www.actionnewsjax.com/news/local/report-woman-shoots-husband-in-testicles-after-he-tries-to-take-her-air-conditioner/770435073

Florida Woman Bloodied After She’s Attacked by Spider Monkey in Home Depot
https://www.insideedition.com/florida-home-depot-employee-bloodied-after-shes-attacked-spider-monkey-44054

Florida Man Attempts Carjacking and Victim Deters Him with A Gun. Twice.
https://www.actionnewsjax.com/news/local/jacksonville-police-man-takes-cash-register-from-walmart-tries-to-carjack-2-people-at-knifepoint/767407786

Florida Man Requests Test of Meth, Gets an Arrest
http://www.gainesville.com/news/20180614/meth-test-request-ends-in-arrest/1


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