Turtle Mayor vs. Stay on Target.

Our first contestant this week is a Florida Woman who wants to give a voice to nature by having a sea turtle run for mayor of her hometown (nobody has asked the turtle). She’s up against a jilted Florida Man with a 1.06% hit rate when taking vengeance on his lady’s new love. You’ll also hear the strangest sentence in Florida Pod Men history.

Canal Palindrome vs. Courtesy Flush.

Water, water everywhere in this week's short episode. Our first hero tries to flee and evade police (in that order) by jumping in and out of a canal. He's up against a stinky stickler for prison toilet protocol. Chris blows the intro again.

Going to Bermuda vs. Florida Man the Vampire Slayer.

This week’s contestants: A Florida man who tried to float his way to Bermuda in a giant ball vs. Another Florida man who decides to fight vampires with fire. Kevin does a bad Sting impersonation.

The Halloween special returns from the grave, kind of floats around dropping some ghoulish Florida Man stories all about town before returning to the depths of our beloved scary stupid state.

It wouldn't be a complete PodMen episode without some drug use - not us by the way... for the majority of the time at least - But this time we've packed an episode full of ectoplasm (ahem!) including a doll with creepy intentions and Mop Head who presumably prefers to soak and squeeze than to trick or treat. And we follow up on last year's cryptozoology story with a few new monsters to look out for. And other than taking another pop at Trump (literally) we investigate the home furnishings and landscaping of none other than the devil himself.

Trapped in a Closet vs. The Skelecaster.

Two hapless Floridians who think they’re locked in a closet try to get out. They’re up against a Tampa musician who turns his dead uncle into a guitar. The guys decide to add a mouth trumpet and dramatic pauses to the intro.

Sock Ninja vs Deep-State Squirtgun.

This week’s contest is a close one. First up we have a wannabe ninja who gets upset about socks. He’s up against a senior citizen with a golden gun. The guys struggle to choose a winner.

Dirty Roomba vs. The Chicken King

This week's Florida Men: A dog owner who shoulda known better than to leave his Roomba running in a room full of dog poop. He's up against a vindictive ex-fast-food worker who (maybe) created a chicken shortage on his last day of work. Kevin has his sweariest story ever and Chris makes a delivery driver happy.

The Shoveller vs. Drug Test Trickery.

Highlights from this week’s Florida Man stories: Chris reads a literary masterpiece of a restaurant review and Kevin introduces us to a drunk guy with fake bodily fluids in a bag.

Tiki Torch Mayor vs Hey Siri.

This week’s competitors: A mayoral candidate armed with a tiki torch gets into a brawl with a drag queen. He is up against a Florida man who asks his digital assistant how to dispose of human remains…and it offers him advice.

Kevin and Chris also hand out some restaurant tips, enjoy Siri having a virtual meltdown and discuss why the only graves ever mentioned are shallow (RIP Norm Macdonald).