Bring Out Rambo vs Retrieve and Throw

This week’s competing Florida man stories: Hilarity ensues (apparently) as police show up after reports of a domestic tussle, and a guy retrieves something from the front of his pants and throws it. We struggle to decide a winner.

Naked Taser Guy vs Swimming With Crocs

Our competitors this week: A standoff between police and a Florida Man who gets increasingly naked, versus a croc-wearing Florida Man who goes for a late-night swim with a real croc. Spoiler Alert: One of them gets bitten.

Airport Security Nudity vs The Terrible Captain

Our first Florida Man this week may or may not have nunchucks but definitely doesn’t have his clothes on at the airport. Then, a rum-soaked boat captain shows his lack of business sense when he threatens to throw his customers overboard. In this episode we meet our worst ever Florida Man human-being. 

IHOP Flasher vs. Pool Deck Poopers

In our first story, we visit an IHOP where an outgoing Florida Man likes to introduce diners to his “little friend”. Then we meet our new hero journalist who reminds that it’s not cool to run next to the pool. Any by “run", we mean poop.  We also discuss Chris’ disguise as a famous TV artist. Come for the Florida Man stories, stay for the happy accidents.

Lamb in Your Pants vs. Shoulda Been a Foursome

Hey! It’s episode 1 of a brand-new season of duelling Florida Man stories. This week’s competitors are: A Costco couple who decide to carry their groceries out of the store in unusual and illegal places, and a swingin’ Florida Woman who gets aggressive when questioned by her boyfriend about her alleged sexy group fun. Kevin and Chris plan also a shopping trip in Florida.

32 entered the competition, only one will emerge. Here it is, The Grand Finale of our three-part special. As chosen by experts (us), the top two Florida Man headlines go head to head and we do a deep dive into the winning story.

We narrow the field down to two, with more head-to-head quickfire battles as well as the usual discussion and speculation about some wild and crazy stories. What will be the ultimate Florida Man Headline?

Round 1.

In the first of our three-part tournament, 32 Florida Man headlines enter into the ring but only one will become the ultimate Florida Man headline. In part one, 16 quickfire one-on-one deathmatches will narrow the field down. How can so much weird and wonderful stuff happen in one state?! Polish up your trophies, here we go!

FMNT vs. Immortal Dog  

It's the final episode of the season. Our first competitor this week is a man who threatens to unleash his army of pet Florida Man Ninja Turtles on society. He's up against a kidnapping driven by the love of a Florida Man for his dog. This episode contains 100% more shameless product placement than usual because we want free beer.

Stranger Danger vs. Underage Drunk Alligator

An unfriendly drunk houseguest saturates our first story this week. Then we have what may be our first alligator-related story. Beer and Florida Man…what could go wrong? Not many animals were harmed. Kevin and Chris also discuss strange past-tense verbs, discuss urinals, and reminisce about their history together before they became Florida Pod Men.