Starting your Monday off right with the T&T shit show!
Beginning with Tena day drinking followed by shopping at IKEA. 
How much it costs to get a hot water tank replaced - fucking expensive! 
Osceola cheese and Amish pornography. 
And finally, Tia’s Twin Flame awakening and Tena shitting in a corn field (yum)

Ya girls took on The Lou (St. Louis, MO) over the weekend and had a good ass time. We let love in our hearts and embodied pure joy as we explored a new city!
Changing your scenery can really help bring in a new perspective that you didn’t know you needed. Everything happens for a reason! Enjoy your life right now and let the need for constant instant gratification die off with the old “you.” 

In this weeks debauchery ya girls discuss karmic lessons in ALL relationships, METERS, how to know when you’re “ready” for the next relationship, Tia’s obsession with dressing men, and white stuff in and around your mouth. 

Yeee yeee 🤙

Tena gives us a detailed story of paranoid humans regarding electric meters. We discuss how to embody awareness and become unbothered by the energies of life. As well as what qualities our “ideal” partners have regarding their hands & feet. It’s a whole shit show and we fully loved every minute of it. 
ALSO, if you loved our intro, hit up Andy @VQSV and bug him about making one for you. 

Tena & Tia take on President’s Day, embodying the old ladies they are. Discussing hot topics such as what holiday would you live in for the rest of your life, the 27 Club, Tia’s unnecessary rambling to the meaning of life, and Tena blowing chunks in a Casey’s parking lot. 

Enjoy 😉

On this episode we talk about the good, the bad, the ugly, and deeeeeep release ;)

Doesn’t matter if you’re Jenny from the block or a solider stationed in Fort Knox. You are not separate.

This episode we talk about the different types of love you enjoy giving/receiving, how important it is to know you and your partners love language, and we discover what ours are!

Also, pubes.

This episode we talk about releasing expectations of others, holding space for yourself, and just being a human being.