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Well if this isn't the biggest snooze fest of an episode? Meri listens to self help books for 3 hours to chat with her friends about leaving Kody.

Christine goes wedding dress shopping and cake tasting for a wedding we HAVE ALREADY SEEN!

Robyn's grown ass daughters ask permission from Mommy to go to church.

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Meri wonders if she made the right choice after Kody gets "emotional" in front of the cameras. Jenn tells Kody to back off her BFF. Our little Savannah graduates from High School and Kody isn't invited but Grandpa David is. Coyote Pass is paid off and never have we seen our lil gold digger Robyn with such a smile on her face. Even stuffed Jesus is impressed. Kody tries to math his way out of getting the land appraised and Meri makes everyone uncomfortable with her "jokes". Kody and his curls take a man trip to Vegas where he longingly looks at the cul de sac before security shows up.

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Meri will find any way to spend her anniversary with Kody, even if its tricking him into moving her out of state. Meri takes it from the back. Christine surprises no-one with her engagement to David. Janelle lets us know once again being the family treasurer gave her a drinking problem. Robyn kills the vibe by making it all about herself.

Christine may have fallen love with David at record pace but David has my heart after this episode by roasting Mykelti and Tony and accepting are feral Truly just as she is.

Meri laughs to not cry, and lets Robyn, Kody and the tenders (even though she never gets to see them) know she is leaving in mere weeks and all she wants is Kody to drive her truck up to Utah.

David proposes to Christine and buys a house all in one episode.

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This episode had it all. Janelle and Meridian having a sit down. Christine and David and Meri having a moment. Kody and his shy wife Robyn meeting David. Oh and a horrible intermission of House Hunters: Sister Wives Edition.

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We got a traditional Brown family meal of Haystacks and Japanese Sundaes with Christine's side of the family. Christine tongues David and Tony tries to shock. Janelle is ready to lawyer up to get her stake of Coyote Pass and has a sit down with Kody who is trying to salvage his relationship with Janelle's bank account.

Meri celebrates her birthday with her chosen family with the reveal of her carriage house makeover. Spoiler alert: The only ugly thing in the carriage house now is the clothing she is peddling.

Christine and David go ring shopping. Spoiler alert: Christine's ring is uglier than Meri's clothing she is peddling.

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Kody jumps for the opportunity to help Meri pack her shit and get out of state. Kody thinks Meri feels lighter as she keeps drinking out of her cup. Christine and David look at wedding venues despite being together after only 6 weeks. Kody lets us know multiple times how the only thing he is guilty is not marrying for love and obligation and how offended he is.

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Robyn and Kody spend Christmas without the other Sister Wives...money. Kody is excited to spend Christmas with his fave wife and with all of their presents...he means to stay present.

Tony and Mykelti have one Christmas wish, and that is to have more camera time. Christine is celebrating the Christmas season by talking about David, how beautiful David is, how perfect David is and how David is the complete opposite of Kody.

Meri gets gaslit by Kody.

Janelle wants to lawyer up and buy property with Maddie and fam.

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Mykelti keeps on Mykeltiing and sharing she ate her placenta, but Robyn did it first. Breastfeeding is discussed while Avalon files a restraining order for Kody. Meri gets a spirtual release from her marriage from Kody on the grounds of abandonment. She would tell Kody but her number is blocked. Janelle and Gabe roast Robyn and Kody while eating eggs with spoons and Robyn realizes she can't give her kids a perfect Christmas without Janelle and Meri's paycheck.

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Robyn shows how selfless she is is by sleeping on a mattress. She also shows off her psychic skills by predicting that a baby has to poop. Christine starts to date David and my psychic skills tell me this is the man that she is going to marry as well as have a 2 part wedding special featured on TLC. Kody and Robyn try to manipulate the audience with a scene that they rehearse but quickly falls apart when Kody forgets they are acting. The family spends Thanksgiving apart but nobody invites Meri.

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