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DO NOT PLAY A DRINKING GAME EVERY TIME WHITNEY SAYS SHE IS SINGLE AND ALMOST 40! Whit is unbearable in this episode. Whitney commits a misdemeanor on her niece while I can never eat a cucumber again. Also Whitney is single and almost 40. Whitney surprises her niece with a gift and making it all about how she is almost 40 and single. Whit takes the ladies on the town, and reminds them how she is single and 40. Whit shows Angie the Thore family home, while reminding her she is 40 and single. Jessica accompanies Whitney to the fertility doc for a pointless appointment while Whitney puts Jessica's fertility struggles on blast.

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Whitney Way Thore is back to making everything about her. We get a whiteboard scene for the first 20 minutes of the episode and TLC is literally working with nothing. Whitney and Hunter plot to keep her father's house against his wishes. Whitney has the checkbook, Hunter has the guitar. Whitney plans for Jaime's bachelorette and body shames her fiancé in the process. Angie shows up and continues to get shit for her drinking and being married while Whitney insists she was engaged twice. Whitney keeps insisting she doesn't drink while she drinks because she is the fun aunt. And the cliffhanger...I just can't.

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Alexis lets us know how important a D can be. Shannon reminds us that her beef with Alexis totally isn't about her dating Johnny J and is about the lawsuit. Shannon also lets us know how Johnny Js smile is only bigger now because of his new teeth and totally NOT because of Alexis. We learn more about Katie and her life and its boring. Gina and Shannon have a moment. Gina and Jenn finally confront each other about the eviction. Jenn takes Gina's croissant in a doggie bag.

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Another recap from my parents' basement and this episode Whitney is back baby!

Whitney lets Glenn and Goose have some sunshine and exercise for good behavior. Glenn drops in on Hunter and Karen on a date while Whitney doesn't want her dad to not interrupt as she continues to interrupt them multiple times. Tal and Whitney share tears while looking at Balls. Whitney dresses like the Statue of Liberty for her Christmas themed party. Buddy's wife and her expressions are the only thing I'm focused on (besides the catered burritos) for the remainder of the party.

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Join me in my parents' basement for another recap of this absolute whit show! Whitney continues to make everyone uncomfortable in every single way. Her romance is no more with Kenny and the squirrel in his pocket and is now contemplating Craigslist for a potential date for her niece's wedding. Whitney forces Glenn in a wig. #saveglenn. Hunter meets a...woman named...Karen. Whitney reminds us she is single. Angie gets the honor of shaving Whitney's armpits...a true Thore family tradition. The gang goes to Hunter's movie premiere in what looks like an abandoned discount theater.

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The Real Housewives of the OC are so back and so is Jesus Jugs herself: Alexis Bellino. Shannon reflects on her DUI and how it was meant to tell her who her friends are...not that maybe she should give the sober life a whirl. Shannon has an issue with Tamra, Tamra has an issue with Shannon, Jenn is getting evicted and now Gina is pissed at her. Oh how we missed our girls. Alexis and Johnny J are hot and heavy and Shannon insists she isn't at all jealous but that its more about the lawsuit Alexis' ex hubby Jim filed on Tamra and Shannon and not at all about his big old penis (Gina's words not mine).

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Whitney Way Thore lasted one whole episode (but not really) without obsessing over a man but Kenny came into her life this episode with cap in hand and a squirrel in his pocket. The Thore family heads to Kentucky to hang out with the normal side of the family. Whitney makes out with a deer, bails on axe throwing once she realizes she isn't good at it, and tries to seduce Kenny over some tongue action with candy. The episode ends with Whitney getting a date for Jaime's wedding and honestly her and Kenny seem perfect together. Glenn and Hunter choose to sit at the kid's table.

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Whitney Way Thore is back baby! How this woman has got a reality tv show for 12 seasons is beyond me but here we are. We are back in Greensboro with Whitney and she has just returned from France to visit her on again and now permanently off again boyfriend "The French Man". Things are going not so great for our Whitney as she goes through the episode crying from one ex boyfriend and his new bride to the other. Things start to look up when a man does deliver flowers to her but unfortunately its not a match. She ponders if she is in the midst of a midlife crisis but says she is desperate....to get her life back on track.

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We have a very PG-13 rated episode for you since my youngest was in and out of the room while I recorded this episode but the end of this episode and the cuteness was everything.

Lauri is leaving the insurance business behind to make money with her hands and George is backing her. Jo and Slade meet up with Won G and Bob to produce her next megahit that nobody has heard of. Vicki and Duff make out. Lindsey crawls through heaven and earth to make a house party happen. Vicki pursues a career as a stand up comic and Jeana lets us know the secret to her marriage with Matt. Jo lets us all know the secret to her muscial prowess...Starbucks.

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Favorite Episode Yet! We continue our RHOC trip down memory lane and Oh Canada is playing in my head on repeat because Shane found a girl willing to fly from Canada to meet him and its Ms. Ontario South herself. Lauri and George ditch Josh and take the rest of the family to Hawaii. Jo is our first housewife transitioning to a singing "career". Duff is getting mixed signals from Tammy who is totally over him but also totally giving him kisses on the lips. Weird. Shane continues his journey on becoming the most vile man on the OC while being horrible to Tammy, a jerk to Colton and not getting a variety of Ensure flavors for Ms. Ontario South. Jo has a birthday that doesn't include Slade and Slade shares a porkchop with a lady that definitely isn't Jo.

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