Food Court Movie Podcast

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Sean and Mampy watched Megalopolis, the new fable from Francis Ford Coppola. Will the fellas stare at the screen like the apostles beholding the ascension? Or will they scream, "HUH?" Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to shoot two arrows into Shai LeBeouf's butt! Bon Appétit!

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Sean and Mampy watched Never Let Go, the new horror movie starring Halle Berry. Will the fellas be scared out of their wits like a boy in the woods without a rope? Or would they rather eat a frog than sit through one more minute? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to shoot a dog with a crossbow! Bon Appétit!

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Sean and Mampy watched The Killer’s Game, the new action movie starring Dave Bautista and Ben Kingsley. Will the boys have a great time at the murder movie? Or will they wish they had a super disease that killed them instantly? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to kill a man with a big blade shaped like half of a yin yang! Bon Appétit!

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Sean and Mampy watched Beetlejuice Beetlejuice, the sequel to Beetlejuice 1 directed by Tim Burton. Will the boys ride the soul train? Or will they get their souls sucked? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to give send a boy to hell! Bon Appétit!

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Sean and Mampy watched afrAId, the new AI horror movie starring John Cho. Will the boys grin while their AI mommy reads them a bedtime story? Or will they wish they'd learned to read themsleves? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to get swatted by an emoji militia! Bon Appétit!

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Sean and Mampy watched The Crow, the remake of the 1994 classic starring Bill Skarsgard and FKA Twigs. Will the boys laugh like they're doing molly in a friend's lavish apartment? Or would they prefer to have their head swiftly lopped off in an opera house? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to put a plastic bag over a lady's head! Bon Appétit!

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Sean and Mampy watched Alien: Romulus, the new sci-fi horror movie from director Fede Alvarez. Will the fellas smile like they’re about to stick out their teeth tongue? Or will they wish they’d died first like…well, you know? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to give birth to a monster! Bon Appétit!

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Sean and Mampy watched Cucukoo, the new crazy horror movie starring Dan Stevens. Will the fellas laugh like a couple of birds? Or will they wish they'd been killed with one stone? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to timeloop and get yelled at by a monster! Bon Appétit!

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Sean and Mampy watched Trap, the new serial killer thriller from Director M. Night Shyamalan. Will the boys celebrate the heroic acts of a serial killer? Or will they feel that Hollywood is sick if they think serial killers are fun? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to blow up some hot oil in a lady’s face! Bon Appétit!

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Sean and Mampy watched Deadpool and Wolverine, the newest episode in the Marvel Cinematic Universe tv show. Will that laugh at all the quips? Or will they weep at all the quips? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to be make jokes about butt stuff! Bon Appétit!