Food Court Movie Podcast

Vengeance is mine, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!

Sean and special guest Josh Lewis watched Vengeance, the comedy(?) thriller(?) written and directed by B.J. Novak and starring Ashton Kutcher! Will the chums get down and dirty with a good old-fashioned gritty grind? Or will they wish pray for an oxygen overdose? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to be a Southern granny who knows and is emotional about the history of Texas. Bon Appétit!

Sky Jaws, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!

Sean and Michael watched NOPE, the UFO horror/adventure Directed by Jordan Peele and starring Daniel Kaluuya! Will the fellas be up in the clouds? Or will they say nope to Nope? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to rip a little girl’s face off. Bon Appétit!

Mjolnir, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!

Sean and Michael watched Thor: Love and Thunder, the newest episode of the MCU (Made-for-TV Cinematic Universe) Directed by Taiki Waititi and starring Chris Hemsworth and Natalie Portman! Will the fellas be transported to valhalla? Or will they wish they had died in the desert? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to kill god. Bon Appétit!

Yucky goo, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!

Sean and Michael watched MAD GOD, the stop motion gross-out fest directed by Phil Tippet! Will the boys love all the bodily fluids? Or will they make bodily fluids of their own? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to electrocute some giants and then turn their diarrhea into slaves. Bon Appétit!

TCB in a flash, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!

Sean and Jon watched ELVIS, the gonzo biopic from director Bar Luhrman! Will the fellas shake their hips to the music? Or will they shoot a bunch of TVs? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to get very, very sweaty. Bon Appétit!

Don’t go in the basement, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!

Sean and Michael watched THE BLACK PHONE, the child abduction horror movie from director Scott Derrickson! Will the boys smile as children get tortured? Or will they suck down a black balloon full of helium and talk with a silly voice until they asphyxiate? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to learn fighting techniques from the ghost of your Mexican friend Robin. Bon Appétit!

Buzz Off, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!

Sean and Michael watched LIGHTYEAR, the movie about the toy(?) starring Chris Evans! Will the fellas live all their childhood dreams? Or will they live all their childhood nightmares (the one where Taika Waititi keeps being annoying?) Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to have a charming robo-cat. Bon Appétit!

Surgery is the new sex, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!

Sean and Michael watched CRIMES OF THE FUTURE, the body horror comedy from Director David Cronenberg! Will the fellas love the viscera? Or will they wish they had eaten a purple candy bar and been killed almost instantly? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to get in an autopsy machine with your hot lover and let it cut you up while you’re al naked and stuff. Bon Appétit!

You can be my wingman any time (AGAIN), Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!

Sean, Michael, and Jon watched TOP GUN: Maverick, the new jet movie from director Joseph Kosinski! Will the boys enjoy the fan service? Or will they wish there were more explosions and fewer references to things that happened in the first movie? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to steal a jet in an unnamed Eastern European country. Bon Appétit!

You can be my wingman any time, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!

Sean and Michael watched TOP GUN, the action classic Directed by Tony Scott! Will the boys love the dogfights? Or will they scream, “This bites, dog!”? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to take the onramp to the highway to the danger zone. Bon Appétit!