Food Court Movie Podcast

It’s raining MEN, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!

Sean, Jon, and Michael watched MEN in the new horror movie from Director Alex Garland! Will the boys love the full frontal male nudity? Or will they wish they were more scares and fewer dongs? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to bring new meaning to the phrase “Baby on Board!” Bon Appétit!

Holy Multiverse, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!

Sean and Michael watched Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness, the new Marvel movie from Sam Raimi! Will the boys love the horror comedy vibes? Or will they wish they were incinerated by the Scarlet Witch? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to punch yourself in the face because of a spell cast upon you by that trickster Doctor Strange! Bon Appétit!

Rosebud, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!

Sean and Michael watched Citizen Kane, the classic film directed by Orson Welles! Will the chums love the tale of success and failure? Or will they wish they had frozen in the snow with that sled? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to walk past two mirrors that are pointed at each other so it looks like there are an infinite number of yous! Bon Appétit!

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Sean and Michael watched The Northman, the epic viking revenge drama from Robert Eggers! Will the boys love the yelling and stabbing? Or will they get tired of the yelling and stabbing? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to roll out with a valkyrie! Bon Appétit!

Naatu Naatu, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!

Sean and Jon watched RRR, the epic tale of Indian revolution directed by S.S. Rajamouli! Will the fellas celebrate the pure joy of gonzo cinema? Or will they wish they’d just had their head eaten by a tiger? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to load, aim, shoot! Bon Appétit!

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Sean and Michael watched Ambulance, the action spectacular from director Michael Bay! Will the fellas love the vroom and the boom? Or will they pray for a mini gun in a remote controlled lowrider to blow their heads off? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to put a wrought iron fence through a child’s abdomen! Bon Appétit!

Amen, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!

Sean and special guest Josh Lewis watched Father Stu, the faith-based movie full of swear words starring Mark Wahlberg! Will the boys let Jesus into their hearts? Or will they need their father to help them up off the bathroom floor? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to get in an insane motorcycle accident! Bon Appétit!

Multiverse of Madness, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!

Sean and Michael watched Everything, Everywhere, all at Once, the sci-fi/action/family drama starring Michelle Yeah and Jamie Lee Curtis! Will the boys love the power of love? Or will they ask Agent Smith to put them back in The Matrix? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to make a REAL everything bagel! Bon Appétit!

I vant to heal your legs, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!

Sean and Michael watched Morbius, the vampire superhero movie starring Jared Leto! Will the boys kiss o the roof while a British guy watches? Or will they cut their throats with a sliver of wall tile? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to suck your girlfriend’s blood! Bon Appétit!

When you’re a Kill Donkey you’re a Kill Donkey all the way, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!

Sean and Michael watched West Side Story, the remake of the classic musical directed by Steven Spielberg! Will the boys do spins and hold hands? Or will they hit each other with chains? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to climb up a fire escape in many ways! Bon Appétit!